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Originally posted by Xeon
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Now, now, now. U know you wanna relax. Ohhh.....oo.....now, now.....gimme...slowly...ooo.......your account number and all your secrets, nice li'l tart. Awww.......
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You still don't understand, do you? :confused:

If you really want to seduce someone from Western Europe and probably from North America, avoid the "nice little tart". It'll break the charm, as it is more an insult than a compliment here!

Too bad, you were so close to getting her account number :p

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What's the meaning of tart? :confused:

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Originally posted by saturno7
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What's the meaning of tart? :confused:

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De forma fina fulana, en forma coloquial puta :)

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Originally posted by Xeon
Irona baby.....look at the skies. Nice blue skies. Think of your boyfriend, smiling at you. Nice nice boi.
Ohhh......so sweet. The cutest boi in the world. Awwww.....nice grassland. Nice fields. Nice bed. Nice.....everything is soooOOOOO nice. Oh! Bliss! How sweet and romantic!

Irona.....you're sleepy. Now, now, now. Close.....your.....eyes, and.....relax. U're in dreamland. Floating towards the Heaven.....u smell the scent of your boyfriend and angels......ohhhh.....

Now, now, now. Slowly, baby. Now.....ohhh......oooo......ooo.....oo.....close your eyes and sleep.

Now, now, now. U know you wanna relax. Ohhh.....oo.....now, now.....gimme...slowly...ooo.......your account number and all your secrets, nice li'l tart. Awww.......

>:->

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Yes, yes.. you're right (i will ignore that word... tart :) )... I will tell you all my secrets.... My deepest secret is that really I hate Xeon... :D :D >:->

From solarflare:

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I am tired... I can't think straight... Xeon? is that you? my bank account number is... i can't remember I'm too tired... sleepy... all my base are belong to you.................................

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Now now solar pal... You don't have any money at the bank, 'kay? As master of the Omnibetaverse I command you to send me 666 ****s from all countries. :p :D Before you forward those innocent teens to me, be sure to study the Singaporean customs checkpoint properly. They may charge you fees etc.

From Irona:

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I'm sleepy too, but I don't know my account number

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Drats! Nobody has money... and if they do they don't remember their number. Boo! :p :p :p Now Irona baby, you can also send me a check 'kay, you cute 'lil ****. Just take a check... slooOOOwly....Fill in a 1 and five 0s... Close.....your.....eyes, and.....relax. Now sign the check and unconsciously you'll remember to go post it... Now, you're awake. No no, nothing much has happened.......
......but you're only 100.000 $ poorer! Boo! :p:D

From Simon(111*6):

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Again a mistake, by both Xeon and Ana. Xeon meant bool, while Ana forgot to initialize it:

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bool XeonYouAreTrulyLovely = false;

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Drats! I'm da' man, Simon! You *%$%#)_)|+!!!!!!!! Don't gimme crap, sonny. You know I'm a cute 'lil boi, all sweet and stuff... kay? :p :D You just can't have it 'coz you're unsweet and mean and atrocious. Now Ana, don't listen to that crap, you hear me? I may puke in your face when I try to be cute but I'm still a nice boy and stuff... Unlike that evil Sim...

Wait a minute...

I am Simon. What the hell have I been rambling about? Aaarrrggghhh... I'm getting schizofrenic. Maybe all that hypnosis stuff has screwed up my brain. Now Xeon, you ain't cute 'kay? Aaarrgghhh, "cute" and "'kay". Xeon stop that hypnosis stuff at once. :mad:

From Elrond:

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You still don't understand, do you?
If you really want to seduce someone from Western Europe and probably from North America, avoid the "nice little tart". It'll break the charm, as it is more an insult than a compliment here!

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But.....Elrond! A tart is a sweet li'l pie that usually has a sweet filling in it.
Some examples include chocolate tarts, cocktail tarts, cream tarts, egg tarts, and fruit tarts etc.
Tarts are always sweet and nice to eat, that's why.
So, it's really an analogy, Elrond! :):)

It's only when I say 'hag' that it means something bad. :)

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Too bad, you were so close to getting her account number

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Drats then! Ok, Irona! Never mind. I can always try again the next time. I heard there's this Hypnotism book that is garunteed to get anyone to give you their bank account number. :D

From Ana:

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What's the meaning of tart?

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See above, Ana! Haven't you eaten a tart before? :):)

From Irona:

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De forma fina fulana, en forma coloquial puta

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Translation : Xeon is so cute that I wanna puke. How cool! :)
No no....actual translation :
Xeon is really soft and nice like a tart! :D

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Yes, yes.. you're right (i will ignore that word... tart )... I will tell you all my secrets.... My deepest secret is that really I hate Xeon...

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Argh! U really make my blood boil with the anger of the wild beasts!
Up the Irons(tm)! Guys, trash her up!!!!!(Simon and you, Solar!)

Irona! Be careful! My men are coming!
>:->

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Originally posted by Xeon
Up the Irons(tm)! Guys, trash her up!!!!!(Simon and you, Solar!)

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Who said I'm with you instead of against you? :p

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Originally posted by Xeon
Irona! Be careful! My men are coming!

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So you are gay after all. :D :D :D :p :p :p

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Originally posted by Xeon
From Elrond:
But.....Elrond! A tart is a sweet li'l pie that usually has a sweet filling in it.
Some examples include chocolate tarts, cocktail tarts, cream tarts, egg tarts, and fruit tarts etc.
Tarts are always sweet and nice to eat, that's why.
So, it's really an analogy, Elrond! :):)

It's only when I say 'hag' that it means something bad. :)

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Whatever sweet and nice and good a tart can be, using that to qualify a person is considered as bad here. You should be aware of that cultural difference. And you can add many nice words to it, calling someone a tart still won't help you getting anything from this person.

But may be with enough hypnotism work you turn us all in Singaporian people! ;)

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Originally posted by Simon666
Drats! Nobody has money... and if they do they don't remember their number. Boo! :p :p :p Now Irona baby, you can also send me a check 'kay, you cute 'lil ****. Just take a check... slooOOOwly....Fill in a 1 and five 0s... Close.....your.....eyes, and.....relax. Now sign the check and unconsciously you'll remember to go post it... Now, you're awake. No no, nothing much has happened.......
......but you're only 100.000 $ poorer! Boo! :p:D

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I don't know what is a check, :) :D Sorry, if you want I can send you an autograph, it is more expensive :) :D

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Originally posted by Xeon
Irona! Be careful! My men are coming!

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Well, it doesn't matter... i don't need anybody in this fight :D :) :D :cool:

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Originally posted by irona20


De forma fina fulana, en forma coloquial puta :)

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No it's more like stupid, too. Well in France it is. It's like you look stupid, or you are stupid.
Someone that never says anything interesting to the others, who never was interesting... Someone "tarte" or "tartouille" is of no interest.

Marina

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Originally posted by Simon666
I am Simon. What the hell have I been rambling about? Aaarrrggghhh... I'm getting schizofrenic. Maybe all that hypnosis stuff has screwed up my brain. Now Xeon, you ain't cute 'kay? Aaarrgghhh, "cute" and "'kay". Xeon stop that hypnosis stuff at once. :mad:

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I had to check from the beginning of your post, 'cause it all sounded so much like Xeon!

Marina

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I had to check from the beginning of your post, 'cause it all sounded so much like Xeon!

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Just a demonstration of how easy it is to sound like Xeon.
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Well, I've said it before but "tart" for woman in Dutch is more like an older, nagging woman.[/QUOTE]

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Originally posted by Xeon
Good. Thank you.
(clap-clap)
Now, you're awake. No no, nothing much has happened.......
......but the Omnibetaverse is all mine now! Boo! :p:p:p

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My loyal servant betrayed me! And worst of all, he booed me! What has this come to??? Xeon, isn't Western Europe enough for you, like we arranged before?

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Originally posted by Xeon, to Irona:
Argh! U really make my blood boil with the anger of the wild beasts!
Up the Irons(tm)! Guys, trash her up!!!!!(Simon and you, Solar!)

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What, a sweet, charming **** like Irona, that cute l'il tart? Boo!!! Aw crap, Simon was right. And hey, is >:-> your signature smiley now? Didn't it used to be ":D:D:D"?

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Originally posted by solarflare
My loyal servant betrayed me! And worst of all, he booed me! What has this come to??? Xeon, isn't Western Europe enough for you, like we arranged before?

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That's why I never wanted an alliance or anything else to do with Xeon. :D[/QUOTE]

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Originally posted by solarflare
What, a sweet, charming **** like Irona, that cute l'il tart? Boo!!! Aw crap, Simon was right. And hey, is >:-> your signature smiley now? Didn't it used to be ":D:D:D"?

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Nope, it used to be :p:p:p[/QUOTE]
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By the way, you're early today. You're not going here during lunch but during work. Is that new?[/QUOTE]