I think you're a little lab mouse called brain from some small country i probably never heared from in the former USSR.
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I think you're a little lab mouse called brain from some small country i probably never heared from in the former USSR.
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I think he is either from Malaysia or the Philippines. I guess Malaysia because otherwise Platinum would probably have known some Spanish.
Garbage, Simon!
U really should go fuse together with Java, cos' it has Garbage Collection built into the programming language/platform. That way, you don't need to worry about talking garbage. :):D:D
And no......Platinum IS NOT from Malaysia or the Phillipines. He CANNOT be from ANY ASIAN country.
East Asians(Korea, China, Taiwan and Hong Kong) don't talk in this manner. They're not as cute.
Central Asia(Mongolia and Tibet etc.) is just too darn impossible.
South East Asia(Malaysia, Singapore, Laos, Thailand, Indonesia, Phillipines etc.) is just too impossible too.
Some Asians can be funny, but not in this kinda unique manner like Platinum. The way he expresses his speech is clearly more geared towards the Americas.(Canada, the USA, and the entire S. America continent)
For example, Americans call a spanner a "monkey wrench", and they use very expressive and creative terms to call things and such.(even Europeans have difficulty understanding their speech sometimes)
Platinum should be from Canada, the US, either one of those countries in South America(Brazil, Argentina etc.)
If not, he must be an American living in South Africa. I KNOW there's lots of Westerners working and living there.
Period. :):D
From Platinum:
This guy is totally cute.Quote:
Question is ... where the HE double toothpicks am I from :mad:
HE + Double Toothpicks? Whoa! Such creativity that can only be seen in a 9 year old sweet cute boy! Platinum.......don't lie to us about you being 6"5 or higher. We know u're a really cute and nice and very huggable li'l baby everyone wanna cuddle up and such. Ohh.....even Xeon is melting.......ahhh.......oooohhh!!!!!!!!!
Look, if he would be from South or North America he could only be from Brazil. His English has contained mistakes before if I remember correctly, his French is terrible which excludes Canada and his Spanish has been corrected by a native Spanish so that excludes the rest of the America's, apart from Brazil where they speak Portugese.
About that Asian thingy you are in a better position to know than I am. And I think his claims of knowing Chinese are false, just as the Swahili thingy. I'm beginning to even doubt he knows English. :D
Platinum Plus......hmmm.......could it be that this guy is from nowwhere?
In para-normal facts(extraordinary happenings), there was this boy who actually appeared outta nowhere sometime in the past, in the UK, I think.(around the 17th - 18th century)
He couldn't really speak any language, and he doesn't even seem to know what he is and such. And when he was first seen by folks, they mentioned that he was dirty and dragged, and utter no English word. And all he ever wanna eat is bread and water.
When the folks managed to teach him English, he said that he was locked in some really small and dark place whereby he's given only bread and water daily.
A few years later, this mysterious guy was killed(stabbed) by some mysterious man and died. Thus, no one really knows.
Platinum Plus.......could he have been communicating with us from somewhere in the future???!!
Einstein states that time is not linear, and the past, present and future could collide with each other at some point in time.
If that's the case, Platinum must be from some new country which will only be discovered in the future : a country unheard of.
We dunno his origin, and could not decipher his race, religion, national language, hobbies, height and such.
Platinum.......at least, tell us the first alphabet of your country??!! :):D
You are referring to Kaspar Hauser. Judging on the name German boy however. Maybe perform a search on Google with this name.
This is not true! The US doesn't ban any games. Grand Theft Auto III is a great example: it was banned in many European countries and Australia, but in the US sales are still going strong.Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
It appears in the USA people (read : lousy conservatives) grab any chance they can to be able to forbid certain games
Well first of all, I always go with the classic double hockey stick instead of the double toothpicks. More of an image, more action there. You must be from... India! You just seem so... Indian. (please note: I did not mean anything demeaning by this comment. It is the same as saying "you seem so... [any adjective here]")Quote:
Originally posted by Platinum Plus
Question is ... where the HE double toothpicks am I from
Now, we cannot rule out the fact that Platinum IS a Spanish.
He says he's not, but he may be lying.
And as for the fact that he wrote his Spanish wrongly and got corrected by Irona, he might be faking that too.
If not, it's just a coincidence. Even native speakers of a particular language will make mistakes in writing/saying in that language.
For example, Mick_2002. I remember in one of his posts, he use "don't" in the wrong place, and it's darn obvious. There's plenty of examples of such cases around here.
More crucially, notice that Irona has a special bond with Platinum.
I know Irona has a boyfriend, but look :
From research on their previous posts, it is obvious Irona is in some way connected to Platinum.
People from the same country tend to have a special bond with one another.
For example, a guy from China will be able to get along better with another guy from China, cos' they're more similar in their customs and such than people from other countries.
And since Irona is from Spain, it could be that Platinum is somewhat living in Spain too. Or probably, he could be from one of those countries in the Meditterenean.(wrong spelling, but you get the meaning)
Could Platinum be from the Maldives?
I've already wrote to George War Bush on this issue. And the deal between us is that if I send him a plate of chicken chop each day, he'll sponsor my team in search of the answer : Just where Platinum Plus is from.
I'll be contacting NASA in the afternoon to get tools such as statelittes to help in the researching and tracking.
Tomorrow, I might not be able to post here, cos' I'll be having a chicken chop cuisine with the US Chief of Defence at the White House. I hope I'll be able to get at least 50 fighter-planes from him instead of the current 12, and I hope he can lend me the USS Lincoln. Currently, I only have the USS Roosevelt and that's not enough.
Chief Secretary of Gobally Harmful Unsolved Mysteries(GHUM),
Xeon.
Well, to give you an idea... Today: 20+ hours news on serial "sniper" (attacked 13 americans) vs. maybe 30min russia hostage situation (several hundred to maybe a thousand "foreigners").Quote:
Hardly can't believe you didn't hear that on the news :/. The news went world wide....
How many americans know about Sept. 11th attacks vs. how many americans know about rwandan genocide.
I don't want to talk about it anymore. Makes me sad.
galathaea it makes me sad too :( If anything tragic occurs in a First World Place the whole world has to know but if it happens in a Third World Place hardly any First World inhabitant knows ( They might not even know the Third World Place exists or where it is on the map :( )Quote:
How many americans know about Sept. 11th attacks vs. how many americans know about rwandan genocide.
The First World Places are not the whole world but freaky_NL thanks for bringing me up to speed ;)Quote:
Hardly can't believe you didn't hear that on the news :/. The news went world wide....
That's bullshit simon.... Back when I was an IRC-addy I had a canadian internetwife (yea that was fun hehe) from Quebec. She spoke french yea, but when going more west they'll stop speaking french. Heck, belgium, the little dot next to the a bit bigger and the even smaller dot, doesn't even have that much french speaking people. ****, I've been in Kortrijk (or whatever u spell it) and they didn't even speak french there (atleast not the ppl I met)... And I guess I don't have to elaborate on how small belgium is compared to canada.Quote:
his French is terrible which excludes Canada
That ain't necessarily so... When I was still a chat addy I rather talked to foreigners since they are more interesting. You can learn a lot from foreigners because of the different habbits they have and ways of doing things. Also the cultural differences are nice and you come to notice you shouldn't talk to some people in the same way you talk to them here. We dutchies are pretty direct usually and when anyone ****s up we usually aren't subtile about it. Other people might think we're offensive but usually we're just pointing out something, see it as possitive feedback. That you're (<- no one in particular) a ****head doesn't mean I like you less :-)Quote:
For example, a guy from China will be able to get along better with another guy from China, cos' they're more similar in their customs and such than people from other countries.
I only said his French was terrible: he spelled bonjour in two words. I did not say French is the only language in Canada, but it is a commonspread one in some parts as Quebec. I know most part of Canada speaks English. So I can conclude that this pretty much excludes Canada unless he's someone from the English speaking part who really didn't pay attention during French lessons, but that I consider very unlikely too.Quote:
Originally posted by freaky_NL
That's bullshit simon.... Back when I was an IRC-addy I had a canadian internetwife (yea that was fun hehe) from Quebec. She spoke french yea, but when going more west they'll stop speaking french. Heck, belgium, the little dot next to the a bit bigger and the even smaller dot, doesn't even have that much french speaking people. ****, I've been in Kortrijk (or whatever u spell it) and they didn't even speak french there (atleast not the ppl I met)... And I guess I don't have to elaborate on how small belgium is compared to canada.
I said they grab any chance to be able to forbid them, so they try but do not necessarily and luckily succeed.Quote:
Originally posted by Solarflare
This is not true! The US doesn't ban any games. Grand Theft Auto III is a great example: it was banned in many European countries and Australia, but in the US sales are still going strong.
For Freaky_NL AND solarflare : Read my posts more carefully please. You are reading things that are not there.
Simon... you can't conclude anything. After all he might have immigrated, or like me, just plainly hates french. I had french lessons in school and I don't speak more than 2 words nowadays and I rather don't even say those and basing a whole theory like that on one word? ****, you ain't afraid are ya? He might have accidently hit space or whatever. Or perhaps he's just trying to mislead you.....
Is it actually wrong to use bon jour? They are 2 seperate words and they can be used as 1. Depends on context probably. Now stop about french, cuz I'm through my 2 words now :-)
Than read this post. I'm not basing myself on two words. And I orgiginally was planning to say something about the Dutch and French, but thought you wouldn't appreciate it. :D Maybe there is a core of truth in all those jokes, though I hope Belgians are not dumber than Dutch people. Anyway, it is ofcourse possible that he IS from Canada, but please, admit it, if your English and French isn't that great, the odds are against you that you still are from Canada, although there still is a (small) chance.