|
-
April 16th, 2010, 09:32 AM
#1
Find Some java projects..
hello im dilanka and i want some completec java projects which show as i did. this is for migration process please anyone can help me it is really appreciated..
-
April 16th, 2010, 11:01 AM
#2
Re: Find Some java projects..
i want some completec java projects which show as i did
Sorry but this doesn't make sense, what do you mean by "which show as i did".
If you just want Java code then search online, there's millions of lines of Java code out there.
-
April 17th, 2010, 10:37 AM
#3
Re: Find Some java projects..
hello it was a mistake..im sorry about it..
what i need is few completed java projects to include my bio data under working experience..plz let me know if u can help me...
-
April 17th, 2010, 11:10 AM
#4
Re: Find Some java projects..
what i need is few completed java projects to include my bio data under working experience
No, this still doesn't make sense.
You need to explain clearly what you want. Start by explaining what you mean by "a few completed Java projects". It sounds like you are asking someone to write some specific applications for you - if so you've come to the wrong place.
Secondly you need to explain exactly why you want them, what you are intending to use them for etc.
-
April 21st, 2010, 11:50 AM
#5
Re: Find Some java projects..
what i need is few completed java projects to include my bio data under working experience...
eh? o_0 If I understood correctly it's something like this: "Please share some of your projects to put my name under the authors list" - Yeah! Sure! Just let me iron my laces first.
Wanna install linux on a vacuum cleaner. Could anyone tell me which distro sucks better?
I had a nightmare last night. I was dreaming that I’m 64-bit and my blanket is 32-bit and I couldn’t cover myself with it, so I’ve spent the whole night freezing. And in the morning I find that my blanket just had fallen off the bed. =S (from: bash.org.ru)
//always looking for job opportunities in AU/NZ/US/CA/Europe :P
willCodeForFood(Arrays.asList("Java","PHP","C++","bash","Assembler","XML","XHTML","CSS","JS","PL/SQL"));
USE [code] TAGS! Read this FAQ if you are new here. If this post was helpful, please rate it!
-
April 21st, 2010, 04:27 PM
#6
Re: Find Some java projects..
 Originally Posted by Xeel
If I understood correctly it's something like this: "Please share some of your projects to put my name under the authors list"
Having re-read the OP's posts I think you are correct.
-
April 21st, 2010, 05:33 PM
#7
Re: Find Some java projects..
Just finished ironing my laces and did the tie as well...
I nominate this post to "The most impudent post of the year". Seriously, Shereen_Dilanka, you've got some balls! 
This is the first time in my life I something like this on any of coding forums.
Last edited by Xeel; April 21st, 2010 at 05:36 PM.
Wanna install linux on a vacuum cleaner. Could anyone tell me which distro sucks better?
I had a nightmare last night. I was dreaming that I’m 64-bit and my blanket is 32-bit and I couldn’t cover myself with it, so I’ve spent the whole night freezing. And in the morning I find that my blanket just had fallen off the bed. =S (from: bash.org.ru)
//always looking for job opportunities in AU/NZ/US/CA/Europe :P
willCodeForFood(Arrays.asList("Java","PHP","C++","bash","Assembler","XML","XHTML","CSS","JS","PL/SQL"));
USE [code] TAGS! Read this FAQ if you are new here. If this post was helpful, please rate it!
-
April 21st, 2010, 06:03 PM
#8
Re: Find Some java projects..
If you Google the name, it appears recently on the RentACoder site, making a similarly opaque but dubious request:
I need JAVA 6 years experience letter from some reputed company. it needs to include some projects, websites with links, specially both soft and hard copies..
I will provide letter format after bid is confirm..
The mind boggles...
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools...
D. Adams
Please use [CODE]...your code here...[/CODE] tags when posting code. If you get an error, please post the full error message and stack trace, if present.
-
April 22nd, 2010, 05:27 AM
#9
Re: Find Some java projects..
Unbelievable. Mind you, you've got to admire their nerve for thinking they might actually get away with it.
I'd love to be in the room when someone starts talking technical. The blank look and whoosh sound as all the technical phrases fly straight over their head would be a sight to behold.
-
April 22nd, 2010, 12:16 PM
#10
Re: Find Some java projects..
Hell yeah, I would love to interview this guy 
Me: "So, can you explain polymorphism?"
Shereen: "It is like, when I want to write some codes, I go to internets and find the codes"
Me: "Ooookkkkk, not really. Moving along, you have a very impressive resume and list of projects that you have worked on. Can you explain why you chose to use Spring with Hibernate for the SOA project?"
Shereen: "Can you please repeat the question, I am not sure what you mean by S-O-A"
Would be fun!
-
April 22nd, 2010, 12:56 PM
#11
Re: Find Some java projects..
It could be more like:
ProgramThis: Can you explain why you chose to use Spring with Hibernate for the SOA project.
Shereen: err umm err, well the project was dormant over the winter so it seemed the logical choice.
-
April 22nd, 2010, 03:41 PM
#12
Re: Find Some java projects..
err umm err, well the project was dormant over the winter so it seemed the logical choice.
LOL
The sad fact is that in many occasions this approach works. But then if you do not know anything you can overstep yourself easily and the truth will come out pretty soon... with firing order following  
Especially loved the phrases:
"I need" followed by requirements lists - We surely owe our lives to this guy;
"I will provide letter format after bid is confirm.. " - Along with perfect English, we probably should kill each other to win the competition for the best recommendation for him and consider it an honor;
Last edited by Xeel; April 22nd, 2010 at 03:49 PM.
Wanna install linux on a vacuum cleaner. Could anyone tell me which distro sucks better?
I had a nightmare last night. I was dreaming that I’m 64-bit and my blanket is 32-bit and I couldn’t cover myself with it, so I’ve spent the whole night freezing. And in the morning I find that my blanket just had fallen off the bed. =S (from: bash.org.ru)
//always looking for job opportunities in AU/NZ/US/CA/Europe :P
willCodeForFood(Arrays.asList("Java","PHP","C++","bash","Assembler","XML","XHTML","CSS","JS","PL/SQL"));
USE [code] TAGS! Read this FAQ if you are new here. If this post was helpful, please rate it!
-
April 23rd, 2010, 11:54 AM
#13
Re: Find Some java projects..
I looked at the Rent-A-Coder page, and my favorite part is this:
All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased.
So in return for providing him/her with false experience, he/she gets to take ownership of our code as well. What a deal! Let's all sign up!
-
April 23rd, 2010, 12:47 PM
#14
Re: Find Some java projects..
What a deal! Let's all sign up!
Hey before everyone rushes to hand over their code, I was first to reply to this thread so I should be first in the queue
-
April 23rd, 2010, 05:54 PM
#15
Re: Find Some java projects..
Hey before everyone rushes to hand over their code, I was first to reply to this thread so I should be first in the queue
D a m n it!
Wanna install linux on a vacuum cleaner. Could anyone tell me which distro sucks better?
I had a nightmare last night. I was dreaming that I’m 64-bit and my blanket is 32-bit and I couldn’t cover myself with it, so I’ve spent the whole night freezing. And in the morning I find that my blanket just had fallen off the bed. =S (from: bash.org.ru)
//always looking for job opportunities in AU/NZ/US/CA/Europe :P
willCodeForFood(Arrays.asList("Java","PHP","C++","bash","Assembler","XML","XHTML","CSS","JS","PL/SQL"));
USE [code] TAGS! Read this FAQ if you are new here. If this post was helpful, please rate it!
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
-
Forum Rules
|
Click Here to Expand Forum to Full Width
|