The "last one to post on this thread wins" Thread

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Originally Posted by dglienna

The only thing that will end this thread is the CLOSED button, which will determine the winner. :)

Maybe the idea should be to try to get it closed?

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Sombody, quick!!! push the button!!! PUSH IT NOW!!

This thread has been here for ages, perhaps it will be here forever more, never gone, ever as always...

Sigh. By the way it could be decades before the HD fills up, each on of the posts are mostly less then 100 bytes.

And yeah I'm winin'.

Actually.. you have to take into account the growth of Hardware replacements too.. if the server gets a few new HDs to replace the old ones, they are likely to be even bigger.. meaning we have to put in even more posts.. so if we want to fill up the HD, we better start posting in LARGE amounts. ;)
Which if it ever became a cause for concern would spark our moderators to close this thread, declaring a winner. :lol:

By the way.. you're not.

This thread has been quiet for too long....

Oh yeah, and now I'm winning!!!

when it gets to 99,999 posts, it'll break the Internet when it wraps!

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Originally Posted by dglienna

when it gets to 99,999 posts, it'll break the Internet when it wraps!

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HAHAHAhahahaha..

Nice ... and we want this to happen !!!!

Been there, done that. Last time that happend, the thread "lost" about 5000 posts, right as it was 300 away from the finish.

That's it.. I'm reporting this thread to the moderator.. ;)

for(newPost = 1; newPost < lastPost# + 2; newPost++){
postReply = "I win!";
}

Pfff.. I dont' think so...

Code:

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DECLARE @OrigPostID int
DECLARE @ME int

SET @ME = (SELECT PosterID FROM Posters WHERE Name = 'KrisSimonis')
SET @OrigPostID = (SELECT TOP 1 PostID FROM Posts WHERE TopicName = 'The "last one to post on this thread wins" Thread' ORDER BY PostDate)

UPDATE Posts
SET PosterID = @ME
    , Locked = TRUE
WHERE PostID = (SELECT TOP 1 PostID
                FROM Posts
                WHERE OrigPostID = @OrigPostID
                ORDER BY PostDate DESC)

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Now who's the last poster Eh?

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Originally Posted by KrisSimonis

Pfff.. I dont' think so...

Code:

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DECLARE @OrigPostID int
DECLARE @ME int

SET @ME = (SELECT PosterID FROM Posters WHERE Name = 'KrisSimonis')
SET @OrigPostID = (SELECT TOP 1 PostID FROM Posts WHERE TopicName = 'The "last one to post on this thread wins" Thread' ORDER BY PostDate)

UPDATE Posts
SET PosterID = @ME
    , Locked = TRUE
WHERE PostID = (SELECT TOP 1 PostID
                FROM Posts
                WHERE OrigPostID = @OrigPostID
                ORDER BY PostDate DESC)

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Now who's the last poster Eh?

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sigh...

What?

Boring Sydney, Boring.....

I admit even I'm getting bored of this thread :(

You got up at that time to post that? Not late enough

What do you mean?

OMGH !!! :eek: this thread is still running ?

Yes, yes it is :)

Oh my...so what's the verdict so far? I am over a 1000 posts late!

For those who came in late...I am the 'unofficial' winner of the 3000th post :cool:

Interesting thread... I like it :D

lemme just slip a post in here..

Well I hate the guy who made this thread because I just can't turn away from posting! :)

You may be the only one alive when it finally ends, though.

Boring!

On a new page. ;)

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Sounds interesting, hope I will be the lucky person.

Sounds interesting, hope I will be the lucky person.

Not likely...

Not likely...

Actually, SolarFlare wins if we keep posting in this thread. It was his intention for this thread to become the longest thread in Codeguru. In other words, those who post in this thread, are morons! :eek:

This is the same thing with chain letters. Chain letters won't work as they claimed, like more luck or getting more money or getting a beautiful girlfriend, but my moron friends keep forward those chain emails to me though I explained to them numerous times! What to do? :sick:

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

Boring!

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You are a boring guy!

1) When a duck?
2) How do people get in and out of Denmark when there is a wall around it?
3) Spell WHEATINA in four different directions using just two letters!
4) Give four reasons for the straight line.
5) Could 100 feet of peanut butter shield you from a canary?
6) This thread is boring?
7) There is no number 7.
8) Is "heterological" a heterological word?

1)
3)
4)
5)
6)
8)

I don't know the answer to these ideas for I have not seen anything lately except games people play :(

2) If I know how it works internally, I then certainly know a way out
7) Only I know

1) When not a hunter.
2) They wear WOODEN SHOES... Duh!!
3) Y?
4) - - - -
5) Only if you spread it on 100 cat feet.
6) Says who??
7) Then there is no comment on this line.
8) Only in a heterological society.

Vraaappppp!

It's hard to believe in me that I just knew my aunt's name 10 hours ago :D

If this worked I already left you long long longlong long longlong long longlong long long ago. :(

A while back, a 14 year old Japanese girl has been raped in car by a 3x year olf soldier
This is not the first case of rob-n-kill and rape by US soldiers reported

Some of us have VISTA SP1 installed, and are WINNING this thread. ;)

Yup, I can't disagree with the post that won to a lesser extent than my current one is.

Boring!

Facts can be boring yes, but they are....

THE TRUTH!

ahh

Reallly bored, no one new to suck in :cry:

2007 Best Remote PC Repair Award posted here

::tax deductible:: post

:D neat idea

when will this end?

You can tell whoever you want about what you think, making bigger or smaller makes no sense to me. This never ends