I just filled the dishwasher with 4 days of dirty dishes. It will take an hour to wash. I worry about water spotting. Just then she said to me that I needed to go to the bookstore to buy jelly beans. "The bookstore? " said I. My pleas fell on deaf ears. She sent me anyways with an ultimatim to come back with Barnes and Noble Jelly Beans or else. I asked her if she wouldn't be satisfied if I bought a giant Twister set for the dog? But no..no..no. It has to be Jelly Beans. Off I headed. I would show her who was boss. I was going to go to the Laundramat and get her several bales of 2 year old magazines. That would keep her busy for days. Only then would I buckle under and acceed to her wishes.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
Robots are trying to steal my luggage.