Where are we from ?

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Well XeOn if you had 500lbs of Ice and you sat on it, would you be cool in 21 dayz? And as usual another one of those rip offs, batteries sold seperately...

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Argh! Now, my silly brain gets it. Yes, yes. Tom, now I see what u're talking about. :)

No no. The book doesn't come with ice or any accesory. To teach you to be cool, the book comes with D-I-Y exercises whereby most of the examples and theories makes use of a girl.

So, the only requirement is that u've a spare girl by your side while reading the book. The girl can be anywhere from 15 to 35 years old, your choice. However, though....you need to check with your local state attorney what is the age for a girl in order to be considered underage. Also, Xeon Publishing House will not bear any consequences that stem from your acts or anything.

One of those guys who purchase our book got thrown into jail because he got overboard. Kinda sad, so be careful. :):):D:D >:->

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Originally posted by Xeon
So, the only requirement is that u've a spare girl by your side while reading the book. The girl can be anywhere from 15 to 35 years old, your choice. However, though....you need to check with your local state attorney what is the age for a girl in order to be considered underage. Also, Xeon Publishing House will not bear any consequences that stem from your acts or anything.

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What kind of book is this again!?

Also, what is a "spare" girl:confused::eek:;);)

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What kind of book is this again!?

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It's a Do-It-Yourself self-help book that promises to increase your passionate life and errr....*****l eXPerience by leaps and bounds! :D:D

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Also, what is a "spare" girl

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In my terms, it's any girl who connects with any man. In Microsoft speak, they're always talking about using .net and XMl to get every device on earth to talk and connect to any device anywhere and everywhere and anytime on earth : connect everything to everything.

A spare girl is the same : connect every girl to everyone.

Get it? If you don't, be sure to get my book where I spend 43 pages explaining the definition of a 'spare girl'. After that, we move on to Try-It-Now exercises. :D:D

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Originally posted by solarflare
It's nice to be back at my computer after spending the weekend in a town with one road...!

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I've been in a town with no road for one week! And how much I would have liked to stay there!!
Snow, Sun, Surf, skis... All 's' to enjoy there! :)

I did not miss my computer at all! How could you??
There is a life outside programming! ;)

Marina

I've been in a town so small the phones only had 1 number on them.

I've been in a town so small the town drunk was an ellective office.

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Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
Snow, Sun, Surf, skis... All 's' to enjoy there! :)

I did not miss my computer at all! How could you??
There is a life outside programming! ;)

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Big deal, I've been in towns with sun before... it's not a monopoly, you know ;).

But no, I don't program all the time. The convenience of a computer is enormous though, that's all. It's nice to be on vacation not thinking at all or worrying, but the fact of the matter is that you do end up worrying and thinking.

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Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I've been in a town so small the phones only had 1 number on them.

I've been in a town so small the town drunk was an ellective office.

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I don't understand the second sentence. The town drunk was the mayor, or something like that?
The town drunk is the person known for always being drunk??

Marina.

btw I have the pleasure to annouce that Simon is alive. I've seen signs !! (He actually posts on a french C++ forum too.)

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I don't understand the second sentence. The town drunk was the mayor, or something like that?
The town drunk is the person known for always being drunk??

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Actually, I've never understood that one myself. I don't know why but I really like off the wall humor that doesn't make any sense. I've always enjoyed the reaction I get in person when I tell completely nonsensical jokes. :)

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Computer Virus Writers Mostly Obsessed Males -- Expert

By Jennifer Tan

SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Male. Obsessed with computers. Lacking a girlfriend. Aged 14 to 34. Capable of sowing chaos worldwide.

That is the profile of the average computer-virus writer, an anti-virus expert said on Tuesday.

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Is it a coincidence that the dateline on this report was Singapore? hmmm

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Is it a coincidence that the dateline on this report was Singapore?

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We don't know any troublemakers from Singapore that hang around here, do we? Oh, right...

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We don't know any troublemakers from Singapore that hang around here, do we? Oh, right...

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Singapore? Never heard of that place....Oh, wait, now that you come to speak about it...:cool:

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Is it a coincidence that the dateline on this report was Singapore? hmmm

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We don't know any troublemakers from Singapore that hang around here, do we? Oh, right...

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Singapore? Never heard of that place....Oh, wait, now that you come to speak about it...

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Argh! Stop pointing fingers at me! No no, no way!:D
First, allow us to analyse the article carefully :

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Computer Virus Writers Mostly Obsessed Males -- Expert
By Jennifer Tan
SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Male. Obsessed with computers. Lacking a girlfriend. Aged 14 to 34. Capable of sowing chaos worldwide.
That is the profile of the average computer-virus writer, an anti-virus expert said on Tuesday.

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Ok, first part : This article was posted by Tom....and notice the name of the writer is Jennifer Tan, and I can say she's a femle Singaporean with her surname and such. Too typical.
And Tom is in the US....so how did he get this article?! :eek:

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Male. Obsessed with computers. Lacking a girlfriend. Aged 14 to 34. Capable of sowing chaos worldwide.

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First part : Male.

Yes, I'm a male. A real man, in other words.:D

Second part : Obsessed with computers

Nah! This sentence doesn't really suit me that well. Actually, I never am really that interested in computers. I only use the PC for programming, web site designing and e-mail, as well as Internet research occasionally. That's all! I don't even play games or anything. :D

Third part : Lacking a girlfriend

Yes, yes. For me, that's true. :) I don't have a girlfriend now, but will have one in the near future. After all, it's useless to have a girlfriend now, cos' I don't wanna be too committed at such a young age and I've my software to research and sell on. :)

Fourth part : Aged 14 to 34

I'm 18 ! :eek:
No no...relax. :D
One sentence is enough to clear my name : I can't even write a simple bubble-sorting algorithm, and as such, how in the world can I even write the mildest viruses! :D

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Capable of sowing chaos worldwide.
That is the profile of the average computer-virus writer, an anti-virus expert said on Tuesday.

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Who's this guy who's making baseless assumptions and atrocious war-crime-like generalisation? Who's this guy who tries and tarnish the reputation of the cutest, sweetest, kindest and most tender-hearted man in the world?! Who?!

Let's trash him! :D

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Capable of sowing chaos worldwide.

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Yeah, that was intended to refer to me, I guess. :D ;)

Hey guys,

Its been a long time, since I have written something in this thread. So I thought why not start again :-) Guys have you seen my guestbook ? Its totally written in ASP.NET. Please take a look at my website and of possible sign it! Also let me know, what you liked and what you disliked or maybe you want me to add more features to it ?? Just let me know in this thread and we will discuss about that here.

thanks

..sonu

I may have a look when I'll have time. For the moment I only make quick use of the forum to let steam off a little as I am busier than ever. Hopefully it will become quieter a the beginning of next month.

So you're still alive. :p

You're back in Germany? When are your next extended holidays in India... It seems you have a lot of them :cool: Lucky man.