[JDK 1.0.2] How to get 1.0.2 working in Docker?

For purely academic purposes, I'm trying to get the classic Sun JDK 1.0.2 working again (in Docker!). I've gotten old JDKs working before, from 1.5 down to 1.1, but 1.0.2 keeps segfaulting no matter how I try to configure my Docker image. Any tips?

Dockerfile: https://github.com/mcandre/docker-ja...a-0/Dockerfile

strace: https://gist.github.com/mcandre/e2abe38d12896640d0c3

gdb: https://gist.github.com/mcandre/84db54c924a812cefb18