letter from Yuliya

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

Imagine I did that and had to attend a meeting at my work place at 09:00 am... As such I am feeling pretty incoherent being awake so early, but that would be a real disaster - at least for me.

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You need to train those guys, Sid... Make sure all meetings are in the afternoon, and those problems will be... like blown away... ;) :D

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Originally Posted by gstercken

You need to train those guys, Sid... Make sure all meetings are in the afternoon, and those problems will be... like blown away... ;) :D

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LOL!! :D :D :thumb:

thread transition:

romance ( cilu & yuliya ) --> gender-confuse thread --> weather thread

i wonder what's next :D

This thread provides a really good plot for a movie, really. ;) :D

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

I wake up in this wee hour 04:55 (cant sleep in this pathetic hot weather) and lo and behold - you are online and going strong on CG.... :D

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Somebody seems to be CGaholic...

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Originally Posted by guido

Pathetic hot weather? And I thought you guys must be used to that...

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Don't tell me about whether. For a week, the temperatures in Timisoara rose to 34 degrees celcius during daylight and the nights were quite hot too.

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Originally Posted by guido

Well, I have my own fan club in the meantime - I'm literally surrounded by fans

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Nice pun. :thumb:

PS: I have the feeling someone will make a comment on the hot nights...

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Originally Posted by cilu

Somebody seems to be CGaholic...

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Sort of... Quite some work to finish, so I peek into CG from time to time along the way... ;)

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Originally Posted by cilu

Don't tell me about whether. For a week, the temperatures in Timisoara rose to 34 degrees celcius during daylight and the nights were quite hot too.

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Same here... Up to 36°C... :)

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Originally Posted by cilu

PS: I have the feeling someone will make a comment on the hot nights...

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Not me...

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

OM*G! Only in CG can two four-lettered mods openly express their love for each other... ... And like this... :D

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Not 2 mods, 1 mod and a.....would be mod, maybe :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

Ejaz, Marc and Cilu seriously - donate yourselves (in all entierity) for biopsies too.

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Why me? :confused: I have been in protected mode all day/night yesterday.

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

My initial prediction about Yuliya (being a guy with big [...]) is most certainly true for Kalinka too...
:D :eek:

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Keep predicting, I'm happy to see her as she is. :p Have you given a thought that how much embaresment you'll cause to Cilu, if Yuliya go through all this and ask him that what kind of friend he has. Don't you want to see Cilu having a nice family life? Why you want to see other guys hanging around with a burly guy having [...] ? Seriously Sid, you can be obsessed with it, you don't wanna spend your life with a [...] person or do you? Its not late yet, Dr. Ideru San is here, I hope she'll fix you up (and I mean your treatment, don't get any wrong ideas again).

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

Sorry, Ejaz - I know this must disappoint what with you burning the midnight oil for sake of this online romance with these blondes - my heartfelt condolences. :D

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Naah... no midnight buring oil, only the increasing electricity bill, but thats operational expense (in the line of duty, offcourse) ;)

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

Here one has to suffer - my company doesn't have an A/C too... So awfully counter-productive.

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No A/C? :rolleyes: Oh great, extremely great. What a challenging environment :(

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Originally Posted by guido

Sort of... Quite some work to finish, so I peek into CG from time to time along the way...

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I was actually refering to Sid, but I guess it could apply to you too. ;)

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Originally Posted by Kalinka

Why you keep saying Kalinka is someone elses? I am Kalinka. Nobody else is Kalinka. I couldn't understood the discussion latelly, so many messages, so little time to read. I see you talking about chocolate. I lick choco soo much. But Russian choco is not so good. What choco you like?

A biiiiiig kiiisssss,
Kalinka

PS: Ejaz, why do you not right to me?

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Hi Kalinka, how are you today? :wave:

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Originally Posted by Marc G

Hi Kalinka, how are you today? :wave:

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<cough> <cough>

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Originally Posted by Marc G

Hi Kalinka, how are you today? :wave:

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I see a menage a trois... ;) And everybody loves choco... :D

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Originally Posted by cilu

And everybody loves choco... :D

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Huh... :confused: :(

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Originally Posted by cilu

I see a menage a trois... ;) And everybody loves choco... :D

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Could become messy :D

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

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Originally Posted by Marc G

Hi Kalinka, how are you today?

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<cough> <cough>

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You mean, she caught a cold? ;)

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Originally Posted by gstercken

You mean, she caught a cold? ;)

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Nooo, that was to tell that don't raise my boiling point ;) :D

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Huh... :confused: :(

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Guys, where are those two Russian beauties ?

once there were/re sisters named Yuliya and Kalinka
Yuliya wants Cilu and waiting for the plane ticket for Timisoara
Kalinka is the sister and I think Ejaz wants her? and asking if Kalinka like "chocolate" :D

Sidd assumed that Yuliya is Ejaz or a guy with[...]

and the world is a hot place lately except meebe in antartica..

I guess you guys just created a new word here [...] :D

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Originally Posted by ideru

once there were/re sisters named Yuliya and Kalinka
Yuliya wants Cilu and waiting for the plane ticket for Timisoara
Kalinka is the sister and I think Ejaz wants her? and asking if Kalinka like "chocolate" :D

Sidd assumed that Yuliya is Ejaz or a guy with[...]

and the world is a hot place lately except meebe in antartica..

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Nice abstract, Ideru! :thumb: :)

// Amazing how even the most complex and intriguing plot can be summarized in a few lines... ;)

yeah and now we are waiting for a twist and the "live happily ever after" lines , or mebbe aliens invading the planet.. those kinda stuff :D

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Originally Posted by Igor Soukhov

Guys, where are those two Russian beauties ?

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I don't know man :( , looks like Sid has scared them off :o Guess my only is to attand TechEd now :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

I don't know man :( , looks like Sid has scared them off :o Guess my only is to attand TechEd now :rolleyes:

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How do you know that it's me?

Perhaps, they are terrified of your having those big hands and [...]?

:rolleyes: :eek: :D

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

How do you know that it's me?
Perhaps, they are terrified of your having those big hands and [...]?

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Here we were, finally somehow, not one, but two blonde russians came, :cool: they wanted to have a nice family life, a house, kids, :rolleyes: one of of them was/is deeply in love with Cilu, but you doubted her and confused her with me, :ehh: not only that, her sister, you confused her with Marc, :confused: in the last 150 posts, you keep promoting the ideas of....oh god, not again....that....eeeek....male/male relationship :sick: , now what impression would they get? Naturally, they'll freak out. :o How many times, does a 174 cm, green eye, blond russian come across with a C++ programmer?....Rarely, and when finally, some miracle occured, you scared them with [...] :cry:

Ok, why not you start a poll about the reality of Yuliya/Kalinka? See what general people think that who really Yuliya/Kalinka is? And plz, stop propogating the ideas of homogenous sexual affairs, :p I honestly feel that mankind (and also womenkind) has great threat from your thoughts, as already pointed out by Dr. Ideru San :(

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

Perhaps, they are terrified of your having those big hands and [...]?

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Even if we take that, then (assuming that Kalinka is what she claimed) I don't think so that she should be scared off by me having these big hands and [...] or should she? ;) :p :D

Oh, my dear Marius!

I am so very happy! Today when came from work I found your letter in letterbox, with tickets for airplane, and also some money. Thank you very very much, dear Marius, so I can also buy something to eat when change plane in Moscow, and later again in Bucuresti.

I now also understand why you always said here in thread that you not liking me, not wanting me and all this bad things: To hold secret, and others not knowing, true? That was very good idea, Marius: Better not everybody know. :sick:

Marius, it so difficult for me waiting Monday, when wil finally, finally meet you! You can not know how very very happy I am! :rolleyes: :thumb:

Remember, I arrive in Timisoara at 14:50, with: "RO603" from "BUCHAREST", so it says on ticket. When you search me: I am the BLONDE with GREEN eyes. But you also have photos I sended you, so you know how I look (but ofcourse, will be with dress when arrive with airplane, hihi.) :blush: :p

From Russia (for the last time!) with love (for ever!)
Yuliya


PS: Marius, I wanted write this in "private message" to you, but you not always read. But I can understand, I find "private message" also complicated. Much easier writing here in thread.

Also PS: I maybe should not say, but Kalinka is angry: She still waiting airplane ticket to America from gglienna, but she not understand that he is not real movie productor, but only evil "impersonator". I told to her, and say: "read thread, there it explain", but she not want believe. Her problem.

Also more PS: (For Ejaz). Dear Ejaz, now I can say: You are very nice and kind man, and I like chocolate very very much, and also like big hands and [...]. But Marius was first, see? Understand? So now I bump with Marius. Hope you understand. But maybe you can explain to Kalinka the truth with gglienna, and she understand?

:wave: :wave: :wave:

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Originally Posted by Yuliya

I like chocolate very very much

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Dark Chocolate, perhaps? ;)

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

and also like big hands and [...]

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See, Ejaz?

All the while you've been proclaiming that you don't have big hands and a [...]...
Now, do you realize what an asset these would have been? :D :D ;)

Anyways, Yuliya's frank assertion of her tastes tell us a lot about Cilu's hands and [...]... :D :D :p

Go cilu!!! :thumb:

we want to see pics of you with yuliya as soon as possible !!! :)

:wave:

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Originally Posted by Yuliya

I am so very happy! Today when came from work I found your letter in letterbox, with tickets for airplane, and also some money. Thank you very very much, dear Marius, so I can also buy something to eat when change plane in Moscow, and later again in Bucuresti.

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:Patting Cilu: Good work dude, You sure have a great mind :thumb:

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Originally Posted by Yuliya

I now also understand why you always said here in thread that you not liking me, not wanting me and all this bad things: To hold secret, and others not knowing, true? That was very good idea, Marius: Better not everybody know.

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Oh I see, :ehh: ok...we don't know anyting, right guys? :rolleyes: What ticket? What money? We don't know that Cilu send Yuliya money and ticket or do we?

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Originally Posted by Yuliya

Marius, it so difficult for me waiting Monday, when wil finally, finally meet you! You can not know how very very happy I am!

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I'm happy for you guys too. We all are happy for you guys, indeed.

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Originally Posted by Yuliya

Remember, I arrive in Timisoara at 13:35, with: "RO603" from "BUCHAREST", so it says on ticket. When you search me: I am the BLONDE with GREEN eyes. But you also have photos I sended you, so you know how I look (but ofcourse, will be with dress when arrive with airplane, hihi.)

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Best of luck to both you :thumb:

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Originally Posted by Yuliya

Also PS: I maybe should not say, but Kalinka is angry: She still waiting airplane ticket to America from gglienna, but she not understand that he is not real movie productor, but only evil "impersonator". I told to her, and say: "read thread, there it explain", but she not want believe. Her problem.

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Oh great, extremely great... :mad:

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Originally Posted by Yuliya

Also more PS: (For Ejaz). Dear Ejaz, now I can say: You are very nice and kind man, and I like chocolate very very much, and also like big hands and [...]. But Marius was first, see? Understand? So now I bump with Marius. Hope you understand. But maybe you can explain to Kalinka the truth with gglienna, and she understand?

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@ Sid: Happy now? You finally scared Kalinka away, thank you very much :( Ah, guess I should really attend TechEd :rolleyes: thats my only hope. Too bad, well...no problem, at the moment, I don't feel like Cream is a good ingredient and I hate chocolates too :mad: Get back to work Ejaz, you and these ******* IBM Compatible Machines :o :cry:

Sorry Andrea but if you haven't seen that photo already, chances are slim that you'll ever see it!

:D ;)

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Originally Posted by Yuliya

Oh, my dear Marius!

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Who the hell is this Marius or Cilu that sends money and plane tickets to my wife? What the hell is Yuliya looking here. Ohh, this requires urgent measures.

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Originally Posted by Yuliya

I am so very happy! Today when came from work I found your letter in letterbox, with tickets for airplane, and also some money. Thank you very very much, dear Marius, so I can also buy something to eat when change plane in Moscow, and later again in Bucuresti.

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Trust me people, Yuliya is not going to leave Kazan, I'll make very sure of that. Actually, I'm pretty sure she won't be checking in on this web site, or any other for that matter.

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Originally Posted by Yuliya

Remember, I arrive in Timisoara at 14:50, with: "RO603" from "BUCHAREST", so it says on ticket. When you search me: I am the BLONDE with GREEN eyes. But you also have photos I sended you, so you know how I look (but ofcourse, will be with dress when arrive with airplane, hihi.) :blush: :p

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And what is this? Yuliya is not the 26 years old girl you fancy about. She's 39. She's blonde indeed, but only from dyeing.

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Originally Posted by Yuliya

From Russia (for the last time!) with love (for ever!)

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Yeah, yeah, we'll have see about that, isn't it?

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Originally Posted by Yuliya

Also PS: I maybe should not say, but Kalinka is angry: She still waiting airplane ticket to America from gglienna, but she not understand that he is not real movie productor, but only evil "impersonator". I told to her, and say: "read thread, there it explain", but she not want believe. Her problem.

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Yeah, I wish I see that ***** off my head.

Cilu or Marius, or whatever your name is, you're a dead man if you send anything else to Yuliya or talk to her again. Next thing you'll know will be my fist smashing your face.

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

All the while you've been proclaiming that you don't have big hands and a [...]...
Now, do you realize what an asset these would have been?

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Don't remind me that :mad: ;)

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

Anyways, Yuliya's frank assertion of her tastes tell us a lot about Cilu's hands and [...]... :D :p

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I don't wanna even think about that :( ;)

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

Sorry, but if you haven't seen that photo already, chances are slim that you'll ever see it!

:D ;)

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What pictures? :ehh: Nevermind... :sick:

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Originally Posted by Yuliya

But you also have photos I sended you, so you know how I look (but ofcourse, will be with dress when arrive with airplane, hihi.) :blush: :p

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Whoa. Nice going, Cilu. :D :D :thumb:

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Originally Posted by Boris the T-Rex

Cilu or Marius, or whatever your name is, you're a dead man if you send anything else to Yuliya or talk to her again. Next thing you'll know will be my fist smashing your face.

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Oh, wow - looks like we really have someone with big hands and a [...]

Cilu, my best wishes are for you - dude. Be a man. Fight it out. :D :thumb:

Hmm. Interesting developments here... http://forums.codeguru.com/images/ie.../2006/06/1.gif

Best regards, Cilu! :D :wave:

Oooh Mmy Goddd....

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Originally Posted by Boris Mihailov Hodoronctronk

Who the hell is this Marius or Cilu that sends money and plane tickets to my wife? What the hell is Yuliya looking here. Ohh, this requires urgent measures.

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Cilu? Who's Cilu? We don't know any Cilu or Marius. Sir, I think there is some misunderstanding, there is no Ciu here, never heard of him, right guys? :rolleyes: And we don't know anything about any money and ticket.

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Originally Posted by Boris Mihailov Hodoronctronk

Trust me people, Yuliya is not going to leave Kazan, I'll make very sure of that. Actually, I'm pretty sure she won't be checking in on this web site, or any other for that matter.

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Err........Right Sir. :o

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Originally Posted by Boris Mihailov Hodoronctronk

And what is this? Yuliya is not the 26 years old girl you fancy about. She's 39. She's blonde indeed, but only from dyeing.

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What? :eek: :confused: :sick:

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Originally Posted by Boris Mihailov Hodoronctronk

Cilu or Marius, or whatever your name is, you're a dead man if you send anything else to Yuliya or talk to her again. Next thing you'll know will be my fist smashing your face.

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Sir, I assure you that there is absolutely no need for that as there is no Cilu and no one who send any money or ticket. Trust me, there isn't :thumb:

<Murmuring>
D_a_m_n!!!
Cilu...Man, Wha...what, ****...oh boy, 39 :eek:, how can you fell in that trap. I warned you earlier, to never get any money out of your wallet, and now we have her husband here. Oh great...I still can't believe it, if Yuliya is 39, then Kalinka??? :eek: :confused: Ooooh NOooo, I don't wanna think about that. :sick:
</Murmuring>

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

Oh, wow - looks like we really have someone with big hands and a [...]

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Yeaah :scared:

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

Cilu, my best wishes are for you - dude. Be a man. Fight it out. :D :thumb:

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What? You want Cilu to fight for a 39 year old runssian? Who isn't blonde and may be not even green eye? Thats not a good idea, it sure isn't :(

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Originally Posted by cherish

Best regards, Cilu! :D :wave:

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Yeah, hope to see you in one working piece man :D :thumb:

Ahh another twist here another new entry :rolleyes: :phew: here comes Boris I wonder from where is he now :rolleyes:...oh god I some how see CG getting spammed :ehh: with all these new entries...BTW I am awaiting Kalinka's arrival to Lahore, wonder when that would happen :rolleyes:

Every time I drop in here I see a strange unexpected twist :mad: :D

And thanks Ideru for presenting abstract of what is going on...without that it is totally impossible to know what is going on...awaiting more twist during the weekend ;)

Whoa. Now, that's new. Kalinka is going to Lahore? Wow Ejaz.. you're really fast. :thumb: :cool:

// Now, I wonder who will show up next claiming to be Kalinka's husband/bf/etc... :rolleyes: :D :D

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Originally Posted by MrBeans

BTW I am awaiting Kalinka's arrival to Lahore, wonder when that would happen :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by cherish

Whoa. Now, that's new. Kalinka is going to Lahore? Wow Ejaz.. you're really fast. :thumb: :cool:

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:half hearted: Yyyeaahh, I'm not interested anymore. I hate chocolates and I don't like cream at the moment. What you guys expect? Telling my family that this 38 year old russain is there would be daughter in law? :o

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Originally Posted by MrBeans

// Now, I wonder who will show up next claiming to be Kalinka's husband/bf/etc... :rolleyes: :D :D

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Doesn't really matter :cry: ;)

all this means all is left of this thread is the Ideru / Myself gender question ......

:sick:

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

:half hearted: Yyyeaahh, I'm not interested anymore. I hate chocolates and I don't like cream at the moment.

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I told you long back - Marc was a sure bet. Didn't I?

Aren't my words vindicated?

BTW, he still is...

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Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini

but it is a secret I will reveal quite soon :D

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Go ahead, no secret can take me off guard.......................................Now :cry:

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Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini

all this means all is left of this thread is the Ideru / Myself gender question ......

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As far as Ideru is concerned: I'd say it's pretty clear... :)
But regarding yourself: Sounds as if you're yourself not so sure anymore, by now? ;) :D

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Originally Posted by gstercken

As far as Ideru is concerned: I'd say it's pretty clear... :)
But regarding yourself: Sounds as if you're yourself not so sure anymore, by now? ;) :D

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I'm sure to be sure of my own gender, but it is a secret I will reveal quite soon :D

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

I told you long back - Marc was a sure bet. Didn't I?

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Yyyeaaah.....you did tell me that, but I think neither Marc will be willing to change his gender, nor I'm a gay.....and right now I'm heart broken too :cry: I'm really sad and feel sorry for you Cilu too. Though I'm in better position, as I havn't lost my money.

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

BTW, he still is...

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Be my guest, since you like him so much and know alot about his likings/dislikings, feel free, he is all yours, coz I hate chocolates and I don't like Cream (atleast now)... :disappointed:

/ For myself: Sala aik machar, aik machar...admi ko hijrah bana deta hay :mad:

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

/ For myself: Sala aik machar, aik machar...admi ko hijrah bana deta hay :mad:

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Don't know, but I can say: I stopped falling in "love at first watch" (Amore a prima vista)...

During the last 3 years I understood that I'll find love only with a girl who will have shared an important life experience with me.


still waiting both girl and experience.....

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

Ejaz, that was really funny... ROTFL... :D

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Don't know about palms, but if Cilu acknowledge that, then.....don't know, may be my Shampoo expense get increased ;) :D

I think you meant "love at first sight"... ;)