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I Figured it's about time we had a One liners thread.. All those funny quote's and one liners that we find all over the place and want to share here can now be posted on this thread..
1 RULE ONLY :All posts to have a One liner or Quote, NO Pictures.
Heres one to start..
// A Woman needs a reason to cheat, A Man just needs a Woman !
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Lets include those funny errors in translation, that make it onto instructions and packaging.. I've seen some that are side splitters..
If your not living life on the edge, your taking up too much space!
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. :eek:
As a career, the problem with history is there is no future in it. :)
I have the body of a 18 year old, I keep it in the fridge.
## Looks like a good start for this thread, I've got hundreds of these but will only post one every now and then...
Ahh what the hell .. here's a bumper sticker that i put on my first Car..
"Some cars come with insurance, This one came with a tow truck !!"
This is my version of a well-known saying:
"If it isn't broken, it can stand a bit of fiddling with."
The Red-Green version:Quote:
Originally Posted by Graham
If it ain't broke, you aren't trying hard enough.
The other Red-Green version:
"They better find you handy, if they don't find you handsome."
"I have the answers in my head, I just have'nt found them yet"
The only fully debugged program is the one that is no longer used.
If you think you CAN, you can, If you think you CAN'T, you are probably right.
Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatos in fruit salad.
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead." - RFC 1925
Money can't buy happiness...
... But somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.