Xeon's milestones

From Cherish:

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have PHP running on IIS in my computer, and the scripts I made are accessible in our LAN. I just made sure that IIS settings doen't allow remote access (from internet) among other security measures. I didn't find it hard/complicated. Ofcourse, I'm no expert here. But what made you say that installation and configuration of PHP is a big topic itself?

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Well, because even until now, I dunno anything about server configuration or scripts installation. I tried to install some PHP scripts I found online in the past(when I was a Windows/Visual C++ programmer) and I couldn't understand how the instructions work(because server configs have so many combinations, brands and styles!). Even when I could succeed finally, it was by trial-and-error and pure luck/fluke.

By the way, does NMI even have corporate buildings, like companies and offices? I thought it only has trees, sands, hawaiian girls/mixed-blood folks + seas and beach-houses? :eek:

[From Ree:

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great!...did you hear that?...a wedding bell is ringing through the air...ah! it's Xeon's wedding ceremony...send us the photo, Xeon...what's the bride name again?...Kawaisaki Nayumi?

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Nah. Not anytime soon. I don't care whatever it is : she just needs to look Chinese and be sweet + cute. What about you, Ree? Any preferences in mind? Like desired flavor? Pure cream? Chocolate? Dark chocolate? Butter? Or maybe cream + some chocolate + butter?

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aye aye! can't you see the lame English words I used...
of coursely I not Europian nor American nor Aussie nor Zealander ma...
I walk walk eat air at beauty sunny beaches in Pulau Redang or Pulau Perhentian or Pulau Kapas and I'm going eating roti canai and teh tarik lah...only RM2.20 only...if my stomach go round round, I going to toilet I pay RM0.20 to in..see?..

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But are you a Malaysian-Chinese? Or Malaysian-Malay? I remember I saw your pic once in CodeGuru wearing a dark-blue shirt/black pants sitting on the fence area or something. U've long curly hair, right? If I remember, you looked like a mix.
Also, please don't mention things like "I walk walk eat air at beauty sunny beaches in Pulau Redang". It makes me very very sick, because that's the kinda stuff I crave for yet do not have. :mad:

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it's easier said than done, dude...besides, no one gonna pay for my lame artifacts...

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The result of the 2008 battle has been decided : u lost. Why? Cos' u lack confidence! Now, I want a more worthy opponent. Maybe Cherish? It will be PHP vs. PHP. :D:D

Happy Chinese New Year to all! Gong Xi Fa Cai + red-money packets for everyone!
Xeon. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Xeon

red-money packets for everyone!

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Why do the packets need to be red? Or did you say red-money meaning money was red in color? Or did you mean that the packets were made of money and it was red? Or did you mean that the packets were made of red money? I am soooo consufed :sick: !!! :D

From Exterminator:

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Why do the packets need to be red? Or did you say red-money meaning money was red in color? Or did you mean that the packets were made of money and it was red? Or did you mean that the packets were made of red money? I am soooo consufed

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U little noob. Because in Chinese culture, red is a very lucky and auspicious color. Red packets are small cute little envelopes with commercial-quality designs on them. Inside them are real notes of money, and can be from a few dollars to several hundred dollars each. It all depends on how rich/generous the giver is. :D
Only married people can give the red packets. For me, the amount I receive every year is getting a lot lesser and lesser, dunno why. Used to be over a hundred dollars easily in the past; this year(starting from 29th Jan to 1st Feb), I doubt I'll get more than eighty-dollars, which is plain pathetic.

How can I re-new my porn sites subscriptions(there's 16 of them expiring soon next week) at this pace? I need to rob the bank to feed my lust.

See you,
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Where on earth can I find a goddess with as much personality, style and character as me? Arghh!!!!!! .

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Try the other side of the Moon. :p

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Originally Posted by Xeon

U little noob. Because in Chinese culture, red is a very lucky and auspicious color. Red packets are small cute little envelopes with commercial-quality designs on them. Inside them are real notes of money, and can be from a few dollars to several hundred dollars each. It all depends on how rich/generous the giver is. :D
Only married people can give the red packets.

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Ha ha.. nice explanation.. :D :D

Xeon is big .... knowing what i give a gig
the question was sick .... and the answer he couldnt pick ...
He beat the packet with a stick .... trying to mimic the old freak ...
The old freak said -- hold on! U need to write in bold on...
codeguru Group discussion and chit chat... but the cat.. oh the smelly cat
she was fat ... with a hat .. looked like a rat...
climbed on his head ... looking for some rotten bread ....
but who knew there was nothing .... but Xeon had to give something...
He picked the beaten red packet ... filled in money he made out of the drug racket...
and cat was happy... cause the incident was totally crappy....
thinking of which I remind you all ... you will get a call ...
call from the big Xeon ... telling you about the legend of the fall...
And now I am tired ...and now I am very tired ...
because the cat bought classy food ... and i am no good ...
I am no good at making poems look funny.... but u have listen carefully sonny....
things aint easy... and the place aint cozy....
run out of this hell.... ring the bell ...
You have got to excel .... take things pixel by pixel...

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Originally Posted by Xeon

By the way, does NMI even have corporate buildings, like companies and offices? I thought it only has trees, sands, hawaiian girls/mixed-blood folks + seas and beach-houses? :eek:

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It has a few. But not so tall ones. The tallest one has 12 floors only, I believe. Tall buildings here are usually hotels. The tallest one is Hotel Nikko (12+). And then the rest are... sceneries, and beaches, and clubs, and bars, golf courses, one main shopping mall, a lot of merchandise stores, etc.. :)

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@exterminator: Did you compose that on the fly? :eek:

From Cherish:

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@exterminator: Did you compose that on the fly?

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Nah, he went to Google/Yahoo and search for "amature poetries" and "amature poetry samples".
Then, he copied the whole thing and replaced the appropriate parts with "Xeon" and tweak a few phrases here and there to fit into this context. In fact, your daddy here used this exact trick during his old school days to bluff his teachers and got away scot-free, while other copycats got into hot soup and their moms need to waste the bus fare to travel to school to meet the teachers. :cool:

By the way, Cherish.......your avatar is getting from bad to worse to worst to hopeless to totally-goner! Gimme your prettiest pic(I think it's that headshot whereby you're looking diagonally down at the bottom-left corner; it's also your first avatar, I think) and I'll use PhotoShop to fashion it into an avatar that fits your face and soul.
Your current avatar........SUCKS!

See you,
Xeon. :cool:

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Originally Posted by cherish

@exterminator: Did you compose that on the fly? :eek:

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Yes .. :D Xeon seems to be getting this poetry talent out of me.. :D :D it was funny isnt it? How the cat.. oops.. rat ran over his head ... :D :D

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Xeon here used this exact trick during his old school days to bluff his teachers and got away scot-free..

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Dream on.. day dreaming is good.. :D :thumb: ..all the best...

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Originally Posted by Xeon

By the way, Cherish.......your avatar is getting from bad to worse to worst to hopeless to totally-goner! Gimme your prettiest pic(I think it's that headshot whereby you're looking diagonally down at the bottom-left corner; it's also your first avatar, I think) and I'll use PhotoShop to fashion it into an avatar that fits your face and soul.
Your current avatar........SUCKS!

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I thought you were trying to concentrate on your studies? :rolleyes: :p My current avatar is the background of the one you're referring to minus me.

I really hate it when I was planning to do something, and then someone tells me to do the same thing. Now everyone will think I granted your request if I do. So I'm forced to NOT change it back. Too bad... :D
EDIT: I have changed my avatar again. What do you think? :D Its a shot from the docks at (almost) dusk here in Saipan.

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Originally Posted by exterminator

Yes .. :D Xeon seems to be getting this poetry talent out of me.. :D :D it was funny isnt it? How the cat.. oops.. rat ran over his head ... :D :D

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Right on. :D

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Originally Posted by Xeon

What about you, Ree? Any preferences in mind? Like desired flavor? Pure cream? Chocolate? Dark chocolate? Butter? Or maybe cream + some chocolate + butter?

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blegh!...I hate chocolates...they're made of chocolate I'm telling ya...
or did you meant the skin colour?...then I've no prefer preference:p...just a nice girl will do:D...

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I remember I saw your pic once in CodeGuru wearing a dark-blue shirt/black pants sitting on the fence area or something. U've long curly hair, right? If I remember, you looked like a mix.

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bingo!...mix I am...my mom got her mixed history line and so does my dad...
and the result...a mixed mystery of mixed mrRee:D...

and I snapped up my dad's hair gene which is straight...uh-uh...no curl...

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Also, please don't mention things like "I walk walk eat air at beauty sunny beaches in Pulau Redang". It makes me very very sick, because that's the kinda stuff I crave for yet do not have. :mad:

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dang-ger-ly-poo wackerly-doo!...too bad for you:p...

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The result of the 2008 battle has been decided : u lost. Why? Cos' u lack confidence! Now, I want a more worthy opponent.

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and you lost 'cause you're over confidence:p...
I see my sketch is lame but I can see my Flash can overtake your PHP:D...

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Happy Chinese New Year to all! Gong Xi Fa Cai + red-money packets for everyone!

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Gong Xi Fa Chai!...where's my ang pow?:D...

From Ree:

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and you lost 'cause you're over confidence...I see my sketch is lame but I can see my Flash can overtake your PHP

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In your dreams, most likely. Speaking of dreams and day-dreaming, I've 2 songs for your guys to enjoy.
It's at :
http://www.norse-myths.com/Lunar-Simple.mp3
and
http://www.norse-myths.com/KeepOn.wma

For the 2nd song which is in Japanese, remember to hear it to the last and turn up your volume, because the chorus is exaltingly grand and heavenly. Hopefully, this will inspire you guys, because it's the best songs ever.

Good day,
Xeon.
(hate to say this, but in the current war of the avatars, I seriously believe that I've the prettiest and sleekest avatar in the entire CodeGuru! :thumbd::mad::cool:)

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Originally Posted by Xeon

In your dreams, most likely.

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I thought you've admitted your defeat:p..

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(hate to say this, but in the current war of the avatars, I seriously believe that I've the prettiest and sleekest avatar in the entire CodeGuru! :thumbd::mad::cool:)

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who's that unlucky pr0n star to be as your avatar?...:eek:
anyway...mine is the most inspirational avatar ever:D..

From Ree:

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I thought you've admitted your defeat.

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Nah! I admitted defeat only to your drawing skills, because that's something I could never have. :thumb:

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who's that unlucky pr0n star to be as your avatar?

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Er-hem. It's the same goddess I told you fools in my other thread the other time. Foolish folks who don't appreciate real goddesses when you see one!
Seriously, though......I'm nearing completion of my CSS journey very soon(by mid-March, latest) and will be starting JavaScript. Will start PHP by this May or June because JavaScript is kids' cake-n-candy to me.
After years in PHP, I'll start my web development freelance career and my website's logo will be a anime-caricature version of this goddess. Watch out for it in 2008 : it'll be launched a day after I've humilated and shamed you on Mt. Everest, Ree pal. :cool:

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anyway...mine is the most inspirational avatar ever

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What's that? A neon-green maple against a black background? What does that signify? The doom of Flash? Or Flash-n-Ree's downfall? A bleak future? Or is it really grim things in the coming, as shown by the eerie glow of the green, ghostly leaf? :ehh:

Anyway, below is the sung(female voice) version of the Dreams song for you guys. Really nice; can give you folks inspiration in the middle of the night while doing coding. Listen to it only in the silent night, or else it will lose it's magic and essence : http://www.norse-myths.com/Lunar-Long.mp3

Good day!
Xeon. :)

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Seriously, though......I'm nearing completion of my CSS journey very soon(by mid-March, latest) and will be starting JavaScript. Will start PHP by this May or June because JavaScript is kids' cake-n-candy to me.

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good....show me your report card:D...

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After years in PHP, I'll start my web development freelance career and my website's logo will be a anime-caricature version of this goddess.

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anime as a logo?...that's not suitable, dude:p...

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Watch out for it in 2008 : it'll be launched a day after I've humilated and shamed you on Mt. Everest, Ree pal. :cool:

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if only you ever walk alive from that mountain...but I doubt that:D...

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What's that? A neon-green maple against a black background? What does that signify? The doom of Flash? Or Flash-n-Ree's downfall? A bleak future? Or is it really grim things in the coming, as shown by the eerie glow of the green, ghostly leaf? :ehh:

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it's a magical leaf that shining in the dark...just like a beacon of light guiding your path...it's also a good stuff for inspiration:D...

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Listen to it only in the silent night, or else it will lose it's magic and essence :

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my hut is never silent....so that song definitely not for me to enjoy:p...