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Top 12 Statements you are likely to hear from a Klingon Programmer:

12) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"

11) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if
I am to do battle with this code!"

10) "You cannot begin to appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the
original Klingon."

9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your
skull!"

8) "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not 'release'
software. We uncage our software, letting it leave a bloody trail of
designers and quality assurance people in it's wake."

7) "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have
'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."

6) "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the
weak."

5) "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth
contest. They will not concern us again."

4) "A TRUE Klingon Programmer does not comment his code!"

3) "By filing this PTR you have challenged the honor of my family.
Prepare to die!"

2) "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you
stand!"

1) "Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it!
Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!"

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Originally Posted by cilu

Top 12 Statements you are likely to hear from a Klingon Programmer:

12) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"

11) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if
I am to do battle with this code!"

10) "You cannot begin to appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the
original Klingon."

9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your
skull!"

8) "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not 'release'
software. We uncage our software, letting it leave a bloody trail of
designers and quality assurance people in it's wake."

7) "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have
'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."

6) "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the
weak."

5) "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth
contest. They will not concern us again."

4) "A TRUE Klingon Programmer does not comment his code!"

3) "By filing this PTR you have challenged the honor of my family.
Prepare to die!"

2) "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you
stand!"

1) "Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it!
Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!"

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So THAT's who Microsoft employs in order to write their operating systems...

juHDaqlIj mojlaH! Daqmey pat naghmey beQ ghommey mem! :mad:

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Originally Posted by Deniz

juHDaqlIj mojlaH! Daqmey pat naghmey beQ ghommey mem! :mad:

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I think that's australian for "I want to give my money away, I hate it".

No, it means "YOU SHALL NOT DIE UNTIL THE DAY YOU SEE THE KLINGON KINGDOM SHINE ON THE EARTH AND ENSLAVE PUNY EARTHLINGS"

You guys need a "Klingon Babes" bOObies thread

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Originally Posted by Mick

You guys need a "Klingon Babes" bOObies thread

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:shudder:

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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod

:shudder:

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I have a link if you need it :D

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Originally Posted by Mick

I have a link if you need it :D

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You just gave the term "Lots of time on your hands." a whole new meaning ;) .

//This was by far the oddest thing today...

Divert thou eyes from the majesties of klingon women earthling!


send me the link too while your at it

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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod

You just gave the term "Lots of time on your hands." a whole new meaning ;) .

//This was by far the oddest thing today...

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Just trained in the arts of information retrieval...

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Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.

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Originally Posted by Deniz

Divert thou eyes from the majesties of klingon women earthling!


send me the link too while your at it

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link to comments, I'm sure you can find the other...

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=1125528

Maybe it's because I haven't been getting enough sleep lately, but I didn't know that you were ordained Mick :p .

//Kind of scared that I didn't get that quote...
///Need to get atleast 8 hours of sleep a night...

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Originally Posted by Mick

link to comments, I'm sure you can find the other...

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=1125528

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Err... talk about ultra-geek pr0n. Let me correct that, talk about messed ultra-geek pr0n.

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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod

Maybe it's because I haven't been getting enough sleep lately, but I didn't know that you were ordained Mick :p .

//Kind of scared that I didn't get that quote...
///Need to get atleast 8 hours of sleep a night...

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Actually it's a quote from probably my all time fav movie :) Brazil...