Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by
Hobson
Since half of the human population are women, and on average every man had ever any conversation with woman, question 'why' is not as important anymore, since everyone knows an answer for any 'why' question:
Q: Why is the roof?
A: Because.
Okay then. You can't use because to answer the question "How many is the roof?".
Q: How many is the roof?
A: 17.
Because of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle it is not possible to exactly answer where is the roof and how fast is the roof simultaneously.
Because of all the uncertainty I don't think because is a good answer. Maybe might be a good answer but not because because not not because was!!
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