I'll get the ball rolling:
A man walks into a bar and says: "Ouch"
Hardy harr harrr :rolleyes:
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I'll get the ball rolling:
A man walks into a bar and says: "Ouch"
Hardy harr harrr :rolleyes:
I don't get it.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
[ba dum, bum]
Proper bar jokes require a duck always.
Then the duck says "I won it in a raffle".Quote:
Originally posted by Joe Nellis
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
[ba dum, bum]
Proper bar jokes require a duck always.
I'm voting this the worst thread.
The conclusion: Deniz is a duck :rolleyes:
We will have to see if he floats....Otherwise he is a witch!
N: Doctor this man is homesick.
D: That's impossible he can't be homesick if he's here sick.
How many Texans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four: One to change the bulb, one to write a song about it and two to fight about it in the parking lot.
How many Aussies does it take to change a light bulb? None.
One to go down to the pub and drink beer.
One to go down to the pub and drink beer and keep his mate company and spin a yarn.
One to go down to the pub and drink beer and keep his two mates company and spin more yarns.
One to go down to the pub and drink beer and keep his two mates company and spin more yarns.
One to go down to the pub and drink beer and keep his two mates company and spin more yarns.
One to go down to the pub and drink beer and keep his two mates company and spin more yarns.
One to go down to the pub and drink beer and keep his two mates company and spin more yarns.
One to go down to the pub and drink beer and keep his two mates company and spin more yarns.
... (etc etc ad nauseum)
:rolleyes:
Wife to husband - "By God, when you're dead I'm going to dance on your grave."
Husband to wife - "I'm looking forward to it. I'm getting buried at sea."
Wife to husband - "That's what you think"
Unless I didn't get the joke completely, I wouldn't say that's too bad, Deniz is farrrr worse than you are :D .Quote:
Originally posted by John E
Wife to husband - "By God, when you're dead I'm going to dance on your grave."
Husband to wife - "I'm looking forward to it. I'm getting buried at sea."
a: Whats 1+1 = to.
b: 3
a: wrong its window
There is a bar at the 16th floor of a house. A man with long hair is sitting in it and orders a vodka. He drunk it and jumped out of the window. 5 mins later he came back and ordered another one. Drunk it and jumped out of the window again. 7 mins later he came back again. And sit to the bar. Another man saw this and walked over to the man with the long hair and said: "Why are you doing this? Is this a kick and makes the alcohol taste better?", "For shure, Wanna try it togehter?" the man with the long hair said. "Ok". The two ordered vodka, drunk and jumped out of the window. 6 minuites later the man with the long hair comes back alone and sat to the bar. The barkeeper looked at him and said: "You are so an as**** when you are drunk, Jesus!"
:D
bad joke I know ;)
a duck walks into a drugstore...he says I'd like some lipgloss, the cashier says sure thing, will that be cash or check, the duck says put it on my bill.
/I'm here all week, new show starts at 11.