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If you remember some smart or funny quote from a movie, or if there is a favorite quote from a movie that you want to share, post it here.
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
The SimpsonsQuote:
LEIA: I love you!
HAN: I know.
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BART: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
HOMER: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
From Con Air
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Only two men I trust, One of them is me, Other is not you
From Brave Heart
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Fight, and you may die, run and you may live...alteast for a while. But dying in your beds, many years from now, begging to trade all the days, from this day to that, to get one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they'll never take, our FREEDOM!!!
From Matrix
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Welcome to the real world
From Thirteenth Floor
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How can you fell in love with a dream, I'm not even real.
From Vin Deseal movie (slipped the name of it :blush: )
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I LIVE FOR THIS ****
From Sneakers:
- petterQuote:
Whistler: Fellas, Janek's little black box is on his desk between the pencil jar and the lamp.
Mother: Uh, Whistler, I hate to tell you this, but you're blind.
XXXQuote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
Here is one:
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! -- Eddie Murphy (Shrek)
This is a little more than a simple quote but it's reallu funny:
Star Wars: A New Hope
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LUKE: But they're going to kill her!
HAN: Better her than me...
LUKE: She's rich.
HAN: Rich?
LUKE: Yes. Rich, powerful! Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be...
HAN: What?
LUKE: Well more wealth that you can imagine.
HAN: I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit!
LUKE: You'll get it!
HAN: I better!
LUKE: You will...
HAN: All right, kid. But you'd better be right about this.
When Harry Met Sally
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HARRY: When you realized that you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Some from Apocalypse Now:
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Frederic Forrest (Chef): Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
Soldier: So we don't get our balls blown off.
Some classics from Forrest Gump:Quote:
Frederic Forrest (Chef): I used to think if I died in an evil place then my soul wouldn't make it to heaven. Well, f**k. I don't care where it goes as long it ain't here.
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Mykelti Williamson (Bubba Blue): Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
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Mykelti Williamson (Bubba): My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue, but people call me Bubba. Just like one of them ol' redneck boys. Can you believe that?
Tom Hanks (Forrest): My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.
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Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump): Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.
The Simpsons
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BILLY CORGAN: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
HOMER: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
From Jerry Seinfeld Show
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Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George Costanza: Who said that?
Mr. Lippman: She did.
George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Mr. Lippman: You're fired!
George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.
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Gina: [Gina's boyfriend Martin is in a coma] Kiss me right in front of him.
Jerry: I can't. What if he wakes up.
Gina: A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him. What kind of a man are you?
Jerry: I'm a man who respects a good coma.
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Cosmo Kramer: So what's going on between you and Gina?
Jerry: Well, I went with her to the hospital last night. So we're in the room, and she's trying to get me to kiss her right in front of him.
Cosmo Kramer: See, that's the great thing about Mediterranean women. All right, so what'd you do?
Jerry: Nothing.
Cosmo Kramer: What kind of a man are you? The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?
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Elaine: All right, let's go, I'll give you half an hour.
Jerry: You're serious?
Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.
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Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Jerry: I went out with you.
Elaine: That's because my standards are too low.
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George Costanza: I want to make a good entrance. I never makes good entrances.
Jerry: You have made some good exits.
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George Costanza: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ***-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp.
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George Costanza: Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch? In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it.
Jerry: They didn't have roommates in the Middle Ages.
George Costanza: Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200, somewhere, there were two women living together.
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George Costanza: What kind of a person are you?
Jerry: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
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George Costanza: Jerry, what gives you pleasure?
Jerry: Listening to you. I come in here, I listen to you, I feel better. Your misery is my pleasure.
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Jerry: Ah, you're crazy.
Cosmo Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
Jerry: It's impossible.
Cosmo Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
Jerry: It can't be.
Cosmo Kramer: Can't it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?
Jerry: All right, that's enough.
From The Big Lebowski:
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Jesus: Me and Jim here, we going to f*** you up saturday.
The Dude(Jeff Lebowski): Yea, well, thats just like, your opinion, man.
Thats probably my favorite movie ever.Quote:
Mr. Lebowski: Do you have a job Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Wait a minute, let me just explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski, I'm The Dude, so thats what you call me, that or uh Duder, or uh El Duderino if your not into the whole brevity thing.
from This Is Spinaltap:
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The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushing, you know what I mean.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read.
Nice thread and nice quotes guys... I like this thread already. :thumb: :D
Here's a funny quote from Runaway Bride:
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[Ike and Maggie are walking across a field]
Maggie: Oh be careful of um snakes.
Ike: [stops walking] What?
Maggie: [continues walking] Snakes.
Ike: I don't like snakes.
Maggie: [still walking] Walk nice they won't get you.
[Ike starts to jump, run, skip, etc. and getting ahead of Maggie]
Ike: Come on, come on, come on.
Maggie: What are you doing? A snake dance?
Ike: I'm scaring the snakes.
Maggie: You're scaring me.
Ike: I'm scaring myself.
in me,myself & Irenehe just wanted to say I love u but said I like u..Quote:
cahrley: I lllllllike you
irene : what?
its screen at that time..:p
this is from the Scrubs.. love that show..!:D
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(TO JD)
Janitor: You Look Unhappy, i like That
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Dr.Cox: I became a doctor for the same four reasons that everybody does: chicks, money, power, and chicks.
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Dr.Cox : Hey, Betty. Hey, Wilma. Oh, what the hell, you're only forty minutes late. Do I... do I smell beer?
JD: Uh, we... we, uh, we had a few
Dr.Cox : Newsflash, you can't drink and then come to work. You're not airline pilots.
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Dr. Elliot Reed: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Perry Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
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JD: Who put this mistletoe up? The Janitor: I did. I drove around the whole city before my 5 AM shift, just looking for that. Trying to add a little cheer. You will not ruin my Christmas. Not again. Not this year.
JD: But I've only worked here three months.
I don't remeber the title, but it's quite popular...
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I thot I thaw a putty tat....I did, I did thaw a putty tat
mrRee, that must be from an Antartican blockbuster. ;)
Erin Brockovich
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Donna Jensen: You're a lawyer?
Erin Brockovich: NO, no... I hate lawyers. I only work for them.
My Fair LadyQuote:
Ed Masry: What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?
Erin: They're called boobs, Ed.
UnforgivenQuote:
Eliza: The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she is treated.
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Morgan Freeman (Logan): I sure do miss my bed.
Clint Eastwood (Munny): You said that last night.
Morgan Freeman (Logan): No last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my goddamn bed.
This is my favorite quote from 10 Things I Hate About You
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Originally Posted by Kat's poem
I can remeber clearly now...the main character is Tweetie and Slyvester....in Bugs Bunny show...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
hooray...mrRee is talking no more antartican stupid things!!... :D :p
@cherish: what is the character trying to say...she hate or not hate?... :ehh:
You know, that's the reason why I liked this poem so well. :D But to answer your question, the last part says:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
In other words, even though she hates those things the guy did or does, she doesn't hate him. Its like, you see a person's flaw/shortcomings... but you still like that person. ;)Quote:
I don't hate you --
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
so this is a valid statement: "I love you when I hate you":confused::D...Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
No, its not a valid statement. :sigh: It seems like you don't get my point... or maybe you're just pretending you don't get it? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
mrRee would have to watch the movie to get the context..it's a wonderful..hilarious movie..one of my favs...
Probably so. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by exterminator
// Nice to know you like that movie too.
The funny scene that I think was, when returning from the party, Joseph Levitt tells David Krumholtz, that Larisa Oleynik (Bianca) kissed him and David asks him..."where?" The answer that Joseph relied..."In the car" and the face expressions of David Krumholtz changes at his response (like, Idiot, what I'm asking and what are you telling me?). I like that one.
no...i really didn't get the point...if she hates his flaw that much, how come she can love him with all her heart?...they will never have a happy life if he always irritate her all the time with his 'flaw'...Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
I mean, just look how much she hates him:
the way he talk, the way he stare, the way he read her mind that make her sick...and even he make she laught, she hates that:eek:....if everytime he open his mouth she'll get irritated, how they gonna communicate?...everything he'd done seems irritatable to her...Quote:
I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick --
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh --
Even worse when you make me cry.
and then she hate the fact that she don't hates him...IOW, she loves him because she hates him:D... what can I tell is, she is full of hatreds:D...
in reality, if you're in love with someone, you just overlooked all the flaws and get used to it...that's why people said, love is blind...
:cool: (blind man with darkglasses)...
Thats the point, she is telling him that dispite of his flaws, and things that irritates her, she still loves him ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
oh!...so that's what she's trying to say.... :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
I think she loves him because she hates him:D....
even he looks at her she'll get irritated... not to mentioned when he make her laught she'll get mad, I wonder how long they will be in love...
should they produce the movie sequal...I can say that they're divorce by now ;)
You better watch the movie mrRee. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
nah!..I'd better things to do:p...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
I have to finish my programming :mad:
Well, its kinda off topic but I couldn't resist asking..so....what are you doing in the jail? :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
From Matrix..
Don't Think You are...
Know You Are.
I'm quite old fashioned and some of my favorite quotes are from old movies, e.g:
One of the Marx brothers has a broken heart and wants to commit suicide. His brother Groucho, yells at him:
Another time, Groucho takes the pulse of a man lying on the floor and says:Quote:
Hey, don't drink that poison, that's four dollars an ounce.
And when Groucho who is betting on horses wants to get married, he declares his flame with the words:Quote:
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
The spectator was expecting Groucho to say he won't look at another woman again.Quote:
Marry me, and I promise I won't look at another horse again.
Yeah.. I do .. and the best part of the movie is the long speech that the guy makes in front of the girl's hostel??/hall??/whatever...!!! I loved that speech .. very good.. very lovely... very heart warming..Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
..that is because of the biasness that is called Love .. people arent sane when that creeps in into someone's heart... ugliest of ugliest starts looking like Miss World/Universe... things change... thing look more prettier than ever.. :D (forget it.. i will cut the crap.. :D ).. in short - watch the movie :thumb: . the point is see how well she knows him... understands him.. and that is what is important!!! :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
//nice ones Olivthill :thumb:
Well... these go to eleven!Quote:
Originally Posted by Notsosuperhero
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Originally Posted by Brazil
guys, and especially mrRee, please remain on topic. I know you (mrRee) try to hijack every thread but please bahave.
Gone with the Wind
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Scarlett: Rhett... If you go ... where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dam.n.
Goodfellas(1990)
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"What a pisser. You're really funny. You're really funny"
"What do you mean I'm funny?"
"It's funny, you know, the way you tell the story, you're a funny guy"
"What you mean the way I talk?"
Anthony: "No Tommy you got it all wrong"
"No wait Anthony he's a big boy , he knows what he said, what did you say? Funny how? What?"
"You know...you're funny"
"Let me understand this, maybe its me maybe, I'm a little f*ked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny how, like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*king amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"
"You know, the way you tell the story and everything, what"
"No I don't know! You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the *beep* am I funny , what the *beep* is so funny about me! Tell me. Tell me what's funny
X Files:
(not the exact quote but...)Quote:
Deep Throat: What happened Mr. Mulder? You seem a little cold.
Mulder: I'm thinking of what lie to believe...
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Scully (talking about her first meet with The Lone Gunmen when Frohike said two times that Scully is extremly hot): I don't know how you can believe those beyond reason ideas.
Mulder: I don't think it's beyond reason that someone finds you extremly hot.
Here's a funny one from 10 Things I Hate About You... (again. :D)
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(Cameron - Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Michael - David Krumholtz)
Cameron: We're screwed.
Michael: Now, I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude... I want to hear you UPBEAT!
Cameron: [more up beat] We're screwed!
Michael: There ya go.
But why don't you just make 10 louder and have ten be the highest?Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
:D
Also from This Is Spinal Tap:
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Nigel is showing the interviewer his guitars(a room full) and he gets to a Fender Stratocaster, still with the price tag.
Nigel: This is a fender stratocaster, it may never be played.
Interviewer goes to touch the guitar.
Nigel: Don't touch it!
Interviewer: I was just going to...
Nigel: No, don't even look at it, moving on...MOVING ON!
In context its really funny.Quote:
The band is walking through the basement of an arena and couldn't find the way to the stage.
Bassist(Forget his name): Hello Clevland!!!!
I love that movie. My sister has it, and I never watched it because I thought it was one of those girly movies with like Hugh Grant or something, then it was on TV and I watched it, now I love it.Quote:
Here's a funny one from 10 Things I Hate About You...
Cool! :cool: I really liked the way they adapted Shakespeare's play into a movie that is very easy to understand and fun at the same time. :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Notsosuperhero
Here's a funny one from As Good As It Gets:
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When Simon's dog is licking Simon's face (he's just been found):
Simon: Where did you find him?
Garbage Man: In the dumpster eating diaper s**t.
The look on Simon is hilarious and the line is too! :D :D :D
eat me...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I can't commend the quotes?...hmmm...:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Terminator 2
and for the topic...Quote:
Originally Posted by Scram
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Originally Posted by Futurama
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Originally Posted by Futurama
man..futurama is hilarious!... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Futurama
yeah.. couldn't agree more..:thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
That and Romeo + Juliette (with DiCaprio and Danes) are the best adapted plays from Shakespeare. I just love that sonnet from 10 Things I Hate About You.Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
Star Wars: A New Hope
Star Wars: The Attack of the ClonesQuote:
(Chewbacca & R2D2 ar playing this chess-like game)
Chewbacca: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.
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Padme: You're not all-powerful, Ani.
Anakin: Well, I should be!
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Originally Posted by Silentium
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Originally Posted by Silentium
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Originally Posted by Hinterholz 8
Shawn of the dead is a wonderful movie! Go and watch it! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Shawn of the Dead
Reds:
Warren Beatty: You should come to New York.
Diane Keaton: What as? Your mistress?
Warren Beatty: Well, its getting near Thanksgiving maybe you could come as a turkey.
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Some Like It Hot (After the hit men jumped out of the cake with machine guns.)
Police: What happened?
Gangster: Something in the cake didn't agree with him.
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Commando:
Rae Dawn Chong: What happened to Salley.
Arnold: I let him go.
Nice quotes guys. :)
Here's a some funny ones from Analyze This (Please excuse the language. :D )
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[Billy Crystal talking to Paul Vitti, (Robert De Niro)]
Dr. Ben Sobel: What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?
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[when two hit men attack Paul and Ben in a junkyard, Ben grabs Paul's gun and blindly shoots back - he straightens up and sees two dead men]
Dr. Ben Sobel: J-Jelly? Did I do that?
Jelly: No, Doc. That one's mine. You got the '72 Chevy, and the Amana side-by-side refrigerator-freezer.
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Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, I got news for you, you little two-bit prick, son-of-a-b***h, rat-b****rd you did nothing for me! Whatever you did the other day didn't take! I'm still f****d up! You did f***ing NOTHING for me!
Dr. Ben Sobel: Hey, what do you expect? I saw you for five minutes! I can't work miracles, Mr. Vitti! And let me tell you something, I do not appreciate it when someone sneaks into my hotel room and kidnaps me in the middle of the night. I have a life, Mr. Vitti, I have a family, and I have a serious practice, and I don't have time for your B****HIT!...
[After he saw Paul Vitti's reaction]
Dr. Ben Sobel: That got away from me at the end there.
True. :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu