My father's teachings

I remember 2 years ago, before my father died, he called all of us to his house and taught us many things. Some that are unforgettable to me. We are married and have some kids and some of us are successful business men and women too. That night he told us that later in life, we had to use condoms each time we had sex because it would be safe from STDs and unexpected child births. He taught us (men) that we needed to practice online sex chat to a professional level if we would like to do it on any girls/women we might meet later; Online seduction was safer because it wouldn't cost a dime, the outcome might be more exciting and beneficial than that from face-to-face chit-chats; Also, we didn't have to be seen to be porn chat stars and we could hook up anyone easily as genders do not count for this; we could have a nice chitchat with a gentleman, a gay man, a woman or anyone that showed their real/fake affections or emotions, any of which still could hit us ON easily and that was the main point of the talk; Once we were ON, we could ask our wifeys to calm us DOWN easily. I find his advice was so interesting because if I have a sex chat with a man online, no one can ever sue me for anything legally or morally because I am not morally hurting an opposite sex girl online :), and am illegally deflowering a man :lol:.
Yesterday I told my grandma about my thoughts and she laughed :). We are happy!!!
My story is not ending, but I have to put a stop because I need some sleep for tomorrow fight at work. I know this is tough, but I must.