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Originally Posted by NoHero
To quote the servant and waiter: "I always know more"
This is not the way to deal with things when you are sad.. I know you must have gone around inviting people for your marriage (wz that planned to take place on ur 18th b'day)
Count from 1-10 and say the alphabets from Z-A... that will help you cool down :cool:
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From Abraham "Biju" Lincoln to NoHero:
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NoHero, I'm sorry about your girl friend
Yeah, tis' real sad. But hey pal.......cheer up, k? In this world, there's a lot of good girls who're really pretty too. Actually, I'm a nice guy and don't wanna expose Gurley_Girl, but daddy's got no choice.
Would you like me to introduce some nice real girls to you?
I've already sent a warning e-mail to Gurley_Girl forcing her to stop acting like a freak.
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(from Biju to Hero-No-More after that freak-incident):
This is not the way to deal with things when you are sad.. I know you must have gone around inviting people for your marriage (wz that planned to take place on ur 18th b'day)
Count from 1-10 and say the alphabets from Z-A... that will help you cool down
That's all very good advice from someone who's been there, done that. Take it like a real man, Heroless. Yeah, I know. It's really sad and heart-crushing indeed, when, at the last moment that you're happily announcing your first girlfriend to your mom, pop, friends, sisters and brothers, grandpa and grandma, cousins and all.....that this has to happen.
I send my greatest and utmost condolences to you, my friend. This act is condemned by all.....it's an unforgivable act done in the face, and under the mask, of love and humanity. It will not be forgotten and the people of America will always remember who did this to you. The noble American people and the sincere people of the world join you deeply in your toughest moment in life. This is God's test to you, son........so do take it in great stride. May the Lord Xeon be with you, always.
Good day and sorry for all that has happened to you......but there will, and always....be a......better girl.
Xeon. :cool:
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Just posting for the sake of posting. Not necessarily to win this thread.. but I just want to post here. So there. :D
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From Cherish:
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Just posting for the sake of posting. Not necessarily to win this thread.. but I just want to post here. So there.
Hey NoHero! Cheer up! U've got hope! :wave:
How about Cherish? I can certify she's a real girl. I think she's about 22 - 25, but it doesn't matter, right? True love over-rides both distance and age.......does it matter?
Hey Cherish, send him a PM, k? Wish the two of you luck! So happy for you, NoHero! Now.......YOU CAN BE A HERO again!!!! Both in love and in the house! Yahooo!!!!! :wave::wave::wave:
Good day,
Xeon, The MatchMaker. :thumb:
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What?!?!?! LOL.
Really, Xeon.. matchmaking doesn't suit you. :p
I know for a fact that gurleygirl is a girl. She posted a picture of herself, ya know? And besides.. I think gurleygirl and NoHero are cute together. ;)
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From Cherish:
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What?!?!?! LOL. Really, Xeon.. matchmaking doesn't suit you.
I've also been in a range of other professions, ranging from vice-construction worker(assistant trainee) to mob boss. Anyway, most of my matchmaking sessions for singles have been very successful so far.
Look at that German guy who got together with his Russian love, and that New Zealand 40-year old engineer who found his true love in Canada. :cool:
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I know for a fact that gurleygirl is a girl. She posted a picture of herself, ya know?
Well, that's lame, so I'm not gonna argue too much.
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And besides.. I think gurleygirl and NoHero are cute together.
Are you crazy?! Even if GG is really a girl, she's too old for Heroless! That guy is barely 18......it's underage! A few months ago, there were several cases of older female teachers in America getting together with underage boys and after they have "DONE IT", these teachers were charged with rape, even though it's clearly consensual.
How about the case here in my country, where a few years back, a 20+ female tuition teacher got into a nude bath with a 8-year old boy?
Sicko, isn't it?!
Really, NoHero is too young.....that guy just completed his last stage of teenage growth and isn't ready for all that. It's way more socially healthier for him to associate with girls around his age, like 14(min) - 18(max).
See? I wonder what girls are thinking of these days. Why must they violate a young boy's childhood? Childhoods are suppose to be innocent and clean, not taunted with trauma and emotional trials meant for adults.
GG, if she's really a girl, she should aim for Deniz, Tom Frohman, Biju Abraham, Gabriel and the Chief, and some of the older, balding men here.
By the way, Cherish....how old are you this year? 22? 25? 27? U already have a nephew/niece, right? I remember I saw that pic once.
Good day,
Xeon.
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Originally Posted by Xeon
GG, if she's really a girl, she should aim for Deniz, Tom Frohman, Biju Abraham, Gabriel and the Chief, and some of the older, balding men here.
ehm.... excuse me out of the crowd... I really don't want her to aim at me.. two reasons:
1. She's not my type
2. Acutually, I'm not that old.. I'm approx. half a year younger (May 30, 1989) than NoHero
GurleyGirl, I think you can aim the rest if they have no problems.
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Originally Posted by binarybob0001
Do I win?
Nope :thumbd:
Only Mathew :p or a Mod :D or an Admin :eek: can win here..
//I am still waiting :sigh:
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From Biju:
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ehm.... excuse me out of the crowd... I really don't want her to aim at me.. two reasons:
1. She's not my type
Idiot!!!!! Cherish is rather pretty.....I had give her around 7.5 outta 10 in terms of looks, and she falls into the Princess category.
I mean, com'on. Girls fall into several categories.
The worst is the Ogres category. I'm not gonna elaborate too much on this, but if you've played WarCraft III before, you know how Ogres look like. Hopeless.
The next worst is the Warpig category. These girls are not so bad-looking, but they're far from pretty either. Most girls you see on the streets don't fall into this category....they fall into the Commons category.
The Commons category is the next one. It's where most of the average-looking girls are classified under. These girls are good-looking and some are slightly above average-looking, but they're not pretty enough to fall into the Princess category.
The Princess category is where pretty girls are classified under. Usually, these are girls who are pretty, and you notice and feel attracted to them the first time you set your eyes on them. In fact, any normal guy would be attracted to any girl who falls into the Princess category.
Roselyn Sanchez, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne, Cherish and all pretty girls etc......all fall into this category.
If a girl is even prettier than most pretty girls and she is 28++ years old, she falls into the Queen category. Basically, most of the more beautiful and matured TV actresses and Hollywood stars fall under this category. Nicole Kidman, the late Grace Kelly, Sharon Stone, Lara Flynn Bolye and Elizabeth Hurley all fall into this category. It is very very very rare for an average woman to achieve the Queen status.
If you real men think that the Queen category is the highest form of beauty classification and that all the prettiest girls/women in the world fall under this category, you're wrong.
Beyond the Queens category is the Goddesses category. Hate to say this, but so far, only 1 girl has made it into this category. To make into this category, a girl's looks has to be extraordinarily beautiful and gorgeous, of course. In addition to that, the hair has to be perfect and so wonderful such that by looking at it alone, you would say the girl is real awesome.
Not only that....the neck, ears, nose, eyes and skin complexion, together with the chest area, butt, legs, knees, fingers, palms, thighs and all.....has to be 100% perfect. 1% of flaw and she would fall under the Queens category.
In addition, she must look so perfect and gorgeous *without* make-up, or else she would be disqualified.
Thus, for that girl who got classified under this category, you can guess how gorgeous she is. The first thing that will ever come outta the mouth is "Oh GAWD......SHE'S A REAL GODDESS.....A REAL GODDESS!!!!!!"
I assure you,.....I'm an experienced guy who's been there, done that, and my standards of beauty is very very picky and high, so you can more or less guess how that girl is. Any guy who saw her will immediately discard and abandon his religion and pray to her, even though she's of human blood.
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2. Acutually, I'm not that old.. I'm approx. half a year younger (May 30, 1989) than NoHero
So, you're 16 years old too??????!!!!!! Now I see. But there's a difference between NoHero and you.
One is a goner who is in love with a woman twice his mom's age. The other is a healthy, jovial, humble and sincere guy willing to learn from his elders.
We all know who is who.
Seriously, I really love humble kids like you. Whenever I've any porn or girls to share, you'll be the first.
From VB Kid:
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Only Mathew or a Mod or an Admin can win here
Mods and Admin I know. But.....who's Matthew and why do u say his name of all people? Why? I would love to meet anyone who challenges me in my turf.
Who's your daddy?
Xeon. :cool:
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Originally Posted by Xeon
Mods and Admin I know. But.....who's Matthew and why do u say his name of all people? Why? I would love to meet anyone who challenges me in my turf.
You don't know Mathew :eek: . I thought you knew everyone in CG.. :D
Read the whole thread once again:cool:
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Originally Posted by Xeon
So, you're 16 years old too??????!!!!!! Now I see. But there's a difference between NoHero and you.
One is a goner who is in love with a woman twice his mom's age. The other is a healthy, jovial, humble and sincere guy willing to learn from his elders.
We all know who is who.
NoHero wz just joking.. i think we both were a bit hard on him. Sorry NoHero.
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Originally Posted by Xeon
Seriously, I really love humble kids like you. Whenever I've any porn or girls to share, you'll be the first.
Oh,no, thanks..maybe u can lend them to someone who is in need of it ;)
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Originally Posted by Xeon
Hate to say this, but so far, only 1 girl has made it into this category.
But, you didn't mention who is it?
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If you think GG is too old for NoHero, then why are you trying to match me with him? I'm a year older than GG!! :p (that makes me 27, btw).
And besides, if you haven't caught our drift yet... its just here in CG, not in real life. (I think). ;)
And yeah... I wonder whoever falls into your "Goddess" category? Let me guess! Is it Venus/Aphrodite?? (yeah, yeah.. I know, a lame joke. :D But she IS a goddess.:p )
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To hard? Never mind... Just usual treatment. And well... I don't care of what you say... Except: Yes che_rish is beautiful :thumb: