Youngest Code Guru

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Originally posted by solarflare
Hahaha! But by then my brain would be so whacked I wouldn't have the capacity to comprehend such a third dimension!

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Originally posted by solarflare somewhat before the previous
(ds')^2={(dx)^2[1-v^2/c^2]+(dt)^2[v^2-c^2]}/[1-(v/c)^2]+(dy)^2+(dz)^2
I'll bet you earthlings haven't discovered that formula yet!

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You seem to be contradicting yourself a bit. Correct me if I'm wrong,... No let me rephrase, if your so incorrect to think I'm wrong, then why do I count 3 dimensions in that formula? :D :p

Now serious : are you a programmer by education, or are you interested in the relativety theory, or did you just use that formula for some obscure site "Relativity theory for dummies"? :D :cool:

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Originally posted by Simon666
You seem to be contradicting yourself a bit. Correct me if I'm wrong,... No let me rephrase, if your so incorrect to think I'm wrong, then why do I count 3 dimensions in that formula? :D :p

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Oh my, you earthlings crack me up. That's why you're stuck where you are. What you're interpreting as dimensions are actually what we call "forluzgs", which would actually boil your primitive brains if I explained to you what they were.

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Now serious : are you a programmer by education, or are you interested in the relativety theory, or did you just use that formula for some obscure site "Relativity theory for dummies"? :D :cool:

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First: programmer by education = true;
Second: I just opened a book and picked out a random complicated-looking mathematical equation for that post.
Third: I actually am strong in mathematics and science, having learned calculus at the age of 13.

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Originally posted by solarflare
Oh my, you earthlings crack me up. That's why you're stuck where you are. What you're interpreting as dimensions are actually what we call "forluzgs", which would actually boil your primitive brains if I explained to you what they were.

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OK, let's say you are an intergalactic warlord, tell me then : in which direction are the "forluzgs" (=misspelled Dutch: "for-lus"=for-loop)? Is it in the direction I look forward and backward, left and right, or up and down? :p

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Originally posted by solarflare
First: programmer by education = true;
Second: I just opened a book and picked out a random complicated-looking mathematical equation for that post.

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What idiot has a book of relativety theory on his desk? Wait a minute, "idiot" and "a book of relativety theory on his desk"? I seem to be contradicting myself. Oh my God, I'm infected with solarfluenza. Is bacteriological warfare Phase 2 of your plan? :D

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Originally posted by solarflare
Third: I actually am strong in mathematics and science, having learned calculus at the age of 13.

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I remember you saying you are a timeless entity.:rolleyes:

Such is the nature of that which cannot be perceived. The dog nut is the key. 23. And so, by my calculations, plus is the controversy of the millenia, and partially created is the thought from whence you sprang. So, likewise and counter forth, your image is your instantiation in the reality tunnel that inhabits this mind.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

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Originally posted by galathaea
Such is the nature of that which cannot be perceived. The dog nut is the key. 23. And so, by my calculations, plus is the controversy of the millenia, and partially created is the thought from whence you sprang. So, likewise and counter forth, your image is your instantiation in the reality tunnel that inhabits this mind.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

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This looks like random nonsense. A bit confused aren't we? Desillusioned? Slightly loony? With a small touch of pshychopathy? You and solarflare should put up a club. Can I join? Then we already have four people in our club.

Darnn this lousy computer! It froze just as I was finishing my post!!! I'll have to abbreviate it, then:

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Originally posted by Simon666:
OK, let's say you are an intergalactic warlord, tell me then : in which direction are the "forluzgs" (=misspelled Dutch: "for-lus"=for-loop)? Is it in the direction I look forward and backward, left and right, or up and down?

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Hmmm... how best to explain this...? Well, human beings can move dorsally, ventrally, and laterally, but not up/down or back in time. So forluzgs would be where you would end up if you moved your body perpendicularly to all three of your perceiveable dimensions simultaneously.

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Originally posted by Simon666:
What idiot has a book of relativety theory on his desk? Wait a minute, "idiot" and "a book of relativety theory on his desk"?

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Actually, it's from a book called An Imaginary Tale: The Story of sqrt(-1). Whomever thought of that title deserves a medal.

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Originally posted by Simon666:
I seem to be contradicting myself. Oh my God, I'm infected with solarfluenza. Is bacteriological warfare Phase 2 of your plan?

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Bacterial, chemical, nuclear, biological, dirty... no! Of course not. What I have in mind is much much more deadly: magnetic gamma hyper z plugs. It's almost as deadly as it sounds. Oh, and this was actually my doing.

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Originally posted by CBasicNet:
I remember you saying you are a timeless entity.

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That's because Simon wanted a serious answer. But as for the rest of ye, that number actually corresponds to the number of universes I have seen born and died under my control.

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Originally posted by galathaea:
Such is the nature of that which cannot be perceived. The dog nut is the key. 23. And so, by my calculations, plus is the controversy of the millenia, and partially created is the thought from whence you sprang. So, likewise and counter forth, your image is your instantiation in the reality tunnel that inhabits this mind.

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Darn you! You must have looked in my super secret private personal secret special hidden secret notebook! You've stolen my plans to brainwash the general public before the invasion. I'll have to remember to put a sign on that notebook: "HANDS OFF!"

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Originally posted by Simon666:
This looks like random nonsense.

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No, this is random nonsense. (Hint: it's not actually random, it's real quotes from my campaigning speeches from elsewhere in the galaxy when they thought I was actually running for president of the Orion nebula!)

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Originally posted by Simon666:
A bit confused aren't we? Desillusioned? Slightly loony? With a small touch of pshychopathy? You and solarflare should put up a club. Can I join? Then we already have four people in our club.

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four... would that be gal, me, and you twice?

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Originally posted by solarflare
Darnn this lousy computer! It froze just as I was finishing my post!!! I'll have to abbreviate it, then:

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Seems like Portals is not that much more advanced than Windows. :p

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Originally posted by solarflare
Hmmm... how best to explain this...? Well, human beings can move dorsally, ventrally, and laterally, but not up/down or back in time. So forluzgs would be where you would end up if you moved your body perpendicularly to all three of your perceiveable dimensions simultaneously.

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Aha, we're one step further. You admit three perceivable dimensions. If you can move perpendicularly to these, so probably in the dimension time, your always wellcome at my birthday. I'll try to puke, urinate and defecate on you and I'll still look cute. :D

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Originally posted by solarflare
No, this is random nonsense. (Hint: it's not actually random, it's real quotes from my campaigning speeches from elsewhere in the galaxy when they thought I was actually running for president of the Orion nebula!)

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And I thought Bushism showed a real and incurable moronism. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by solarflare
four... would that be gal, me, and you twice?

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No, you twice. I've diagnosed you as having multiple personality syndrome. There may even be more than two people inside you. But look at the bright side : you noticed the four people, which shows you did learn to calculate as you claimed. ;)

:rolleyes:

umm I just wanted to say that I'm 18 and I'm programing since being 15
and umm...
:PPPPppppppPPPPPppppppPPPPPPpppppPPP

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Darn you! You must have looked in my super secret private personal secret special hidden secret notebook! You've stolen my plans to brainwash the general public before the invasion. I'll have to remember to put a sign on that notebook: "HANDS OFF!"

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Actually, its been obvious to me ever since I first saw the fnords. Its the pattern of the fnords. You must have been subconsciously influenced to write about the same issue in your notebook. The fnords already have control...

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Originally posted by Simon666
Seems like Portals is not that much more advanced than Windows. :p

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I was using one of my earth friend's computers... his name is arthur dent...

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Aha, we're one step further. You admit three perceivable dimensions.

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Well, what I implied was what you perceive is not really what exists.

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If you can move perpendicularly to these, so probably in the dimension time ...

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Very good! Yes, time is one of the forluzgs. The other forluzgs dimensions are all fractal.

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your always wellcome at my birthday. I'll try to puke, urinate and defecate on you and I'll still look cute. :D

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Not sure what to say...

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And I thought Bushism showed a real and incurable moronism. :rolleyes:

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Well, what I said made sense in my language. I have yet to find a language in which what Bush says makes sense.

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No, you twice. I've diagnosed you as having multiple personality syndrome. There may even be more than two people inside you. But look at the bright side : you noticed the four people, which shows you did learn to calculate as you claimed. ;)

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Thank you Dr. S. Is there any medication we can get?

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Originally posted by SeventhStar
umm I just wanted to say that I'm 18 and I'm programing since being 15

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You're young enough to be my assistant. Will you be my assistant? Together we can take down Simon666, evil incarnate.

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and umm...
:PPPPppppppPPPPPppppppPPPPPPpppppPPP

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Okay nevermind... maybe a little bit too young. ;) haha just kidding. You have a lot of tongues though. One for each language you speak?

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Originally posted by galathaea
Actually, its been obvious to me ever since I first saw the fnords. Its the pattern of the fnords. You must have been subconsciously influenced to write about the same issue in your notebook. The fnords already have control...

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Are you one of them? I know you're not one of them because I wiped them out a long time ago. You may say they're alive today, but that's because you humans believe in Einstein's light cone, but I know better... I wiped them all out two years ago.

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Originally posted by solarflare
Very good! Yes, time is one of the forluzgs. The other forluzgs dimensions are all fractal.

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What do you know about fractals. Their dimension is just a mathematical way of expressing their complexity. Their "dimensions" are never like true dimensions and are real numbers rather than integers. Just another book you didn't read entirely? :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by solarflare
Thank you Dr. S. Is there any medication we can get?

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I'm sure Xeon would know some pills. Ask him on your space ship. :p Actually, I just think another hobo stole his laptop. :D

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Originally posted by Simon666
What do you know about fractals. Their dimension is just a mathematical way of expressing their complexity. Their "dimensions" are never like true dimensions and are real numbers rather than integers. Just another book you didn't read entirely? :rolleyes:

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I know my fair share of fractals. You're right, of course, about the dimension=complexity. What I said was sort of a play on words.

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I'm sure Xeon would know some pills. Ask him on your space ship. :p Actually, I just think another hobo stole his laptop. :D

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Not a hobo, his parents and teachers, remember? Hold on a sec...
Me: Xeon, do you have any pills to cure my strange problems?
Xeon: You mean your universal domination issues?
Me: I told you, for the last time, I'm not addicted to that, I can stop any time I want.
Xeon: Well then whats the problem.
Me: Maybe the other part of me could explain this better.
Xeon: I don't have any pills for you, I was saving them in my room when the cops confiscated my house for truancy.
No, Xeon doesn't have any pills, I just asked him.

Darn Solar! He actually used Mikrosoft(r) DialogueEditor(tm) to edit the actual conversation! The original, un-edited conversation is :

Solar : Umm......hi Xeon. I hope you don't bear any enimity against me even though I tried to stalk your gurls and such. Errr.....I've a serious problems, and since you're a master of pills, maybe you can recommend some solutions.

Xeon : First of all, gimme US$600,000. No money, no talk. No talk, no solutions. No solutions, and that's total despair for you.

Solar : Ok. I'll get gurls for you as an alternative form of payment. Or maybe piping hot chicken chop?

Xeon : Do u have any gurls???!!!

Solar : I can kidnapped them tonight.(to the FBI : this is a clue to that terrible kid paedophile in Philadephia!!!!)

Xeon : I don't care what you do, just give them to me. And regarding the pills, what's your problem? Too much ego? Too much excitment??!!! Too bored??! Too many fetishes??!!!

Solar : Errr......it's because I wanna dominate the universe and it's cousins. It's a kinda special hobby which I know it's totally impossible, but I just wanna do it.

Xeon : U're worse than George War Bush! At least War Bush is only interested in conquering the world! U're........XTreme!
(quickly calls in the staff from the mental hospital to drag him away)