The Boring Thread

From Dennis:

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We need laws Xena. Without laws we have anarchy. Law, by definition, is order in liberty & without law liberty would be social chaos.

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Social chaos is another word for XF. Haven't you read our latest newsletter? Shame on you! No, we're not gonna accept you even if you give us all your girls whatsoever. Bah. Off with you and don't waste my time! Even babies love MiCk. Shame on you, Dennis Rodman!

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Someone point me in the direction on where this voting is taking place so I can vote for Brad.

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Ask your dad. He should know. :cool: Please don't fight with him, because chances are that....you guess it. He's for MiCk. :thumb:

From Tom:

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Hmmm. Remember, all the squirrels in the world work for ME. They would be a formidable force if messed with.

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Hey MiCk! U wanna taste Squirrel Chops? I heard the meat is pretty tender. I'll provide the Mexican Chilli Sauce. Very yummy. Succulent meat as well.
Xeon's Squirrel Chops. :thumb:

Don't mess with me, Squirrelman! Who am I? Xeon!
Xeon. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Don't mess with me, Squirrelman! Who am I? Xeon!
Xeon. :cool:

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Time for the admins to ban Xeon permanently.

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

Time for the admins to ban Xeon permanently.

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Heh heh heh heh :D :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:


:p

From Squirrelman:

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Time for the admins to ban Xeon permanently.

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Are you kidding, Tom? U and I were the best of coders during the MSDN Convention last year. U released Squirrel 2.2a(that backend universal database plug-in) and I unleashed my Intel(r) Xeon(tm) processor, the one running at 41.8 Phz(Petahertz).

Think about it. U and I could have become Bill Gates and Andy Moore soon....only if you know your temper and keep yourself in check.

And what you laughing at, Dennis? U know how Hurrican Dennis is whipping the coast of Florida left and right, up and down, k? Jeb Bush has already declared a state of extreme emergency, Code Black.
I sincerely beg you, on behalf on the noble people of the United States of America, to stop your senseless carnage. This kinda diasaster is totally unacceptable and unpardonable. It is a war crime and is condemned by all.
I repeat : your winds are far too strong and is causing extensive damages amounting to billions already. You are the man, you are the wind. U are strong. Please, tone down now, or else I'll use my Nordic charms and put both you and the oceans to sleep. My name is Xeon; I am serious.

:thumbd: STOP ALL THESE MURDEROUS CARNAGE NOW. :thumbd:
Xeon.

Today, i feel really bored, just post i teh thread teh same name to tell you to reduce my speed of boredom down a bit. But if my boreom have enough power to win me over, i feel free to be bored too !

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Originally Posted by Xeon

And what you laughing at, Dennis? U know how Hurrican Dennis is whipping the coast of Florida left and right, up and down, k? Jeb Bush has already declared a state of extreme emergency, Code Black.
I sincerely beg you, on behalf on the noble people of the United States of America, to stop your senseless carnage. This kinda diasaster is totally unacceptable and unpardonable. It is a war crime and is condemned by all.
I repeat : your winds are far too strong and is causing extensive damages amounting to billions already. You are the man, you are the wind. U are strong. Please, tone down now, or else I'll use my Nordic charms and put both you and the oceans to sleep. My name is Xeon; I am serious.

:thumbd: STOP ALL THESE MURDEROUS CARNAGE NOW. :thumbd:
Xeon.

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**deep breath**

Dear Xeon,

My name is Deniz, I am a human being. I live in Sydney Australia which is tens of thousands of kilometers away from Florida.

Hurricane Dennis is a hurricane named by the national bureau of meteorology. The standard practise for naming them is in alphabetical order and D for Dennis would mean it is the 4th hurricane this year.

A hurricane is a system of pressure & winds forming complex relationships & creating a destructive force of gail force winds & rain. A human being is a
carbon based life form which there are an estimated 6 billion of in this world. I would presume a few million of these creatures would be named Dennis.

To accuse me of the effects of a hurricane would mean that either
a: you think I'm a hurricane in which case how did I type this? (hurricanes don't have computers or fingers, neither do they speak English)
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b: you are accusing me of causing the damage in Florida which would make me something supernatural evil superman type creature.

Which one of these are you accusing me of? Please think carefully, as you can see these are serious allegations & if found guilty & convicted I could very easily go to prison for the damage in Florida.

From H. Dennis:

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To accuse me of the effects of a hurricane would mean that either
a: you think I'm a hurricane in which case how did I type this? (hurricanes don't have computers or fingers, neither do they speak English)
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b: you are accusing me of causing the damage in Florida which would make me something supernatural evil superman type creature.

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The answer is a), of course.
U are from Sydney, Australia, right? Australia has a city/state/town/place called Tasmania.
I remember Disney had some character called the Tasmania Devil. This really cute creature could turn himself into a hurriance and sweep up all things in his way.

When this Tasmania Devil cartoon creature reaches the US, the US meteorologists, who haven't heard it before cos' they're looking at weather charts all their lives, term it as "Hurricane Dennis".

Oh yes, it seems that u've listened to my advice and started to leave the people of the United States of America alone. Let's make a deal. U come to SingapOrn and try to sweep me off my feet. If you succeed, I will make a public naked parade. If you lose, you must never been seen again and no more nonsense from you and your hurricane siblings.
if you're that powerful, please hit the Middle Eastern desert and suck out Osama. Who says that hurricanes can't be friends of the US President too?
he would be more than happy to invite you and me(I'm your agent) to a chicken chop meal.

See you,
Xeon.

Xeon, are you on any medication? Well you should be.

Cartoons are not real. They are drawn by artists & are a series of images shown in quick succession, often at a rate of 25 images per second. The way the human eye works these images appear like they are moving. And it is very entertaining to watch because it is easy to create fantasy stories or funny stories with funny and creative characters.

The tasmanian devil, is a marsupial often found in the forests of Tasmania. They are the worlds only carnivorous marsupial & are able to run at speeds similar to that of a German Shephard dog. They are nocturnal & fiercly territorial. They are, of course, carbon based life forms & made of flesh & blood like all other animals in the world.

To suggest that a marsupial the size of a wombat to morph into a system of high & low pressure air forming a cyclic formation at great speed & turning into a hurricane is ludricous. Are you telling me a small animal made of flesh & blood, is turning into clouds & gale force winds & rain, and causing havoc in Florida?

And even if that were possible a Tasmanian devil does not posess the brain capacity & IQ to make political deals. They can't even speak let alone make deals with the US president. They have brains the size of a wallnut. They are only good at running around, going to the toilet, hunting, eating and mating. They can't even speak.

Xeon I am worried for you, I think you watch too much television.

Stop this madnessss...once and for all

**tuning in to Xeon's frequency**
what this is all about..you wanna get kicked in your...or stomach.?..stop or be spammed...

//warggghhaahaha...i feel ok noww..my mind can start thinking noww...errr..what did I just do?..ahh..nevermind :rolleyes:

I reckon Jackie Chan could kick Xeon's butt. :thumb: :D :D

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Originally Posted by Deniz

I reckon Jackie Chan could kick Xeon's butt. :thumb: :D :D

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:D ..he can't take it...he'll pee in his pant before his butt is touched.. :D ..let the Charlie's Angles do that..at least he can feel their soft brea..err..feet :D

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Originally Posted by Deniz

I reckon Jackie Chan could kick Xeon's butt. :thumb: :D :D

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Sorry... If neither Charlies Angel nor Jackie Chan can handle that, we will go for the A Team or for even MacGyver to handle that.

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Originally Posted by Deniz

I reckon Jackie Chan could kick Xeon's butt. :thumb: :D :D

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I reckon Charlie Chan could too.
Chances are so could Carol Channing.

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

Chances are so could Carol Channing.

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"She went bunjee jumping... one fine day. And it was mother earth she met with rapid speed." - Anonymous

From H. Dennis:

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Xeon, are you on any medication? Well you should be.

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I've just eaten my chicken chop, thank you. :thumb:

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Xeon I am worried for you, I think you watch too much television.

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Rubbish, H. Dennis! Here it is : http://uncletaz.com/Tazdevil.GIF

From Ree:

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//warggghhaahaha...i feel ok noww..my mind can start thinking noww...errr..what did I just do?..ahh..nevermind

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It's ok. Xeon forgives you, and Xeon still loves you, Ree! In fact, Xeon loves everyone, even those who abuses and terrorises him every minute. ;)

From H. Dennis:

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I reckon Jackie Chan could kick Xeon's butt.

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Watched too much movies, H. Dennis? He's getting old, that actor. I've seen all his shows since he was a nobody in Hong Kong....who would he side? :rolleyes:

From Ree:

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he can't take it...he'll pee in his pant before his butt is touched.. ..let the Charlie's Angles do that..at least he can feel their soft brea..err..feet

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Please no, I don't wanna get kicked by these "angels"....they're too ugly.
Can someone please replace them with Nicole Kidman, Roselyn Sanchez( http://www.beachviewapartments.com/images/rs8.jpg ) and Lara Flynn Boyle( http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo...ynn_boyle4.jpg )?

Thanks a lot.

Nice day, all. :)
Xeon.