I am at ease...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
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I am at ease...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
Deniz seems to be pre-occupied with something...I wonder what :DQuote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
/That is really sad :)
Actually Mick I'll have you know that I was just having an important meeting with my work collegues about what kind of pizza we're going to order.
I just had a peek at your fave website and my god they are ugly... you can keep'em.
Oh and by the way:
I hereby declare this thread officially hijacked.
Better than calling a meeting to discuss scheduling meetings....Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Scheduling meetings are for the meek and timid.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk again before you?
May I have a picture of you, so I can show it to Santa for my Xmas present?
What a sweet dog! What's his phone number?
Excuse me! I've noticed that you didn't notice me.
Call the Police! It's illegal to look so great.
Would you kiss me, or will I have to lie in my diary?
Let's go to my place and do what I'll tell all my friends tomorrow that we did.
Hi. May I buy you a car?
Nice skirt! May I take it from you?
Do you know what would look great on you? ME!
Excuse me, I lost my teddybear. Will you sleep with me?
You must be tired for walking all day through my mind.
Usually I'm not so tall, but right now I'm standing on my wallet.
I see that we're trying to get with a sexual-harassment lawsuit ;) .Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I wish you best of luck, even after she sues the pants off of you and you're forced to walk around with a barrel around you :wave: .
Well, in Romania women are not used to sue men who sexual-harass them. It's slowly getting in. So it will probably work here :D :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
A programmer walks home from office when he meets this absolutely gorgeous woman. Shy, he stops before her and aks:
"Excuse me, miss, do you have an e-mail address?"
"No, I have not," she says.
"Oh, I'm so sorry," he says. "I was really hoping to introduce myself to you and get to know each other".
In the immigration office:
-Name?
-Abu Dalah Sarafi.
-Sex?
-Four times a week.
-No, no, no... male or female?
-Male, female... sometimes camel...
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station ...
That is pretty good :D
Life Before the Computer An application was for
employment A program was a TV show A cursor used
profanity A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a
bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You
hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage Not something
you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in
public You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long
trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with
glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the
flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory
in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer
crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!
:thumb: ... Not bad at allQuote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
Q: Do you serve shrimps in this restaurant?
A: Yes, we serve anybody. Have a seat, please.
Q: What is de difference between men and women when it comes to whishes?
A: Women want as much as possible but from the same man. Men want one single thing but from as many women as possible.