Yeh, this is a dilemma...Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
I know, we'll bomb the bejesus out of you, then give you $81 billion in aid to help you rebuild your country, how does that sound :D ?
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Yeh, this is a dilemma...Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
I know, we'll bomb the bejesus out of you, then give you $81 billion in aid to help you rebuild your country, how does that sound :D ?
The infidels will be given a chocie... convert or be destroyed. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
/Long live the empire :D
ok you will have to bomb Burgenland (its in the east, with the great lake) and a part of LowerAustria (Weinviertel), then some parts of Steirmark ... And all those freaking wine drinkers are gone. With your money we will build more beer breweries ... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
:D
Getaway from Star Wars! The brain damage that can be caused by such filth is greater than alcohol! :talking nonsense:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
I will have a talk with the Bushies and the stealth planes should start taking off in 24 hours or less ;) .Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
While your at it, can you tell him to read the history of our tax code (umm which means to abolish it) and reduce that bloated thing we call our federal guberment...Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
@Andrew and Mick:
Its hard to live under the rule of a girlfriend who drinks wine, every lunchtime ... :( ... Do I get some compassion? ... But Eggenberger and Stiegl will keep me on the niveau of an drunken Bavarian :thumb:
Well after I duct-tape all of those "special-interest groups"... yes!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
excellent ... *taking-joke-on-Mr.Burns* excellent ...Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
Compassion? Huh! You just get a beer. :hands NoHero a Weißen:Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Under Empirical law (Title 18-Part I- Chapter 115 - Section 2381)Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
:D :D :D :pQuote:
Whoever, owing allegiance to the Empire, levies war
against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and
comfort within the Empire or elsewhere, is guilty of treason
and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five
years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and
shall be incapable of holding any office under the Empire.
Wow! Thank you for the beer! *drinking-and-belching-after-EX*Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
@mick: Sorry my english is so bad, I cant understand what you mean ... :blush:
Hehehe... he's just mocking ;) .Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
I thought that It would be something like that ... :rolleyes: ... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
Well, what else could it be, you'll never see Mick all formal and bureaucratic ;) .Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
It's from the US (The Empire) code (law) ;)
nothing more to add ... :P :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mick
[REMOVED]
Somehow, I think you mean Imperial law NOT empirical law. Empirical law would be based on sampling and experimentation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
:D
<---Is astonished that NoHero hasn't been burned at the stake for that posted picture.
I don't think that anyone has reported him yet. Yes, I was a little bit surprised as well. Plus I doubt that he did that to spite authority and create chaos in CG ;) . Most likely he just did that without thinking about it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
well I was sampling at the time...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
and it was...well it was
Early in the mornin’
Risin’ to the street
Light me up that cigarette
And I strap shoes on my feet......
http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives...raticDuo-X.gif
/Lights the fire....
I couldn't agree more :thumb: .Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
heh heh...heres another one fer ya...Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/DetourOfDuty.gif
I gotta say I love it when the right is in office, because the left has so much comedy gold material to work with. The tin foilers come outta the wood work. All I had to work with in the 90's was 'Bill lied' and newt gingrich...not very good material...
I love the 'I heart UN', that gag never gets old :D .Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
ahh but it was the dove with the big eyes that made me laugh ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
Well yes... I could have easily mentioned that one. But the more subtle things at times bring out a good chuckle ;) .Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
well the salute and 'reporting for duty' is the funniest bit (2 me)...if you watched the DNC convention....Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
/Know thy enemy...
Oh, I know them well, they're usually a bunch of <insert here word for donkey>es!! Spend most of the money that I'll make and give it to bureaucrats that will make oodles of little obnoxious laws that will do nothing more but to perpetuate the need for more nimrod bureaucrats!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
/ Where is TR when you need him?
// Some pictures that I've found amussing.
/// Yes, I do think that the world is crap...
Ok, I couldn't resist to put this one up :D .
well the 'publicans ain't doing so well in that arena either...Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
Vote for me....
Less federal guberment, reduced tax burden on the states...
/Mick in 2004...
and on this day...history repeats itself eh...
Quote:
Aug 1 1936
Adolf Hitler presides over the opening ceremony of the Olympics. The Chancellor of Germany announces: "I proclaim the games of Berlin, celebrating the eleventh Olympiad of the modern era, to be open." The whole thing makes for a great film by Leni Riefenstah (Michael Moore).
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
I can so see Moore having his ultra-liberal PETA and Greenpeace buddies controlling everything from how much we walk to how we sleep if he was in power :D .
/ If you think about it, Moore's initials are similar to that of the chocolate candy M&M, coincidence :ehh:, I think not...
Those fat, arrogant americans....I'm sure MM is laughing all the way to the bank...Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
here's something for you YSG...to quell those fears about mankind...don't mind the slant...linkage (on the right) is more important....and as I always say...take everything with a grain of salt...that way you don't dehydrate...
http://jarrarsupariver.blogspot.com/
Salt is bad for your health you know ;) (atleast that's what we've been programmed to think, I wonder what programming language they used, I'd love to alter some of that source code and open up peoples' eyes.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
As for those blogs, I'm not surprised. I was born in Ukraine. Every self-respecting Eastern-European non-Muscovite knows the evils of a central government that dictates the wills of people. But the odds of that information making onto cnn and msnbc is so small that it's not even a statistic.
/ Cnn, msnbc, nytimes "fair and balanced" my foot.
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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
You know..YSG...I'm liking you more and more ;) Heres a toast to you....you obviously think with your head and not your heart....and as I recall yer a young one...so that's hard to do...
Hehe... Just doing my best not to fall into the good old liberal/big government web/propaganda :D . Just as soon as I get back to the States, I'll down a couple of cold fer ya ;) (I miss the US soooooooo much :cry: .)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
but but bush is evil...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3525970.stm
yea..the 50% of the people that support you worm are evil...ohh it's ok, they are just animals...ohh but we have so much nuance...sniff snifff
OMG! This is precious. But again, no one will really know about it (I'm kind of surprised that bbc put it up since it's so pro-Europe and pro-Paris.) It will buried under all of the "Where are the WMDs?" and "Bush is Satan!" reports spewing out of cnn. That and most of the tree-huggers will point out to the fact that US soldiers have massacred 55,000,000 "innocent" Iraqis who just "happened" to have an RPG or an AK-47 at the time of the attack. I looked at cnn.com, found plenty of genocide in Rwanda stories, none of them contained anything about France.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
/ Brainwashing. Nothing new here...
By the way....
I won :D !
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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
hmm I wonder..who helped israel with their nukes....then turn around and condem them over and over....lets see how many sides we can play...
Hehehe... The funny part is that France is frothing at the mouth saying that the US is a war-monger, while it is the 3rd largest weapons exporter in the world :eek: !Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
/ Ahh... hypocrisy at its best!
Looks like I win again...
/good to be back
Silently entering with the words "NOT SO FAST"
if this forum allowed html, i'd have won until you deleted my post :)Quote:
Originally Posted by SolarFlare
Or until we banned you...Quote:
Originally Posted by cjard
/Queue the evil music...
Have no fear, Cilu is here...
I'm more scared than ever...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I think you meant to post in the poetry thread...
Any post would do... :D
Noone won yet. It will take a long time untill someone wins.