Oh, and BTW (this seems to be the most viewd thread):
My deepest feelings to all those who suffered one year ago. I hope such things never happen again.
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Oh, and BTW (this seems to be the most viewd thread):
My deepest feelings to all those who suffered one year ago. I hope such things never happen again.
Right Yves, Just 202 left to the first 500. ;)Quote:
And Sonu... Don't forget that we are approaching 300 votes
-Sonu
Guess who that is ??
http://www.codefinger.de/codeguru/womanizer.jpg
more infos about that nice guy, only in german !
-Sonu
Two words: lucky b*st*rd
Hey Sonu, does that mean you got to actually take this picture with you and half-dressed cheerleaders lying around you ? ;) Not bad :p
yup, thats me ! nice heh ?? Actually i got a chance to make an advertisement for the TV. This was 2-3 years ago !Quote:
Hey Sonu, does that mean you got to actually take this picture with you and half-dressed cheerleaders lying around you ? Not bad
BTW: This was Gabriels idea, to put an image.
-Sonu
I only had one hour of German in highschool in the last year, but I will try to translate (Dutch is very close to German):
Sonu Kapoor is a born optimist, who is convinced that the future is always getting better. As lucky b*st*rd (I appear to have been correct in my first post) he can inspire with his "Sun in heart". With his idea, he expresses that in order to accomplish something, one should be his own middle point/centre of attention. That is also the credo of the chearleaders of the socker team "Frankfurt United", who or not only stand model for this idea, but also invented it.
Or something like that.
Too bad it's too big for your avatar, hey ? :p
Sonu, now you've done it. How can we become as great as you? :D
Somebody has to ask as Xeon is not around. :D
Wow...Great translation. This is what actually it says....;)Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
I only had one hour of German in highschool in the last year, but I will try to translate (Dutch is very close to German):
Sonu Kapoor is a born optimist, who is convinced that the future is always getting better. As lucky b*st*rd (I appear to have been correct in my first post) he can inspire with his "Sun in heart". With his idea, he expresses that in order to accomplish something, one should be his own middle point/centre of attention. That is also the credo of the chearleaders of the socker team "Frankfurt United", who or not only stand model for this idea, but also invented it.
Or something like that.
Where is Gabriel ?? I wanted to show him that and maybe Xeon could use this in his new book :D
-Sonu
I'll try as well ;)
Sonu Kapoor is a born optimist, who is convinced that the future will always improve. As a lucky mushroom, he would like to inspire everyone with his sunny heart. Sonu's idea expresses the belief that everyone should be their own center, so that one can reach ones goals. This is also the maxime of the cheerleaders of the national league soccer club Eintracht Frankfurt, who not only posed as models but also paternized his ideas.
Ok, there are two obvious (and somewhat deliberate :p) mistakes in this translation ;)
Right. I already tried it, but only 50X50 images are allowed and if i resize it, it doesnt look good!Quote:
Originally posted by Yves M
Too bad it's too big for your avatar, hey ? :p
-Sonu
Hehe, but even though the picture is nice, he doesn't look scary enough on it :pQuote:
Originally posted by Simon666
Sonu, now you've done it. How can we become as great as you? :D
Somebody has to ask as Xeon is not around. :D
I knew it ! Hehe :pQuote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
Right. I already tried it, but only 50X50 images are allowed and if i resize it, it doesnt look good!
-Sonu
I remeber this time, it was a great experience for me. I had to start work at 6:00AM in the morning till 21:00PM in the evening. During the records, every fine minute a guy came to me and put some stuff on my face.....It was really hard, you can see it on the image :D :D :D
Sonu
Thanks. I did have to look up "Gluckspilz" and "Pate". I had a suspicion of "Gluckspilz" though since I knew that Gluck is Geluk in Dutch and since the guy in the picture also IS lucky to be there. :DQuote:
Wow...Great translation. This is what actually it says....
Well, why don't you call me next time and I'll be happy to "stunt-double" for you. I'll sacrifice myself for you, buddy. :DQuote:
It was really hard, you can see it on the image
Of course, you will be added to my double list :DQuote:
Originally posted by Simon666
Well, why don't you call me next time and I'll be happy to "stunt-double" for you. I'll sacrifice myself for you, buddy. :D
I will contact you, as soon as i have met Steven Spielberg
-Sonu
Korea. There is no choice :(
I like this photo... ;)Quote:
From Marina:
Is this a smashed washing machine, a trumpet on music score, a plam tree, or me???
(even more than Sonu's :D )
My my my, Sonu! :)
In your world, the sun shines like holy light, and the grasses are better than those in the Garden of Eden. My!
Regarding your advertisement......wow!!!!!! No no.......I said " WOW" not cos' of the gurls.......it's cos' of you!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! SONU KAPOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The thing is : u're the same kinda guy like Jase Jennings.(a great helper of the far past, and software author of SlideShow Desktop)
He's lean and mean and he's muscular too. ;)
U see, I really don't understand : with your stunning looks, u can paralyse Madonna and make Britney Spears go limp. With your cute and awesome face, you can easily make Brad Pitt feel jealous, and you can bring out the anxiety in both David Beckham and Tom Cruise. And with your overall handsomeness, it's so darn child's play to get Christina Aguilera and Gwyneth Paltrow o strip in front of you and more!!!!!!
And last but not least, when u smile, you can make Osama submit and surrender to George W. Bush and the World, and with your innocent grin, you can make the sun say "Hello" to you every time u wake up in the morning.
With the way you walk, you make the entire landscape shudder with sweetness and the entire heavens envious of your calmness!
The thing is that you carry with you an unriavlled sense of aura undefined in the entire realm, in the entire universe, across the multiple dimensions of space and time!!!!!!
The question is : why do u choose to be a programmer instead! My son, my son.......do u know u're wasting a great great talent unheard of in this world? Do u know that if you become a supermodel or an actor, u can make far more money than u're now?????!!!!!!! Yes! Tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands, to far beyond a million and more!!!!!!!!
GOD!!!!!!!!! :D
Isn't this kinda question harder to answer than the toughest Vsiaul C++ programming questions?
*PS* : Those who want me to say good things about him or her like what I did above, please pay me.
Sonu is an exception, cos' it's a sample. Besides, VIPs don't need to pay. If Brad Jones want one written for him too, I would gladly oblige.
Rates are as follows :
1) Standard US$50
2) First 10 words or less : US$5
3) Above 50 words : US$60
4) Above 100 words : US$130
5) Above 200 words : US$240 * number of words
Or maybe, if you wish, you can sign up for the Platinum Plan :
Platinum Plan : the plan that offers you the most savings!
US$0.50 for every 1 alphabet
Or if you want a more professional image with extras and goodies and the best of the best words, sign up for the GoldMaster Plan.
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US$50 per week for unlimited characters and words.
Pictures and photos of gurls, men and cartoons to illustrate your greatness is also included.
Try it Now! With the GoldMaster Plan, u also get 10 cartons of ego-boosting bills! Now, you never have to worry about being inferior whatsoever!!!!!!!
Anyway, guys.......I think I can become a marketer or something. :D
How cant you like my photo ?? I mean look at this nice guy in the middle with two hot girls.....ts.......:DQuote:
Originally posted by Ungi
(even more than Sonu's :D )
-Sonu
@Xeon:I did it, cause it makes fun to write and develope applications. You money is not so imported like many thinks !Quote:
why do u choose to be a programmer instead!
BTW: Thanks for your nice words, maybe you can mention me in your next book about gurls :D
-Sonu
Oh yes. The grils are nice, but I dont really like men how look bether than me... (I think it is a bit of jealousy)Quote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
How cant you like my photo ?? I mean look at this nice guy in the middle with two hot girls.....ts.......:D
-Sonu
And Marinas photo doesnt look good!!
Sonu: nice photo. You're a lucky err...mushroom, man!:D
I don't have a better image to post right now, so I'll post this one:
http://homepage.swissonline.ch/flese...ges/shadow.JPG
LOL.....yours too ! Is that you ?? LOL.......Quote:
Sonu: nice photo. You're a lucky err...mushroom, man!
-Sonu
Errr...yes, I forgot to mention: at full moon I change slightly my look.:DQuote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
LOL.....yours too ! Is that you ?? LOL.......
-Sonu
No, actually it's my dog, Shadow.
So in the night you are working as a watchdog ??? :D
-Sonu
:D :D :D Nice!! :D :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
So in the night you are working as a watchdog ??? :D
-Sonu
No, I have a night-job as a Warewolf in Disnayland:DQuote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
So in the night you are working as a watchdog ??? :D
-Sonu
You've asked for this: here is your new avatar: :D
Thx, Simon. I'll keep it a while:)
just missing one for sonu!! :D
You're not serious about this one I hope? You'll scare people to death.
Is that because a picture without a girl is not so nice :pQuote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
Right. I already tried it, but only 50X50 images are allowed and if i resize it, it doesnt look good!
-Sonu
Wait 'till I use my own picture. THAT will scare people to death!:DQuote:
Originally posted by Simon666
You're not serious about this one I hope? You'll scare people to death.
is there no paragraph in the declaration of human rigths that avatars just should be abstract pictures, or something simmilar???
Hey! Realise that programming is not reserved for greasy-haired, glassed-eyed, spotted face guys!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
The question is : why do u choose to be a programmer instead! My son, my son.......do u know u're wasting a great great talent unheard of in this world? Do u know that if you become a supermodel or an actor, u can make far more money than u're now?????!!!!!!! Yes! Tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands, to far beyond a million and more!!!!!!!!
Some people actually like it!! :)))
Marina
I'm greasy-haired, glassed-eyed and spotted faced. :( Luckily, when downsizing to an avatar it is not that bad any more. :)
Do you have one or are you afraid its look will petrify us, like Medusa? :DQuote:
Wait 'till I use my own picture. THAT will scare people to death!
Well, Simon666, you did a great job transforming my picture! :)
Thanks!
Give back to Caesar what belongs to Caesar!
Marina
Hum, greasy-hair... Sure doesn't apply to me :pQuote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
Hey! Realise that programming is not reserved for greasy-haired, glassed-eyed, spotted face guys!!!
Some people actually like it!! :)))
Marina
glassed-eyed... Without contacts I do have to resort to glasses, so yes ;)
spotted-face... hehe, I'm way too old for that :p
And amazingly enough I get paid for doing what I like ;)
Does that mean that your picture also loses in faithfulness when downsizing ? ;)Quote:
Well, Simon666, you did a great job transforming my picture!
You're only one yearn older than me but I still have spots on my face and it has not decreased the last 6 years. I wish I'll get rid of them next year. :mad:Quote:
spotted-face... hehe, I'm way too old for that
Ha ok... Well I had my last spots when I was 17 so... I guess you're just unlucky :/
Drink lots of water, quit coke and pizzas, work out... that did it for me ;)
I think it is genetically determined so your tips will have no effect. I do still have all my hair (for the moment), unlike my brother who is two years younger.
Well, yes, maybe :/ But you can do things to make them rarer at least. Hum, do you have much beard ?
I normally shave every day. My avatar says I ain't exactly a Bin Laden look-a-like.
Well, and if you let your beard grow a few days and then shave ? Do the spots get worse or better ?
HEY come on, what are you discussing about.... PICKEL???
Gernal Discussion nice and good, but PICKEL??
ever heard from Alkohol? For use external and internal, and soon you wont have any Pickel!!
(pickel are spots in german)
Alcohol is too precious to waste externally. :D
No seriously, I do find it a bit off topic, but then again, so are most posts in this thread. And nobody seems to be able to come up with a better subject.
Anyway, I'll grow a beard once for a week and then I'll see what happens when I shave.
Alcohol is nasty on your skin, it dries it out completely.
Anyways, Ungi, you're right, since we're guys we shouldn't really be swapping beauty tips, now should we :p
*topic change*
I read yesterday in Time magazine that Austria had a banking secret similar to the one in Luxembourg. Is that true ?? By the way, they had a nice bar graph showing that 17% of foreign capital was going to Luxembourg (21% to Switzerland I believe), not bad huh ?
From what I've heard the banking secret in Austria & Luxembourg will only be taken away if all countries near the EU (including Switzerland, Channel islands, Liechtenstein etc...) do the same thing...