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Experiments with baboons have proved that higher primates can perform software testing, traverse complex menus, and code simple XML schemas.
Read all about it hereQuote:
"Humans and higher primates share approximately 97% of their DNA in common.
Recent research in primate programming suggests computing
is a task that most higher primates can easily
perform. Visual Basic 6.0™ was
the preferred IDE for the majority
of experiment primate subjects."
Then companies would start to hire these primates to do the work.. It would be cheaper, just give them bananas everyday..
Ain't that something.
Are you kidding? Chimps, Orangutans and Gorillas are all endangered species. They cost a whole lot more than expendable humans.Quote:
Originally posted by Max Payne
Then companies would start to hire these primates to do the work.. It would be cheaper, just give them bananas everyday..
Ain't that something.
Wonderful, first the programming jobs went to 3rd world countries, now they're going to the circus, what next???
Squirrels are extremely intelligent and plentiful. I'd like to suggest using squirrels as programmers.Quote:
Originally posted by ats007spdou
Wonderful, first the programming jobs went to 3rd world countries, now they're going to the circus, what next???
You'd have to be nuts...
Welcome to our newest member, cheetah
Great, another D*mn competitor :rolleyes: :mad:
what about dolphins?? Besides problems with water-proof hardware.
There is an easy solution for that: use dry water
If CEO's could get away with it, they would do it.
CEO's greatest dream has already come true. Its called cheap offshore outsourcing. I hope their jobs get outsourced one day too.Quote:
Originally posted by mburke
If CEO's could get away with it, they would do it.
I think the way we are going, people would sell anything and do anything for money. It makes me sick to my stomach what they think they can get away with. Nothing wrong with hard work and making money but when you backstab people and step all over them, then thats pretty much as low as pimping yourself for money.
I would happily outsource parts of my job :D (having a very rough two weeks :/)
I'll take it, I'll even accept a quater of what you earn and finish the job quicker because I keep my standards low. And you can go and join the unemployment line. :mad:Quote:
Originally posted by Yves M
I would happily outsource parts of my job :D (having a very rough two weeks :/)
Sorry Yves, you know how I feel about this scam. We discussed it in a seperate thread.
HR: Programmers are a dime a dozen.Quote:
Originally posted by Deniz
I'll take it, I'll even accept a quater of what you earn and finish the job quicker because I keep my standards low. And you can go and join the unemployment line. :mad:
Sorry Yves, you know how I feel about this scam. We discussed it in a seperate thread.
PR: If that is a firm offer, I'll take it.