Huh? You mean it isn't the right to arm bears?Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
my american right to bear arms :)
Is the right to bear arms some sort of ghoulish transplant?
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Huh? You mean it isn't the right to arm bears?Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
my american right to bear arms :)
Is the right to bear arms some sort of ghoulish transplant?
From Tom:
Maybe. Anyway, like I've said before, I'll be a total wimp there so that they don't pay much attention to me and so that I wouldn't need to be involve in that many activities.Quote:
I have this strange feeling they don't really want you in the army
Makes a sick.
From MiCk:
Never......because a research has shown that girls prefer friendlier men/boys and not dominating machines.:cool:;)Quote:
Ahh that's why the army is perfect. XeOn will come out a lean mean killing machine.
Nah! A recent research has shown that Americans are on the way to the state where there's a gun for every America.Quote:
He will also fully agree with me about my american right to bear arms
America is beautiful in every sense, but seriously, I really totally......dislike the possesion of arms.
Have you guys heard about 3 American teens who're obessed with "The Matrix" and the leader, even posed as Neo???!!!
Luckily, their plans were foiled, otherwise......MiCk........you never know your daughter's safety and.....
The thing is that easy possesion of arms makes any country dangerous.
Also, there's this American guy who goes around in a car with a shotgun(YES. SHOTGUN) shooting every one last year, including a 3 year old innocent baby.
How sad is that?! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
To start off with let me say, the first offical well not really offical post by Mouser...and umm, yea btw gabe don't get the pants uptight cause I created a new account. Now you might be thinking..who's mouser, and what is he all about. Well I'll tell you, as soon as that evil Mick_2002 reaches 2002 posts, he switches to the innocent, sweet-hearted mouser....the stigma of 2002 is with me (so I'll just use my other sweetheart nickname that girls call me). Thought it would just be in and out, that's why I choose 2002, but you guys/gals, like a fungus grew on me.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Nah! A recent research has shown that Americans are on the way to the state where there's a gun for every America.
America is beautiful in every sense, but seriously, I really totally......dislike the possesion of arms.
Have you guys heard about 3 American teens who're obessed with "The Matrix" and the leader, even posed as Neo???!!!
Luckily, their plans were foiled, otherwise......MiCk........you never know your daughter's safety and.....
The thing is that easy possesion of arms makes any country dangerous.
Also, there's this American guy who goes around in a car with a shotgun(YES. SHOTGUN) shooting every one last year, including a 3 year old innocent baby.
How sad is that?! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
So when we hit 2002, we will party likes its 1999..
BTW: XeOn use to carry my shotgun in my car when I went to high school (on a milatary base no-less) remember my old man was a cop...I have respect for guns, no respect for criminals, your kidding yourself if you think outlawing guns actually outlaws guns. If an armed citizen confronted those doing harm with guns, lives can and will be saved...whoo hoo, wild wild west, yea right...Lived in Montana for a couple of years, 25 bucks, concealed carry, not many gun crimes out there, cause the citizens are ARMED
/Mick_2002
/Still no cure for cancer
/Back to your regularly scheduled program
I always thought that bears had the right to bare their arms...Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Huh? You mean it isn't the right to arm bears?
Is the right to bear arms some sort of ghoulish transplant?
Meet a black bear once in a upsate new york park. Pop's was there with his .38 (police issued). Don't think the .38 would do...knew I could outrun pops and his beer gut...so I was safe at home! Poor pops, too bad the bear just mosied along...guess he didn't see any picknet baskets...hey boo boo?
I was reading this and when I got to 'Mouser,' I thought, wait, who's mouser, I thought I was reading one of Mick's posts?Quote:
Originally posted by Mouser
To start off with let me say, the first offical well not really offical post by Mouser...
:(Quote:
Originally posted by Mouser
Still no cure for cancer
I like this guy already...was gonna use my old avatar as my new avatar...but somehow...I think certain *cough* people would disapprove...Quote:
Originally posted by Mouser
To start off with let me say, the first offical well not really offical post by Mouser...
http://profiles.yahoo.com/Mickster_01
You're probably right... if a Disney fanatic saw that they'd faint knowing that Mickey has four, not five, fingers (per hand).
Well now...that's just plain fighting words...cause mickey has FOUR fingers....and us purists know it!Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
You're probably right... if a Disney fanatic saw that they'd faint knowing that Mickey has four, not five, fingers (per hand).
Hard to use the middle finger with four fingers though...almost spock like...
Had a simliar experience in Yosemite national park about 27 years ago. My brother and I were walking down a trail.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
I always thought that bears had the right to bare their arms...
Met a black bear once in a upsate new york park. Pop's was there with his .38 (police issued). Don't think the .38 would do...knew I could outrun pops and his beer gut...so I was safe at home! Poor pops, too bad the bear just mosied along...guess he didn't see any picknet baskets...hey boo boo?
As we came around a large rock we came face to face with a brown bear. I put my arm to the side to stop my brother from walking into it and realised I didn't have to because he had already run about 20 yards away.
I stood there for a moment and then backed off slowly as the bear (about a 2 year old) walked slowly towards me with a look of curiosity on his face. Then I started moving a little faster.
I was close enough; I could have bonked him on the nose.
Brown Bear aren't the the same class as grizz?Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Had a simliar experience in Yosemite national park about 27 years ago. My brother and I were walking down a trail.
As we came around a large rock we came face to face with a brown bear. I put my arm to the side to stop my brother from walking into it and realised I didn't have to because he had already run about 20 yards away.
I stood there for a moment and then backed off slowly as the bear (about a 2 year old) walked slowly towards me with a look of curiosity on his face. Then I started moving a little faster.
I was close enough; I could have bonked him on the nose.
From MiCk:
So, MiCk has mutated into Mouser. Cool! :DQuote:
Well I'll tell you, as soon as that evil Mick_2002 reaches 2002 posts, he switches to the innocent, sweet-hearted mouser....the stigma of 2002 is with me (so I'll just use my other sweetheart nickname that girls call me). Thought it would just be in and out, that's why I choose 2002, but you guys/gals, like a fungus grew on me
Mutation 4 : Rise of the Mutants
And oh......cool down, Nina! No need to go berserk just because MiCk is furry and cute, k??!!!
Emergency! YOUR ATTENTION, please. I repeat : YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
Some men please try to calm down Nina and get her to remain calm. She's gonna tear down the whole house if she continues getting hot and berserk over MiCk!!! :eek:
Yeah, but not everyone think in this way.Quote:
I have respect for guns, no respect for criminals, your kidding yourself if you think outlawing guns actually outlaws guns. If an armed citizen confronted those doing harm with guns, lives can and will be saved...
There's lots of folks who uses guns to do bad things, you know 'em, Mouser.
If an armed citizen confronted those doing harm with gus, lives will be saved and such, but suppose the criminals uses GUNS in the first place to committ the crimes? :cool:
In a perfect and ideal world, each and every person uses guns for the good-intentioned benefits of others, but as we know, the world we live in is not like this.
Give a man a gun, and when he goes berserk, the first thing he'll ever think of is opening his drawer and start shooting.
Give a man his fist, and when he goes berserk, the first thing he'll ever think of is using his fists to punch.
Give a country nuclear arms, and when driven over the edge, they will find the first excuse to nuke others.
Give a country their soldiers, and when driven over the edge, the worst thing they do is to invade.
Give a country an army of Xeons, and all these problems are solved.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Xeon
From MiCk:
Ohh that happens everyday...look at me wheee I'm shooting..Quote:
Give a man a gun, and when he goes berserk, the first thing he'll ever think of is opening his drawer and start shooting.
A man will find a way to kill another man, no matter what weapon he uses... See Africa...or did we forget?Quote:
Give a man his fist, and when he goes berserk, the first thing he'll ever think of is using his fists to punch.
Give a crazy third world country nuclear arms. Hmm lets see we nuked which country? For what? Never again, unless there is a threat we cannot deal with, which is highly unlikely given our military strength.Quote:
Give a country nuclear arms, and when driven over the edge, they will find the first excuse to nuke others.
Yep because they don't have a constitution....read it, learn it, live it.Quote:
Give a country their soldiers, and when driven over the edge, the worst thing they do is to invade
From Solar:
Definitely. If a country is made up of all Xeons(male and female), then there wouldn't be any war within the country.Quote:
Give a country an army of Xeons, and all these problems are solved.
:cool:
From MiCk:
Yes, I know......but with guns, as in the case od 8 guns for every 10 Americans, the problem is far worse.Quote:
A man will find a way to kill another man, no matter what weapon he uses... See Africa...or did we forget?
If I've a gun and my teacher makes me mad, I'm gonna drive around and shoot everyone and then kill myself so that I wouldn't get arrested by the cops. :o
In this respect, I'm not talking about the USA, MiCk. :pQuote:
Give a crazy third world country nuclear arms. Hmm lets see we nuked which country? For what? Never again, unless there is a threat we cannot deal with, which is highly unlikely given our military strength.
I'm talking about N. Korea and others.
It is unlikely the US will use nuclear arms, but you can't say the same for other countries.
Then _you_ are the problem.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From MiCk:
Yes, I know......but with guns, as in the case od 8 guns for every 10 Americans, the problem is far worse.
If I've a gun and my teacher makes me mad, I'm gonna drive around and shoot everyone and then kill myself so that I wouldn't get arrested by the cops. :o
I know, this is what detane is about...we will not use first, but they have to be crazy (and thier leader is) to use first, because annailation would follow. Just as Mother Russia pointed to us, they now point in your direction, since they supposedly cannot reach the west coast. I'm hoping like Iran a popular rising comes about...Iran I can see, democracy....North Korea...not gonna happen with that freak in power...Quote:
In this respect, I'm not talking about the USA, MiCk. :p
I'm talking about N. Korea and others.
It is unlikely the US will use nuclear arms, but you can't say the same for other countries.
From MiCk:
Freak? U mean, Kim Jonh 1L??! :DQuote:
North Korea...not gonna happen with that freak in power...
Anyway, you, me and him all have 1 thing in common : GIRLS. :D:cool:
You love girls.
He love girls.
I love girls. :cool:
But other than that, no. :o
And on this day:
Jul 15 1869
During war with Prussia, French ruler Napoleon III commissions Hippolye Mege Mouries to find a butter substitute. A patent for margarine is issued, it being based on beef fat instead of milk fat. But even with the tactically superior spread, the war is still lost.
Parkay???
Sad Tex Schramm died...Tom Landry and Tex were the Cal Ripken of football...While I love all football teams...I'm still a Cowboy at heart since I got roots there in Texas...yeaaa haw...
I can't take it anymore!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Sounds like you need a spanking...or is that a sexual remark? Afraid since I read the end user license what cha ma call it, when I registered mouser, I'll be held to it now....scared.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I can't take it anymore!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
From MiCk to Tom:
Hmmm.......MiCk.......you must be drunken again while you're saying all these. Sigh! :oQuote:
Sounds like you need a spanking...or is that a sexual remark? Afraid since I read the end user license what cha ma call it, when I registered mouser, I'll be held to it now....scared
U should be spanking girls/women and not boys/men, MiCk!
Yucks! I can't imagine a man spanking another man! Argh! :eek::eek:
PUKE!!!!
In a jail whereby all it's prisoners are male, the inmates are very likely to turn gay.
In a forum filled with all men, the members are very likely to have thoughts that ain't natural and straight.
To those guys handling CodeGuru(not the moderators/s. moderators)......please spend some money for the advertising campaign to target women and get them to click on a banner ad that will take them to this forum and the like.
:cool:
Now XeOn you know...it was a comment about the rulez...that is all. Why do you want to be spanked by a man?Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From MiCk to Tom:
Hmmm.......MiCk.......you must be drunken again while you're saying all these. Sigh! :o
U should be spanking girls/women and not boys/men, MiCk!
Yucks! I can't imagine a man spanking another man! Argh! :eek::eek:
PUKE!!!!
In a jail whereby all it's prisoners are male, the inmates are very likely to turn gay.
In a forum filled with all men, the members are very likely to have thoughts that ain't natural and straight.
To those guys handling CodeGuru(not the moderators/s. moderators)......please spend some money for the advertising campaign to target women and get them to click on a banner ad that will take them to this forum and the like.
:cool:
From MiCk:
Whadda' nice counter-attack, MiCk! :eek::eek:Quote:
Now XeOn you know...it was a comment about the rulez...that is all. Why do you want to be spanked by a man?
Since when have I said anything about me love to be spanked by a man??!! YUCKS!
It's a good thing I had my breakfast earlier, or else I would lose all my appetite.
I don't wanna get spanked by women/girls either. It's too corny for me. But I would love to spank girls and women, though.
Someone please gimme a chair so that I can sit down and start. :cool::cool:
And on this day:
I learned to stop worrying and love the Bomb. And who says Dr. Strangelove doesn't teach? It's all about fluids I tell you.Quote:
Jul 16 1945
First Atomic Bomb is exploded at Trinity, Alamagordo New Mexico. The exposion yields the equivalent 18,000 tons of TNT.
http://www.filmsite.org/drst3.html
Does anyone else see the irony in this? Or is this the incorrect use of irony?
Quote:
There were those of us who fought against us. But in the end, we could not keep up with the expense involved in the arms race, the space race, and the peace race. And at the same time, our people grumbled for more nylons and washing machines. Our Doomsday scheme cost us just a small fraction of what we'd been spending on defense in a single year. But the deciding factor was when we learned that your country was working along similar lines, and we were afraid of a Doomsday gap...Our source was the New York Times.
Yes, the easter bunny came late to Clyde, Ohio this year. Dressed in black and carring a scythe he was easily mistaken for death himself. When asked why he was dressed in this fashion he only smirked and went on his way. He had no time for this silliness. There was work to be done. Stopping outside a laundromat he traded his scythe for a shovel and started digging. Yes he had called Miss Dig so he knew where all the underground cables and gas lines were buried. Telephone transmission was safe for now. For that matter it was a good thing that the laundromat didn't do dry cleaning anymore. All those chloro-fluoro carbons were bad for the enviroment. Do we need to stop and mention the bunnies breath? No, we need to go back in time to the beginning when the earth was covered with a gross and disgusting primordial soup. French Onion, I think with swiss cheese and croutons toasted to just the right consistency. Then served at exactly the right moment. In a way this was the beginning of the grilled cheese sandwich too. However, the sandwiches didn't know it.
The beginning passed them by without even stopping to think or acknowledge them.
From Tom:
The Rabbit Reaper?Quote:
Yes, the easter bunny came late to Clyde, Ohio this year. Dressed in black and carring a scythe he was easily mistaken for death himself.
The Grim Reaper, Bunny Edition?
The Hare Reaper? :eek::eek::eek:
(what to do when you meet this ghouly figure : get a fox to attack it) :p
Have you ever felt on the verge of answering a question only to feel if you do, you will find yourself in some long discussion about nothing because the original poster doesn't know what they are asking?
Or is it just me?
Or am I just keeping the Boring Thread alive in Tom's honour?
From MiCk:
Do you need me to tell your wife to pull your ears real hard, MiCk? :DQuote:
Have you ever felt on the verge of answering a question only to feel if you do, you will find yourself in some long discussion about nothing because the original poster doesn't know what they are asking?
Or is it just me?
Or am I just keeping the Boring Thread alive in Tom's honour?
Who says the Boring Thread gotta be boring?
If we talk about girls here(extreme version), we can all excel!
Cheers! :):D
Xeon!
Compensating:p
I says it's gotta be boring:DQuote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From MiCk:
Who says the Boring Thread gotta be boring?
If we talk about girls here(extreme version), we can all excel!
Cheers! :):D
Xeon!
I say it's gotta be the shoes.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I says it's gotta be boring:D
Or at least you enforce it. :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I says it's gotta be boring:D
Wrong again, it's gotta be the pretzels.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
I say it's gotta be the shoes.
It's gotta be col mustard, in the library, with the candlestick.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Wrong again, it's gotta be the pretzels.
That's what you think.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
It's gotta be col mustard, in the library, with the candlestick.
>>Thinks to self: hehe, it's gotta be the 'volver.<<
>>Looks at candlestick card in hand.<<
>>Doesn't see candlestick card in hand.<<
>>Accuses Mick of cheating.<<
Me cheat? hmm I never understood the point of cheating...I mean doesn't that just spoil the fun of the game? *sigh* somewhere I picked up wierd morals....Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
That's what you think.
>>Thinks to self: hehe, it's gotta be the 'volver.<<
>>Looks at candlestick card in hand.<<
>>Doesn't see candlestick card in hand.<<
>>Accuses Mick of cheating.<<
on another note, if I was this dudes family, I'd be like, umm leave him there, if/when in the future we perfect the thawing out process..why then...we'll at least still have a hockey star in the family...sad...
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hoc...body_found_ap/
After many a month this thread is still tha same as it used to be....BORING BORING BORING
Where you bored?Quote:
Originally posted by Tozie_02
After many a month this thread is still tha same as it used to be....BORING BORING BORING
AUQuote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
Where you bored?
Last night I walked out into the hall from my bedroom and saw there was a dark figure sitting on the balcony. It was much bigger than a squirrel. I turn on the light and a racoon is sitting there chowing down on the remains of the squirrel's walnuts. He pays me no attention. I walk up to the glass and get down on my hands and knees so my face is about 6 inches from the racoon's face through the glass. Now he notices me. He shows his teeth in a kind of hiss and backs away. He walks over to the brick wall and walks straight up the wall onto the roof. Surreal, it was kind of like the Twilight Zone episode where William Shatner sees a monster on the airplane wing.
It doesn't get any better than this....
According to this, there are a dozen instances of you making that same claim in this thread alone.
ach, why refer to that episode of all episodes? it was not nearly one of the better ones
What are you talking about?
Happy (belated) birthday Artemis, I have a friend with the same birthday as you do. I have a feeling there are people here making new accounts that have been here before. I just have to get suspicious whenever I see a junior member posting in the chit chat forum, not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just that most people don't come to CodeGuru to waste time in this forum, they come to code, then get sucked in later. At least that's how it happened to me.
Yes if a=b=c and they represent the whole population then if you say it doesn't get any better than a and then say it doesn't get any better than b and finally say it doesn't get better than c, well, all three statements are true.Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
According to this, there are a dozen instances of you making that same claim in this thread alone.
Going to go walk dogs at the shelter tonight. It doesn't get any better than this.
Well I guess I'll be the first one to mention what a great day today is...(well week when you factor in that the BBC and reporter pulled a New York Times and fabricated news, even though I kinda like the BBC)
1. Tweedle Dee and Twiddle Dum both get charred (or so CENTCOM is saying) (that would be Uday and Qusay)
2. Jessica Lynch returns home
3. The Eiffel tower catches fire (tee hee)
All I can hope is the DOW jumps 900 points and breaks 10,000 before friday ;)
It doesn't get any better than this...I need some good scotch to sip now.
They should have rope ladders extending from the first level down to the sandy area at ground level just for this type of occasion. They would evacuate twice as fast, plus it would be twice as fun.
Anyway, I was messing around with the colors on my desktop, and now I can't get just the right shade of gray I had before (to get back on topic).
Thanks solarflare. It happens to be a great birthday ;) , so i'm sure he/she's a cool person. I am a new member, and I registered cause I want to learn how to program, currently starting w/HTML actually. Ya might've noticed that there are other junior members posting in here as well. I'm just posting in the chit chat forum cause I was procrastinating, so I was reading posts and decided to respond. Hopefully as I learn a bit of programming language I'll come up with some questions to post though. And besides, when you have work to do, wasting time is always fun! :)
Well I'm convinced ;). Certainly though, you could find more exciting threads to waste time on than this one :D:rolleyes:.Quote:
Originally posted by Artemis
Thanks solarflare. It happens to be a great birthday ;) , so i'm sure he/she's a cool person. I am a new member, and I registered cause I want to learn how to program, currently starting w/HTML actually. Ya might've noticed that there are other junior members posting in here as well. I'm just posting in the chit chat forum cause I was procrastinating, so I was reading posts and decided to respond. Hopefully as I learn a bit of programming language I'll come up with some questions to post though. And besides, when you have work to do, wasting time is always fun! :)
:rolleyes: Interesting perhaps, but this one takes up time while still being pretty amusing. If I find a comment to respond to on another thread, than I'll respond to it, but the twilight zone was the only one that really merited any response. :p