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Originally posted by Simon666
No it isn't. Read this and this and become a bit confused.

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So you think you're fancy, huh? Well guess what, this is a post! :);):rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Xeon
Hmm.....it's paedophile. But anyway, I'm still continuing with my crimes everywhere. The FCI(Federal Center of Investigation) has told me to watch out, but I told them to relax and have chicken chops daily, and they actually gave me an award and commended me as the most friendly, kind-hearted, warm, peace-loving and helpful paedophile of all time.

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The spelling doesn't matter, but I thought the most friendly paedophile of all time was Peewee Herman!

So, if you get excommunicated from CodeGuru, are you going to programming h3ll? Does Satan make you go insane from continuously writing lines to programs without semicolons? Is everything incompatible there, and the network crashes everytime you type "e"?

[b]From Solar:/[b]

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The spelling doesn't matter, but I thought the most friendly paedophile of all time was Peewee Herman!

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Peewee Herman.....I know him. He was my rival in last year's Most Lovable Internet Paedophile Award 2001. We were on par, but this year, we're gonna compete again.(the cops are gonna let him outta jail to compete with Xeon)

But like it or not, George War Bush just said on the media today that I'm a darn good example for all Internet Paedophiles to follow, cos' I've the following remarkable qualities :

1) Compassion : I don't do those prey who have a sad story or background
2) Intelligence : I flirt around with female cops who come to catch/spy on me, and I gave those male cops lots of presents and gifts for their kids and wives
3) Understanding : If my victims/prey gave me chicken chop, I would very gladly let 'em off, provided that they call the cops after they got home. That way, it makes the whole game more exciting.
4) Kindness : Before preying on my victims who're usually teenage gurls, I would find out about their family problems and such. If they've any, I would go all out to help 'em before doing anything to them.
5) Humbleness : Despite receiving 60 awards, 223 medals, 92 trophies and 2641 certificates over the last 3 years, I never boasted about anything, which is cool.

Disclaimer to the Moderators : The above mentioned are all fictionous, regardless of how true they're. The fact, which proves that Xeon is totally harmless and cute, should be taken into account.

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So, if you get excommunicated from CodeGuru, are you going to programming h3ll? Does Satan make you go insane from continuously writing lines to programs without semicolons? Is everything incompatible there, and the network crashes everytime you type "e"?

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If I get banished from Codeguru, I would perish with ye', pal. :D:D

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Originally posted by Xeon
If I get banished from Codeguru, I would perish with ye', pal. :D:D

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Is that a threat? If you get taken down you're bringing me with you? Haha just kidding. If you were banished from Codeguru, only the banisher would go to programming hel|.

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Is that a threat? If you get taken down you're bringing me with you? Haha just kidding. If you were banished from Codeguru, only the banisher would go to programming hel|.

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Banisher? In this case, "Banisher" means the one who banish others.
So, it's Brad???!!!(high time to banish Solar pal, Brad :cool:)

The one who got banished is the banished party, not banisher. How dare you try to banish a moderator? Is this open treachery, sonny? :):):):D

That's 10 uses of the word banish in Xeon's post.

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Originally posted by Xeon
Banisher? In this case, "Banisher" means the one who banish others.
So, it's Brad???!!!(high time to banish Solar pal, Brad :cool:)

The one who got banished is the banished party, not banisher. How dare you try to banish a moderator? Is this open treachery, sonny? :):):):D

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Don't read into it too much. I'm just saying you're a big part of CodeGuru. (To Brad: if I have offended you, maybe I could set you up with one of those "Office space" scams where you get a fraction of a cent from every bank transaction in the world - you'd make millions overnight - am I off the hook now?)

Has anyone here ever played Diplomacy by Avalon Hill?

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Has anyone here ever played Diplomacy by Avalon Hill?

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I played it a few times with my college buddies. There were many arguments over backstabbing and a good time was had by all.

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Originally posted by Pug
I played it a few times with my college buddies. There were many arguments over backstabbing and a good time was had by all.

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It's probably the best board game ever. I rank it above chess because chess has been destroyed by over analyzation for anyone not at the master's level, and to get there it takes years and years of work. In diplomacy, all your work is original and each game is unique.

From Solar:

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Don't read into it too much. I'm just saying you're a big part of CodeGuru.

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That's the thing, Solar! Since you're beginning to suck up to me, I will pardon every of your sins. :D:D:D

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(To Brad: if I have offended you, maybe I could set you up with one of those "Office space" scams where you get a fraction of a cent from every bank transaction in the world - you'd make millions overnight - am I off the hook now?)

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Now now! U're scot-free now, Solar! I've interceded with Brad on your behalf.
Just remember to suck up to me more often, and u should try to get Simon666 to suck up to me too.

In return, I'll look after your welfare here in Codeguru. And don't forget to pay me those monthly protection fees every month.
And don't grumble : it's only a mere US$2480; what's there to grumble about? U should grumble only if I ask you to pay me US$8000 per month, as in the case of some junior members.
In other words, Daddy Xeon's gonna take care of you, k???!!! :D:D;):D

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Originally posted by Xeon
u should try to get Simon666 to suck up to me too.

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Okay Simon, you heard the man.

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In return, I'll look after your welfare here in Codeguru. And don't forget to pay me those monthly protection fees every month.
And don't grumble : it's only a mere US$2480; what's there to grumble about? U should grumble only if I ask you to pay me US$8000 per month, as in the case of some junior members.
In other words, Daddy Xeon's gonna take care of you, k???!!! :D:D;):D

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Can I charge the Junior members too? Or do I have to be an elite member like you? And if I can, are there any restrictions as to the currency? I'd probably use the Ugandan currency: the eye-crud.

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Okay Simon, you heard the man.

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Thank you.

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Can I charge the Junior members too? Or do I have to be an elite member like you? And if I can, are there any restrictions as to the currency? I'd probably use the Ugandan currency: the eye-crud.

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No no......in order to charge any members for $$$, you have to do something noble, which isn't easy.

Look at me, for example : 1 year ago, there was a battle.....a terrible one......that happened in Codeguru. All of us were fighting like there's never a better chance. Gabriel lost his pets, Emi lost his hair, Elrond lost his books and was wounded, and Jase Jennings had to sell his house in order to fund us for the war.

That terrible war was started cos' some traitor(not me!) wanted to become a site manager, and overthrow Brad Jones!

In the real world, we swear by God.
In Codeguru, we swear by Codeguru Itself, and then Brad the Untouchable.

I actually lost 75%(around 2000) of my gurls to those darn rebels, and they almost kill me but luckily, my troops arrive.

That was a total bloody battle that was never forgotten.....aye, my son.

So, because of my darn glorious history, I can became da' man here and charge junior members and bully 'em hard and watch 'em cry.
So, if you don't wanna pay me fees, u're gonna become a statistic.

It's up to you, young 'un. :D:D:D:D:D:D

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There you go... this month's fees... 2480 dollars (American - not those cheap Canadian ones).

Gotcha!

Brad! Quick! Now! See all that spamming Solar has done? It's high time to push that Ban button! Now! :D:D:D:D:D:D:)

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Originally posted by Xeon
Gotcha!

Brad! Quick! Now! See all that spamming Solar has done? It's high time to push that Ban button! Now! :D:D:D:D:D:D:)

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Fine! I'm never paying my dues again!
HAHAHAAHA!!! who beat the system now??!!!

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