Top-down position

I come from the North of my country and I have a clear pronunciation of my native language. Some northerners in my country just can't make a clear difference between "n" and "l". Therefore, they can't say "nua" (-to means [harder harder please!!] as in my following short story) vs "lua" (to means "fire")
In a village far from the capital, there lived happily a young couple in a cottage roofed with coconut leaves. During a cold winter night, they decided to offer each best sex, a best night to remember. So they chose weird positions to get the most pleasure out of them and finally while they were in the top-down model and she was getting high, she saw |fire| burning the house roof. "Nua, nua, nua, honey honey" screamed she. The husband was getting more excited and throbbed on harder and harder.
Sadly enough, the two both were burned dead, lots of people came to see two burnt bodies were still sticking together.