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When it's burniong hel (like in Singapore), you should do the same joke with an oven...Quote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
By the way, the joke about sitting in the fridge if it's too cold outside never works here... :(
Sad, they don't enjoy simple fun...
Now it is the hot season in Singapore.Quote:
Originally posted by Elrond
When it's burniong hel (like in Singapore), you should do the same joke with an oven...
These few nights are so hot that I can't sleep well.
From Elrond the Wise:
From CBasicNet:Quote:
When it's burniong hel (like in Singapore), you should do the same joke with an oven...
Both comments are true! I took a bath just now and the water itself was darn hot enough to turn the entire bathroom into a sauna. And I love it, though. When you're in your birthday suit and there's hot water......ahhh..... >:-> :D:D:cool:Quote:
Now it is the hot season in Singapore.
These few nights are so hot that I can't sleep well.
... ah oh ... and girl(s) ... :D :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
And I love it, though. When you're in your birthday suit and there's hot water......ahhh..... >:-> :D:D:cool:
It wouldn't work either, put your oven to 200 to keep cool... bof bof. (what's the equivalent of "bof bof" in english??)Quote:
Originally posted by Elrond
When it's burniong hel (like in Singapore), you should do the same joke with an oven...
Xeon, Sorry when I said "here", I meant on my side of the computer, people around me in a 1 km area. :)
Marina
Helps to know what 'bof bof' means to you...Quote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
It wouldn't work either, put your oven to 200 to keep cool... bof bof. (what's the equivalent of "bof bof" in english??)
Xeon, Sorry when I said "here", I meant on my side of the computer, people around me in a 1 km area. :)
Marina
Somehow I think this definition isn't quite what you meant ;)
bof [] exclamation, interjection
(colloquial usage) (indifférence) don't care! (pas terrible) nothing special
bof! bof!
Disney World was fun ;)
From Dimm:
For the 7th time, GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE. U understand me so well, Dimm! :):):D I'm so touched! Yes, yes. This simply shows that both you and men are the true descendants of the first real man.:)Quote:
... ah oh ... and girl(s) ...
From Marina:
My! Then, they really don't understand classic/posh jokes. Neither do I, for the last time. I mean, easy, silly, and stupid(or dirty) jokes are the best and most understandable! I mean, girls who crack classy-posh jokes may be elegant, but they're not sexy or cute. That's why! :):DQuote:
Xeon, Sorry when I said "here", I meant on my side of the computer, people around me in a 1 km area.
BTW, Where is Simon? :confused:
*gasp*! He's such a quiet and noncontroversial person that I didn't even notice.Quote:
Originally posted by dimm_coder
BTW, Where is Simon? :confused:
From Solar:
Answer: Simon is practising the Zen of being a cool man so that girls are gonna get attracted to him, like the way metal nails are attracted to magnets.Quote:
*gasp*! He's such a quiet and noncontroversial person that I didn't even notice.
Simon is a living example of total success in a man. He purchased my latest book, entitled "Xeon's Teach Yourself the Art of Coolness in 21 days", by Xeon Publishing House.
Look out for this book, and the cover page of the book shows a handsome cool guy with several faded images of very very pretty girls behind him. Anyone who can write an article on girls/chicken-chop related subjects and get it hosted on the CodeGuru main page will stand a chance to win my book. :D:D:D:D
Does the 500lbs of ice come with the book or does it have to be purchased separately?Quote:
He purchased my latest book, entitled "Xeon's Teach Yourself the Art of Coolness in 21 days", by Xeon Publishing House.
From Tom:
Argh! U're always so arcane and sophisticated in your speech and thinking, Tom pal!Quote:
Does the 500lbs of ice come with the book or does it have to be purchased separately?
What 500 lbs of ice??!!:eek::eek: No no....there's no ice! However, to further increase the millions of sales I get per month, I'm thinking of giving away free girls every month to get more interested and potential folks to buy my book. Also a nice promotional exercise to build brand-awareness. :D:D >:->
It's nice to be back at my computer after spending the weekend in a town with one road...!
Well XeOn if you had 500lbs of Ice and you sat on it, would you be cool in 21 dayz? And as usual another one of those rip offs, batteries sold seperately...Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From Tom:
Argh! U're always so arcane and sophisticated in your speech and thinking, Tom pal!
What 500 lbs of ice??!!:eek::eek: No no....there's no ice! However, to further increase the millions of sales I get per month, I'm thinking of giving away free girls every month to get more interested and potential folks to buy my book. Also a nice promotional exercise to build brand-awareness. :D:D >:->