Can someone plz help a noob code this program..

These are the instructions for the program that I must follow. I've never done a program where I had to give the user options to choose from. When I say I am a noob, I really mean it. I figured you guys could probably write this kind of program in your sleep. Thanks very much in advance.

Write a Java Program that will allow the user to select the option to calculate data for a circle, a rectangle or triangle. The selected output wil be displayed with explanation in the Java output terminal window.

Create new classes:
Circle
Rectangle
Triangle
CalculateData (program)

Accept input from the keyboard using the Scanner class
User select which geometric shape data will be calculated
All inputs for calculations must be input by the user

Use Math.PI in all circle calculations

Display output using standare output terminal for Java:

Circle selected:
Calculate Area
Calculate Circumference
Output both radius and diameter

Rectangle selected:
Calculate Area
Calculate parameter
Output both length and width

Triangle selected:
Calculate Area
Output both base and Altitude

I'll let you know what came out tomorrow after I wake up, although I'm doubtful I am able to write a program in my sleep.

That thing I said about writing a program in your sleep was actually meant to be somewhat of a complement, not to be taken literally of course.

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These are the instructions for the program that I must follow.

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Let me show that again so that it sinks in:

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These are the instructions for the program that I must follow.

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Say it with me: "I will do my own homework."

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I figured you guys could probably write this kind of program in your sleep.

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While personally I have never tried to actually write code in my sleep, I am fairly certain that the code would look like a monkey banging on the keyboard with its forehead. You know, being as I am asleep and all.

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Thanks very much in advance.

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No, thank you for the proposal. It's not every day that somebody asks if I would have the pleasure of doing their work for them while they take the credit. Well, not every day at least. :D

My apologies, I figured nerdy dudes like yourselves get off on doing this kind of stuff. Lets face it, people like yourselves spend all day on these message boards waiting for the next post while you jerk off to the next warcraft expansion and your collection of anime dvds. If I could get you laid I would but having you write a java program was the best I could do. I thought I was doing you a favor. Oh well, no worries, you can go back to leveling up your elf or whatever the hell you have. And just so you know you would not be doing my homework....you mother does my homework along with a few other things. I almost forgot....tell her she needs to get a shot of penicillin asap!!! Tell her I'm sorry, I didn't find out till after I was done with her. Thanks a million bud!!!

... and another one that goes directly to everybody's ignore list.

Kid, that's not the right attitude when you come here asking for help. To ask someone to write code for you is asking them to do your homework.

You really made me laugh with your comment:

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I thought I was doing you a favor.

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No, it's the other way around: you are asking for a favour, but then it's normal for children to get confused with this concept.

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While personally I have never tried to actually write code in my sleep, I am fairly certain that the code would look like a monkey banging on the keyboard with its forehead. You know, being as I am asleep and all.

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I've actually gone to sleep thinking of a design issue or a bug, and, I'd swear, ideas came to me in my sleep that I implemented when I woke up. I could swear this has happened to me a few times.

Oh @ackerst: You really showed them huh? Good luck with your program :wave:

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My apologies, I figured nerdy dudes like yourselves get off on doing this kind of stuff. Lets face it, people like yourselves spend all day on these message boards waiting for the next post while you jerk off to the next warcraft expansion and your collection of anime dvds. If I could get you laid I would but having you write a java program was the best I could do. I thought I was doing you a favor. Oh well, no worries, you can go back to leveling up your elf or whatever the hell you have. And just so you know you would not be doing my homework....you mother does my homework along with a few other things. I almost forgot....tell her she needs to get a shot of penicillin asap!!! Tell her I'm sorry, I didn't find out till after I was done with her. Thanks a million bud!!!

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1. ROFL!!! xDDDD

2. You're pretty tough guy I see... but don't be shy... carry on... "Nerds" like us don't have time for games and free homework because we are working hard to supply our families and make something out of our lives in this cra**y world, while other awesome guys like Yourself spend their lives thinking with their balls, f***ing all that moves, spending papa's money and drowning in their supreme awesomeness till grave. If you don't change you attitude towards other people, work and life itself you will surely die sooner than you think, and pretty much alone and forgotten. Feel free saying that I sound like your old grandmother, I don't give a sh*t, but you will remember my words before the end.

3. One of the first rules of this community refers explicitly to asking to help with homework (http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?t=366302). I will repeat if you're too lazy to click the link: We are not paid for doing your homework. This is not a "do my homework for me" community. Any help from the forum members is a favor in the name of the art, knowledge, love for work and simple human will to help others.

4. Anyways the answer you seek is called "Interface", your task is classics and every **** java noobie tutorial website has an example.

- http://lmgtfy.com/?q=java+interface+tutorial

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I've actually gone to sleep thinking of a design issue or a bug, and, I'd swear, ideas came to me in my sleep that I implemented when I woke up. I could swear this has happened to me a few times.

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Yeah, me too. I now keep a pad and a pencil next to my bed so I can write down solutions to problems that come to me as I fall asleep or wake up. Very useful!

Any programming problem can be solved by adding a level of indirection...
Anon.

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My apologies, I figured nerdy dudes like yourselves get off on doing this kind of stuff. Lets face it, people like yourselves spend all day on these message boards waiting for the next post while you jerk off to the next warcraft expansion and your collection of anime dvds. If I could get you laid I would but having you write a java program was the best I could do. I thought I was doing you a favor. Oh well, no worries, you can go back to leveling up your elf or whatever the hell you have. And just so you know you would not be doing my homework....you mother does my homework along with a few other things. I almost forgot....tell her she needs to get a shot of penicillin asap!!! Tell her I'm sorry, I didn't find out till after I was done with her. Thanks a million bud!!!

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:D :rolleyes:

ROFL! Reminds me of Rude Kid in Viz magazine!

Dakin (to Irwin, his teacher): Do you really believe that, sir, or are you just trying to make us think?
A. Bennet

Oh this is one of the best childish rants I have seen in a long time. Thank you for the comic relief kid. :thumb:

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My apologies, I figured nerdy dudes like yourselves get off on doing this kind of stuff. Lets face it, people like yourselves spend all day on these message boards waiting for the next post while you jerk off to the next warcraft expansion and your collection of anime dvds.

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Really? I thought that I spent all day making 2x what your three dads make in a week. I come here to take a break from looking at my code in order to help impolite jerks like you with yours. For somebody who is calling people nerds, you sure seem to know a lot about this warcraft and anime stuff yourself. Care to tell us about your 'elf'?

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If I could get you laid I would but having you write a java program was the best I could do.

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Well, I doubt that you could get me laid, but just for the sake of argument lets say that you could. I don't think my wife would like that a whole lot. Well, not unless she could come too ;)

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And just so you know you would not be doing my homework....you mother does my homework along with a few other things. I almost forgot....tell her she needs to get a shot of penicillin asap!!! Tell her I'm sorry, I didn't find out till after I was done with her. Thanks a million bud!!!

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Ah yes, the classics: mama jokes. :lol: I'll try to feel more insulted next time a stranger makes general observations about somebody they have never met. :rolleyes:

Well, good luck next semester retaking this class kid. I'm sure by the second time around you'll be able to write something as simple as this project.

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Originally Posted by ackerst

My apologies, I figured nerdy dudes like yourselves get off on doing this kind of stuff. Lets face it, people like yourselves spend all day on these message boards waiting for the next post while you jerk off to the next warcraft expansion and your collection of anime dvds. If I could get you laid I would but having you write a java program was the best I could do. I thought I was doing you a favor. Oh well, no worries, you can go back to leveling up your elf or whatever the hell you have. And just so you know you would not be doing my homework....you mother does my homework along with a few other things. I almost forgot....tell her she needs to get a shot of penicillin asap!!! Tell her I'm sorry, I didn't find out till after I was done with her. Thanks a million bud!!!

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Aww, did mommy punish you and now you're venting because of the teenage hormones? How cute.

Let me start off by congratulating you on handing in what will be graded as a 0 assignment no doubt.

'nerdy' dudes is rather a big misconception. I have a great mind, do a lot of development for my company, get paid a lot, and you know what that allows me to do?

It allows me to go out and pick up real women, not stupid dim witted girls, indulge in spending on various things that I want, drive a great car, travel, gamble, go to bars, while you sit in your parents basement studying for a degree. The thing is that you haven't realized you won't make it past your first year.

Grow up and get with reality. We come here when there is a bit of downtime at work.