What Do You Think Of Pornography?

[Max Payne]

I think so too.. at least teletubbies won't be considered as nonsense

[mrRee]

I reckon we should talk about the tele-tubbies for a while.

I think so too.. at least teletubbies won't be considered as nonsense

so, when they had turned tele-tubbies into a porn movies...
is it the porn for 3 years old kid?

[cilu]

Some fresh news: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050830/..._internet_porn

[Xeon]

From Max:

Xeon : Your Honour, I plead guilty to actively supporting porn.
JudgeMax : Good. I hereby exile you to The PornFree Land for 10 years.
Xeon : But it's too long, Your Honour!
JudgeMax : How dare you argue! 60 years! Court dismissed!
Xeon : No, noooo! Woaa-wooo!

Darn it all! That's the worst kind of punishment I've ever heard. It's way worse than the death sentence and whipping! Noooo!!!!!

From Ree pal:

Lemonade!..do u know where the word "PORN" came from?..it came from the word "PROSTITUTION"...just take out the "STITUIO" alphabets, and you get "PRON"...because porn is a reverse prostitution, they reverse the word "PRON" and it became "NORP"...the word "NORP" is a holy word for "National Officer on Refugees and Peace" and this can't be used to describe the abnormal act of prostitution...so, they make a little changes and woilla!...you gott the word "PORN"...learned some leason, old kid?

No, didn't get it. As a matter of fact, that's the lamest crap I've ever heard for a long long time.
Where's the connection and where's the link, son? Nah! Porn comes from some Greece or Latin word for sure. In fact, porn was born only around the 1950s, when Hugh Hefner(my idol, and also founder of the PlayBoy empire) published and sold the very first copy of PlayBoy featuring a naked girl.
After that, some government/management industry must have coined the term for it and it became a buzzword, like "dot-com" etc. See now, you-who-made-a-fool-outta-yourself?! 8-)

BTW..u didn't answer the how-do-you-feel-if-ur-relatives-involve-in-porn question yet...have you took the "self test" yet..I wonder what's ur answers might be

Nah! If my relatives get involved in the porn industry, it depends.
If for example, my uncle is a porn producer/director, I would think he's a very cool guy to have such a sleek job. It's daring, it's unique, it's brave and it's totally cool.
If he's a porn actor, I would have felt the same, only that I'll only say it when someone asks. What's wrong with porn? Nothing!

we need sex...we don't need porn
sex is food...porn is poisoned food

Total rubbish. Are u trying to brainwash the masses, son? Yes, porn is not essential. We can all live without porn.
But......you've an Internet connection, right? Your office has air-condition, right? U have a mobile phone, right? Of course u've. These are all luxuries.
Porn is a luxury too. Get it now, son?

We can do without porn, but......if it comes to us, why not?

but what do we think about the people that involve in porn production...do they do the great things in their life and get more healthy

U are clearly misguided, son? By whom? Sigh.....

U see, son.....99.999999999999% of the people in the porn industry are not forced. THEY ARE NOT FORCED. They do it because they like it. Either they want big bucks or they are just lustful. For some of them, they feel a thrill when they bare all. They feel happy. This is how it works.
They like the notoriety, the fame, the rebellious streak, everything. See now?

Porn actresses/actors are DIFFERENT from prostitutes. A lot of prostitutes have very dark lives and a lot of them are being blackmailed, threatened(forced by violence, threats and physical abuse by bad guys).

Because porn is different from prostitution, this is the reason why porn is legal in lots of countries, while more and more governments are imposing limits and bans on prostituion. Some have even clean up entire prostitute clans altogether. See?

U ever wonder why sex slavery is illegal? Because these girls are being FORCED! Why is paedophile illegal? Because the child is being FORCED to do so against his/her will. With porn, it's not about forcing. That's why it's part and parcel of life.

@Xeon: watching porn don't makes you look cool...didn't see the porn didn't makes you look nerd...but if you want give me that stuff, I have to watch it...it's a gift, and we must appreciate any gift given to us

U're finally enlightened. Good, son! Just send me a PM and we can share an trade porn links together.
In fact, I just discovered a particular category which might interest you, since it's quite a novelty.

From Deniz:

Is it time to derail this thread yet?

Yes, show me your true power. Unleash your Giga Thread-Destroyer if you can! Here I stand, Xeon of CodeGuru! 8-]

From Matthew Joy:

Ahh...this thread was going nicely till someone from porn-missed land came and hijacked it.

The Pornster
He hails from The Pornmised Land,
he seeks no where but that place.
Entrapped now in cosmopolis,
his heart desires that land each night.

He the Pornster wanders street to street,
door to door and hole to hole,
asking a thousand aunts,
if they know the way to The Pornmised Land.
He gets disapprovements in his face.

But Xeon will set foot on that Land once more,
where the fair winds blow upon,
where the skies are always blue
where the lands are full of lushy beds and cotton,
where it's inhabitants are nothing but nude goddesses.

His name is Xeon, he will reach that Land one day.

Nice poem, son? I can be a poet soon. How romantic.

From Deniz:

I think so too.. at least teletubbies won't be considered as nonsense

I've heard rumours that grown men who're interested in tele-tubbies are actually paedophiles, which is why there's a lot of anti-teletubbies sites and even suggestions that the purple teletubby is gay.

By the way, have you all heard of how my aunt's friend's son's teletubby plush-toy(the purple one) danced by itself in the middle of the night, in the living room?

I'm not sure if it's true, but apparently, the kid woke up at midnight to pee and when he returned from the toilet, he saw the thing dancing there by itself. It's very eerie, though. The next morning, the mom threw the teletubby away.

Good day,
Xeon.

[cilu]

Xeon, really, don't you have anything better to do? I mean come on, you are now writing songs about you and the Pornmised Land?

[Deniz]

For all you pr0n addicts out there:

[Xeon]

From Cilu:

Xeon, really, don't you have anything better to do? I mean come on, you are now writing songs about you and the Pornmised Land?

I may be crucifixed, burnt and stoned to death, but I must impart all my knowledge of porn to you mortals. Only then will I die a good death and be resurrected.

Anyway, no. That is not a song. It's a poem, and it just came out of my mind.
I don't even need to think, though. Finished that poem in 30 seconds or so while typing on the fly.

By the way, Deniz......what has kittens gotta do with self-pleasuring? Are you mad?
Also, don't tell me you never done that before. I can believe if Bush treats Osama to McDonald's, but I cannot ever believe that you guys here are so holy and upright as not to self-pleasure. Gimme a break, kids!
Even a 16-year old dares to admit......you guys are 30++ year old men already, k?

Unless u guys are afraid that Cherish will see it? If that's the case, I'll block her from this thread.

See you,
Xeon.

[codegurugeek]

I may be crucifixed, burnt and stoned to death, but I must impart all my knowledge of porn to you mortals. Only then will I die a good death and be resurrected.

LoL !! Nice poem indeed.. However, where is your album? just kind da curious to know!!

Waiting for your pics there.. Big Daddy!!

[Mathew Joy]

I just read in yesterday's paper that police do random check on mobile phones in Malaysia. Seems like carrying explicit pics/video in phones is banned. Any news Max?

[Deniz]

Hotdoooogs get ur hotdoooogs

[Mick]

bOObies...bOObies...bOObies...

[Xeon]

From CodeGuruGeek:

LoL !! Nice poem indeed.. However, where is your album? just kind da curious to know!!

Thanks for your compliments, son. My very first album, titled Afoot The Pornmised Land, will be out in mid-November 2005.
It will feature 16 songs from me, such as "Another name for Rooster", "I love my aunt", "The sticky gooey rain", "50 girls in 1 house", "I feel like a lord with these girls", "Girls of the world" and "The Sex Explorer" etc....
My CD will also come with a free calendar-poster of the hottest goddesses around the world, 12 for each month.
For example, in the calendar, January is represented by a American hottie with nothing on except a cowboy's hat. February is a Korean hottie in half-dressed Korean garb. March is a Japanese cutie with only a shirt and nothing else.
April is an English chick with a fake Tower of London in one of her hands and dressed in only a skirt.....you get the idea.
Support me, son.

Waiting for your pics there.. Big Daddy!!

What do u mean? Pics of myself? Never. As I've explained before, I'm so totally unphotogenic in photos, dunno why.
Do u guys know that David Copperfield refuses to let reporters shoot just one side of his face? He has a reason too.

I'm pretty good-looking, cute, well-groomed and suave, but......I look worse than any nerd in photos, even my best shots.
By the way, CG-Geek.....I saw your pic in the CodeGuru photo album.

Are you a Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Singaporean/Malaysian? Because your hairstyle is obviously Asian and your face shape is too. Are you like Max, from Malaysia too?
U're pretty good-looking according to your face structure and shape, though I can't see your actual facial features.

From Matthew:

I just read in yesterday's paper that police do random check on mobile phones in Malaysia. Seems like carrying explicit pics/video in phones is banned. Any news Max?

Nah, I doubt so. Singapore has a stricter set of laws than Malaysia.
Every one of us can have 80 MB of group videos in our phones and the government doesn't care. So Malaysia shouldn't care too.

From Deniz:

Hotdoooogs get ur hotdoooogs

But.......every guy has 1 already, right?

From MiCk:

bOObies...bOObies...bOObies..

MiCk IS THE MAN!!!!!!! This is exactly the kind of real alpha male we need! He's second only to me! YES!!!! Good for you, MiCk!
Not Attica....but......bOObies!!!!

Sages always think alike. Yes, yes. I'll buy from you, MiCk. How about is your offer?

See you all,
Xeon.

[mrRee]

No, didn't get it. As a matter of fact, that's the lamest crap I've ever heard for a long long time.

holy cow!...how did you managed to spott the crapnesss?..this is a surpirise of the centuries..a gooner like u...nah, forget it..

Where's the connection and where's the link, son?

kick out ur shoes...lay back...free ur mind...open ur eyes...throw the potatoes out of your both ears...here's some more so-called crap from me, myself and I...

porn is a subset of prostitution!!!

the connection is always there...don't need for searching...it's already in our society...
the links is all over the net...just googling for "porn" and you'll get it in no time...
there are loads of free porn ...but no free prostitution...now, porn is more dangerous in the long run...

did I answer your question yet?....no?..it's my free will not to answer...because I'm tired being a yam jerk trying to answer all this absurd thinking...now, my programming assignment dateline is just around the corner...it's ticking and I got to tock...

See now, you-who-made-a-fool-outta-yourself?! 8-)

hahah...you can't question my human right...it's my hobby to make a fool out of myself during the 'high' time...want a puff?

Total rubbish. Are u trying to brainwash the masses, son? Yes, porn is not essential. We can all live without porn.
But......you've an Internet connection, right? Your office has air-condition, right? U have a mobile phone, right? Of course u've. These are all luxuries.
Porn is a luxury too. Get it now, son?

that was a big freakin' B end up with smelly T!..."sex is food...porn is poisoned food"...you didn't need a luxury that can harm you...in gfact, you must not have it...got it?..

We can do without porn, but......if it comes to us, why not?

now I'm totally on ur side...yup, why not?...why not we ban porn?...

U see, son.....99.999999999999% of the people in the porn industry are not forced. THEY ARE NOT FORCED.

lemonade!..how can you simply give this wacky evidence...some do it willingly, some had been forced, some do it desperately for money...and the last two statements are in the most cases...want an alibi?...ask Judge Max...

you proudly accepting porn...but you strongly denying prostitution...the suitable word for this kind of shoal of crab: strange denial...

and for the poem thing.......that was a rigid cacophony...here's the altered song from Bad Religion to answer that grape despondency...

a new age of reason
brain treason to trick the mind
what good in searching
if nothing's there to find
you arrive at that place
of no return my brotherss
only to discover that your minds have led you away
so far from the painful truth

what's right is wrong
what's come has gone
what's clear and pure is not so sure
it came to you
all promises bexome a lie
all that's benign corrupts in time

nothing comes easier than madness in the world today
mass paranoia is a mode not a melody
we are the prey and porn culture is the predator
I'm not inclined to enjoy your dreams

bOObies...bOObies...bOObies...

mmm..one word...what's about the bOObies...it's all fake sillyCON ...no wonder they're sOO round...

[Mathew Joy]

Max, Max where are you? Did the police catch you ?

[Max Payne]

nope.. I don't bring pron in my phone, becoz.. my phone cannot bring pron in it..

yep.. the gov just made the law to check on phones.. but mostly kids they check on.. not adult like me.. teens and kids are spreading home made pron here.. so its getting really serious..

so, Xeon, beware when you cross the border.. unless you want to spend a night or two in a cell..

Nah, I doubt so. Singapore has a stricter set of laws than Malaysia.
Every one of us can have 80 MB of group videos in our phones and the government doesn't care. So Malaysia shouldn't care too.

hmmm even spitting is considered a law offence there.. but not pron spreading.. hmm weird...