The "last one to post on this thread wins" Thread

From NoHero:

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Is XeonJokes.dll a managed assembly or an unmanaged native DLL?

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It's distributed with every set of IDE in this world. It's like how Windows cannot run with the standard system files. It's a set of managed native assembly-level instructions.

From Cilu:

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Using XeonJokes.dll is illegal in Romania.

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Rubbish! The government of Romania has legalized this DLL in their laws since the 50s, after some good-hearted Left-Wing politicians fought for it.
XeonJokes.dll is free of charge and you just have to include it into your build.
Do a search in your PC for this DLL.

Good day,
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Do a search in your PC for this DLL

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here's the link: www.xeonjokes.weird/notfound/found

[DISCLAIMER: if your PC can't open the link...buy a new PC:D ]

New PC still not working :(

Don't be silly, Matthew. Go to support.microsoft.com and ask regarding this DLL. The thing is : if you don't have it in the first place, how can your PC even start-up? It IS on your PC alright. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Just that maybe it's a Hidden file?

Good day,
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Just that maybe it's a Hidden file?

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hidden?....but why it is on my desktop!!!...clear as a crystal...yam!!...

From Ree:

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hidden?....but why it is on my desktop!!!...clear as a crystal...yam!!...

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Maybe you're obessed with XeonDLL? You gotta open up this DLL file with Visual C++ and see the contents, although the sheer size of this file will really hinder the loading process(takes about 4 days to open this file on a PC with 4 GB RDRAM and a Pentium 4 3.8 GHz processor).

Good luck,
Xeon.

:ehh:

last man standing...
last man laughing...

last but not least...
last Sunday...
last stop...

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Oh Really ???????????

I dont think so ... !?

hey, where did they put my bongo...

I dont know !!!

OK then

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lol... everyone's bored??? :D

I'm just trying to get a question answered.

Basically, I need a server app to scan the memory of a client and confirm that the client app is loaded and has not been altered in memory. Additionally, it needs to be able to collect the signatures of everything(else) in memory in order to compare them to a database of signatures.

So, can a server do a direct memory scan of a client? Could the app be accurately identified (perhaps in a similar method as used by a virus scanner)? Can the server app confirm that the client app has not been altered (perhaps via signature)? All of this with absolute certainty?