Really, Platinum pal! U're having a darn serious fetish for African date formats! Arrgghh!
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Really, Platinum pal! U're having a darn serious fetish for African date formats! Arrgghh!
Here : try my fetish-eliminating pills!(US$5000 each)
:D:D:D:D
No way, I'd get hooked.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Here : try my fetish-eliminating pills!(US$5000 each)
From Solar:
Then u had better not, Solar. The prescription says it's not suitable for everyone, especially young boys aged 12 - 19.(u and me)Quote:
No way, I'd get hooked.
One of the side-effects is that instead of your fetishes going away, u develop extreme fetishes for everything. Once, a man tried these pills, and he got fetishes for everything. He fondles the PC, he loves the kitchen like crazy, he carresses the bulldozer and such. The details are too grossa n' beastly, pal. :):):D
He must be the most interesting man in the world.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
One of the side-effects is that instead of your fetishes going away, u develop extreme fetishes for everything. Once, a man tried these pills, and he got fetishes for everything. He fondles the PC, he loves the kitchen like crazy, he carresses the bulldozer and such. The details are too grossa n' beastly, pal. :):):D
Yes, he is. Imagine someone who feels all hot and crazy all over just because he has a serious fetish for some political magazine whatsoever and such. :D:D:D:D:D:D
You mean like George War Bush?
Yes, something like George War Bush who has a serious fetish for playing war games and world conquest like Risk. :)
Anyway, if you wanna succeed in universal-domination, u gotta take out George War Bush one of these days. :D:D:D:D:D
Oh, I'm the greatest at all the classic world conquest games: risk, stratego, diplomacy, axis and allies, etc.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Yes, something like George War Bush who has a serious fetish for playing war games and world conquest like Risk. :)
I'll just wait for George Senior to pass away... he's the whole Bush family's source of enchanted power.Quote:
Anyway, if you wanna succeed in universal-domination, u gotta take out George War Bush one of these days. :D:D:D:D:D
Don't let Solar pal fool you!Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
I'll just wait for George Senior to pass away... he's the whole Bush family's source of enchanted power.
The only reason he said that is because he is having some technical problem with his rectangle drawing program, which is the major obstacle to his universe domination plans.
Let me tell you what really happened.
Solar was gathering his 100 million strong minion army to tell them his plans.
General Solarflare said, "Our first target is in the Cylinder 256987 Sector 96832 track 1247, a miserable planet called Earth! Here it's where!"
On his newly bought 100,000 inch plasma screen, his windows program is supposed to draw a rectangle on Earth to show his minion army. Before his army could see anything, Beep!, pop up the error messagebox of insufficient resources.
His minion army shouted "Where! Where! Where!"
Solar reboot his windows and tried again. Before his army could see anything, the same thing happened.
They shouted "Where! Where!! Where!!!"
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I can say this is the only good thing MS have done for Mankind, ableit not by design.
Writing a new OS, is going to set Solarflare back for at least a thousand years, if not 5602365 years.
Shhh!!! Solarflare is still in the dark that a copy of Win2000/Xp would solve his problem. Let us keep it this way and let him keep his Win98.:D
P.S. Just joking only.
Ha ha ha! That's so funny, CBasicNet! :D:D:eek::D
Umm.....Solar. Whatever you do, start from the basics. Then work your way up.
In your case, first learn how to talk.
Then, learn how to calculate mathematics. For example, u need to know what is 1 + 1, or even 100 * 1, or even 8 + 2 etc.
Then, u can start learning C/C++......all these would probably take you 170 centuries, so don't hurry. When you've completed all these, I'll probably be in my 250th reincarnation, so remind me when that time comes. :D
Actually, although your inferior race may not know this, our universe is rectangular in shape and so I was mapping out the universe for my minions.Quote:
Originally posted by CBasicNet
The only reason he said that is because he is having some technical problem with his rectangle drawing program, which is the major obstacle to his universe domination plans.
Let me tell you what really happened.
Solar was gathering his 100 million strong minion army to tell them his plans.
General Solarflare said, "Our first target is in the Cylinder 256987 Sector 96832 track 1247, a miserable planet called Earth! Here it's where!"
On his newly bought 100,000 inch plasma screen, his windows program is supposed to draw a rectangle on Earth to show his minion army. Before his army could see anything, Beep!, pop up the error messagebox of insufficient resources.
I'm not running windows, I'm running "Portals," which is a highly evolved version of your Windows, I don't know why you guys don't upgrade.Quote:
His minion army shouted "Where! Where! Where!"
Solar reboot his windows and tried again. Before his army could see anything, the same thing happened.
No, you misheard, they were shouting "weair, weiar, weiar!" Meaning "death to the carbon-based life forms!"Quote:
They shouted "Where! Where!! Where!!!"
What is this "MS"? Is he your leader?Quote:
I can say this is the only good thing MS have done for Mankind, ableit not by design.
I've already finished, actually, just yesterday. I call it: "Windows 3.1". Is that name taken yet?Quote:
Writing a new OS, is going to set Solarflare back for at least a thousand years, if not 5602365 years.
I didn't hear anything.Quote:
Shhh!!! Solarflare is still in the dark that a copy of Win2000/Xp would solve his problem. Let us keep it this way and let him keep his Win98.:D
You primitive fools... if you want to get anything done, you always start with the most complex and work downwards from there!Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Umm.....Solar. Whatever you do, start from the basics. Then work your way up.
My species no longer has a need for vocal cords.Quote:
In your case, first learn how to talk.
(ds')^2={(dx)^2[1-v^2/c^2]+(dt)^2[v^2-c^2]}/[1-(v/c)^2]+(dy)^2+(dz)^2Quote:
Then, learn how to calculate mathematics. For example, u need to know what is 1 + 1, or even 100 * 1, or even 8 + 2 etc.
I'll bet you earthlings haven't discovered that formula yet!
How long would that be in my unit of time, the kilogram?Quote:
Then, u can start learning C/C++......all these would probably take you 170 centuries, so don't hurry.
What are you at now? 199? 45? 877? 4.3? I'm on my -3rd incarnation... by the time I'm born, I will have conquered the universe 5 times over. By the way, when you reach 250, is there a place I could reach you? Say, starbucks at 2:30?Quote:
When you've completed all these, I'll probably be in my 250th reincarnation, so remind me when that time comes.
Actually, the Lorentz transformations where discovered long time ago early 20th century. Humans also discovered the universe is not flat and/or rectangular but very likely a non-hyperdimensionally curved sphere and I recently discovered that I am the center of it so start worshipping me.Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
(ds')^2={(dx)^2[1-v^2/c^2]+(dt)^2[v^2-c^2]}/[1-(v/c)^2]+(dy)^2+(dz)^2
No, I assure you, it's a two dimensional rectangle regardless of what you think you are observing right now.Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
Humans also discovered the universe is not flat and/or rectangular but very likely a non-hyperdimensionally curved sphere
But I thought I...?Quote:
I recently discovered that I am the center of it so start worshipping me.
I'm beginning to suspect you're a pirate working in the IT section of the mob. If you have only eye open to see, the world looks 2D. If you have two eyes open to see, you'll notice the world is 3D. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
No, I assure you, it's a two dimensional rectangle regardless of what you think you are observing right now.But I thought I...?
If you doubt that come visit me. I'll give you a direct right and left punch, which shows my fists can move in a 2D plane. Afterwards, I'll give you an uppercut under your chin and smack your head on the top, showing there is 1 extra D in which my fists can move. :D
Now in case any moderator reads this and wants to make problems again : I am not promoting aggression. There already was a lightsaber duel in which we fought things out. So I do not mean I literally want to fight again.
Hahaha! But by then my brain would be so whacked I wouldn't have the capacity to comprehend such a third dimension!Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
If you doubt that come visit me. I'll give you a direct right and left punch, which shows my fists can move in a 2D plane. Afterwards, I'll give you an uppercut under your chin and smack your head on the top, showing there is 1 extra D in which my fists can move. :D