Originally posted by souldog
A word of warning Chuckles. If you dare to interrupt my peacefull
home with a jarring "brrriinnnngg", then I will, with my iron hands,
break you to pieces. Justice has no time for contrived grins.
Chuckles says "Pay me a dollar and I will make you laugh"
I say "I will pay you a dollar if I can strangle you."
Chuckles says "Can I interest you in vinyl siding?" "How about long distance service for 1 cent an hour ($1,000,000 connection fee applies)?"
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He had a chicken stapled to his face.
Q: How did he cross the road?
A: He struck a deal with the prosecutor for leniency?
hahahahahahaha
See where are your troubles now...WORSE?
back to the drawing board.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
Robots are trying to steal my luggage.
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