Originally posted by me
...if someone gets this junk to work, I will worship them.
Currently I'm building a marble and gold encrusted temple dedicated to Assmaster, which will be in the shape of 2 giant cheeks petruding on top of Mt. Everest, so that everyone will be able to see its greatness, even from space.

P.S.: And no, I worked with pointers before, this is just something I wanted to try, thanks for the help.