Youngest Code Guru

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Originally posted by Xeon
Anyway, regarding this site, I really wanna take a SledgeHammer and smash Simon flat. How dare he! And who's that guy who voted for Option No. 1 and Option No. 2 in that thread??!!

I strongly insist it is Simon, under 2 different user names. Grrrr! :)

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I voted Option no. 1. Two people said they were missing you, one of them fellow Singaporean CBasicNet. And one person said he couldn't remember you, of which I originally suspected solar. By the way, what do you think of my avatar? :cool:

By the way, a sledgehammer is nothing compared to my chainsaw, remember that avatar thingy. :eek: :eek: :p

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Hello Xeon, back from the dead and about to post a reply? You should know : I am watching you.

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Yeah, sure sonny! Anytime, anywhere! :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

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Originally posted by Xeon
Yeah, sure sonny! Anytime, anywhere! :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

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I know every mouse click you make. I have written a small script that is installed when you download my code coloring program. It attaches a keyboard and mouse hook to your computer and transmits all data to mine. I know everything you do. :cool:







Nah, just kidding and trying to give you a heart attack. Was it working? ;) :p

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Originally posted by Xeon
Anyway, regarding this site, I really wanna take a SledgeHammer and smash Simon flat. (1) How dare he! And who's that guy who voted for Option No. 1 and Option No. 2 in that thread??!!(2)

I strongly insist it is Simon, under 2 different user names. Grrrr! :)

And no......Platinum.....I dunno where he is. In fact, even before my computer broke down, this guy wasn't around as frequent anymore. Got sick of the forums or probably busy, I say.(3)

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(1) No objections at this time, your honor.
(2) Our team of crack scientists (no they're not on crack) are working on that at this very moment, I think we're about to reach a breakthrough
(3) No, right up to the end he had a lot of posts per day... he didn't say anything about where he's going... it must have been sudden, whatever happened.

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Only one man, and one boy, will stand the tests of time. Brad Jones can leave Codeguru, and the universe can end, but Xeon is still there.

ASSERT(Codeguru == Xeon) :D:D:D:D

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Hmmm... the post ended,,, is that because the assert failed???

From Simon:

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I know every mouse click you make. I have written a small script that is installed when you download my code coloring program. It attaches a keyboard and mouse hook to your computer and transmits all data to mine. I know everything you do.

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He|| arggghhh! No no~! Please don't, Simon! What harm have I ever done you? Please don't make my life miserable anymore, Simon O' Satan! U're marvellous and you transcend all things! Please spare my life, Simon! :( :( :(

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Nah, just kidding and trying to give you a heart attack. Was it working?

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Sad to say, it's NOT! :p
Because.......in the first place, I didn't even download the Code-coloring program! There! Disappointed, eh??!!!! :D:D:D:D

Xeon, better you know this sooner than later: it was my company that sold you the new computer equipment, and it was extremely bugged. Maybe you've read the novel 1984 by George Orwell. Well, the computer is even more bugged than that. I could have it perform a biopsy on you anytime I want and you wouldn't even know it.

Now, Simon, maybe we could make an agreement,, cuz you want that information and i want your wallet... if you catch my drift.

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Originally posted by Xeon
He|| arggghhh! No no~! Please don't, Simon! What harm have I ever done you? Please don't make my life miserable anymore, Simon O' Satan! U're marvellous and you transcend all things! Please spare my life, Simon! :( :( :(

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I was afraid that would be the case. I didn't know any more what you had already downloaded from me. But now I remember ( solarflare, don't try to be funny or you'll end up as a supernova :D ): I put it also in the GIF file of my own Xeon-chainsaw-massacring avatar. You downloaded that one so you're pretty much screwed. :D And know, I won't spare you're life. :eek:

From Solar:

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Xeon, better you know this sooner than later: it was my company that sold you the new computer equipment, and it was extremely bugged. Maybe you've read the novel 1984 by George Orwell. Well, the computer is even more bugged than that. I could have it perform a biopsy on you anytime I want and you wouldn't even know it.

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Nice crap, Solar. Keep it up. :cool:

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Now, Simon, maybe we could make an agreement,, cuz you want that information and i want your wallet... if you catch my drift.

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Nice deal, Solar. Now, maybe u can make a deal with me instead. Finish off Simon and u have access to my wallet. :D

From Simon:

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And know, I won't spare you're life.

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U're getting too big-headed, Simon! Really! Currently, I'm working on a program to take over the world. In the coming future, you're gonna have to taste my feet. But fret not, cos' I'll soak my feet in cow dung before you taste it. This is what we call "top-flavouring". :D:D

Cheerio, Simon. Ain't you kinda happy now? :):D

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Originally posted by Xeon
Nice deal, Solar. Now, maybe u can make a deal with me instead. Finish off Simon and u have access to my wallet. :D

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There is little money to find in a hobo's wallet. :D

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Originally posted by Xeon
U're getting too big-headed, Simon! Really! Currently, I'm working on a program to take over the world. In the coming future, you're gonna have to taste my feet. But fret not, cos' I'll soak my feet in cow dung before you taste it. This is what we call "top-flavouring". :D:D

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I knew they have strange cravings (chicken chops) in Singapore, but I never thought they liked the taste of cow dung. Perhaps because it's only you. :D :p

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Originally posted by Xeon
Cheerio, Simon. Ain't you kinda happy now? :):D

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Now I am... Wait, wait... Not yet. Don't forget to vote for me... :p

Simon says: solarflare, don't try to be funny or you'll end up as a supernova
Xeon says: Nice crap, Solar.
SolarFlare says (now): Oh no! They're all against me now! My world domination plans... nooo......!!!!

Hmmm... I have the power to destroy either Simon or Xeon and get the other's wallet... and possibly rip the wallet out of the corpse as well... but Xeon is making a program to take over the world, which I could use... but Simon is winning the dumb poll and I could really use an assistant no smarter than I... ok, tell you what. After much thought, I'll let you both live. Until I make up my mind. It could happen in the middle of the night, or when you least expect it. Then you will know who I have chosen to live, and it will not be you...

From Simon:

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There is little money to find in a hobo's wallet.

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There is! Money is still money, buster. :p

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I knew they have strange cravings (chicken chops) in Singapore, but I never thought they liked the taste of cow dung. Perhaps because it's only you

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We have fetishes all the time and this applies to everyone on this planet. Including you, Simon! I know you've a serious and uncurable fetish for fat gurls and weird gurls in devil suits. U're gross and you disgust me, pal. :eek:
By the way, if I soak my feet in cow dung before getting you to clean it away for me, wouldn't that be darn exciting for you??!!! :D

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Now I am... Wait, wait... Not yet. Don't forget to vote for me...

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Never. If I could find a way to make you vanish from these forums altogether.....ummmm...

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Hmmm... I have the power to destroy either Simon or Xeon and get the other's wallet... and possibly rip the wallet out of the corpse as well... but Xeon is making a program to take over the world, which I could use... but Simon is winning the dumb poll and I could really use an assistant no smarter than I... ok, tell you what. After much thought, I'll let you both live. Until I make up my mind. It could happen in the middle of the night, or when you least expect it. Then you will know who I have chosen to live, and it will not be you...

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Nay, Solar! Haven't you heard that George War Bush is naming us 3 as the "Axis of Evil"??!!! Solar, Simon, Xeon.
We really should take out War Bush before killing each other. Once War Bush is down, you can conquer America(from Canada to the USA to the very bottom of South America), I can conquer the entire Asia and the Asia Pacific(Papua New Guinea, Australia and New Zealand), and Simon can conquer Russia and the entire European and it's neighbours, including the entire Middle East and Africa.

Then, we 3 can fight each other to our deaths once these countries are taken. And yes. To prevent any interruptions, we might have to take down Osama too, or else he might be a threat to our new civilisations.

This also means that we have galatic access to gurls all over. In other words, you have them all. :cool::cool::cool::cool:

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Originally posted by Xeon
Nay, Solar! Haven't you heard that George War Bush is naming us 3 as the "Axis of Evil"??!!!

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Reminds me of satirewire's most famous article. It's too bad the guy stopped writing. The other articles are worth reading too.

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We really should take out War Bush before killing each other. Once War Bush is down, you can conquer America(from Canada to the USA to the very bottom of South America), I can conquer the entire Asia and the Asia Pacific(Papua New Guinea, Australia and New Zealand), and Simon can conquer Russia and the entire European and it's neighbours, including the entire Middle East and Africa.

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Okay, you definitely don't know my plans well enough. First of all, I will not share my domain with anyone. Secondly, if I conquer a plot of land as big as America every day, how long would it take me to conquer the whole universe??? That's right, 29634087235 macroyears.

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Then, we 3 can fight each other to our deaths once these countries are taken.

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You mean to your deaths (at my hand)!

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Originally posted by solarflare
It could happen in the middle of the night, or when you least expect it.

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When pigs can fly. :D I expect that never to happen. Unless you have an untold genetic program aboard your spaceship. But you're too dumb for that. Not knowing Lorentz tranformations, you'll underestimate the time dilatation effects, come too late out of hyperspace and end up burning in the center of the sun. :rolleyes:

From Solar:

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Okay, you definitely don't know my plans well enough. First of all, I will not share my domain with anyone. Secondly, if I conquer a plot of land as big as America every day, how long would it take me to conquer the whole universe??? That's right, 29634087235 macroyears.

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Crap, pal! Since you don't wanna accept this nice deal and u dare to show me utter disrespect, then I really should show you my nasty side.

Up the rockets and slam the fool!
Beat the accursed and kick his head!
Tie his hands up and set a bomb!
Grind his teeth and bite his feet!

Disclaimer : The above poem DOES NOT mean anything to anyone. We all know whadda' good guy Xeon is and anything he says is purely for fun and means no offence, unlike Simon's hidden intentions.

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Originally posted by Simon666
When pigs can fly. :D I expect that never to happen. Unless you have an untold genetic program aboard your spaceship. But you're too dumb for that. Not knowing Lorentz tranformations, you'll underestimate the time dilatation effects, come too late out of hyperspace and end up burning in the center of the sun. :rolleyes:

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I told you, I know what the Lorentz stuff is! And as for hyperspace, I don't like to travel there, cuz it makes me a bit queasy. All that space... it's just too hyper... I'm sorry what were you saying? ;):D:D:(

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Originally posted by Xeon
Disclaimer : The above poem DOES NOT mean anything to anyone. We all know whadda' good guy Xeon is and anything he says is purely for fun and means no offence, unlike Simon's hidden intentions.

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Ummm... traditionally the disclaimer is where you negate any accusatory statements you've made, not exaggerate them.