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If I'm not mistaken, that are the collected posts made anonymously over the time. As far as I can remember, there was a time where you could post w/o being registered (you couldn't start threads, though). I don't know whether you can do that any more.Quote:
Originally posted by Yves M
Oh my god... I just checked the members list and there is this guy AnOnYmOuS who has posted 35K posts. Who is this and why does he post that much ???
no guys, i dont think this, cause i have seen the user AnOnYmOuS, ( i think ) one month ago, posting something !!!
-Sonu
Just ask Brad!
35K :D :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by Yves M
Oh my god... I just checked the members list and there is this guy AnOnYmOuS who has posted 35K posts. Who is this and why does he post that much ???
Impressed
I will do that Later and let you knows about that.
BTW: Did i mentioned that my second name is AnOnYmOuS :D ( Just Kidding )
Sonu
No dirty tricks can escape the crystal eyes of Xeon, pals. :)
The reason why this guy have so many threads is cos' of his user name.
I believe the forum software allows you to use the same user name, as long as the cases(lower-case and upper-case in the ID) isn't the same as the existing ones.
So, for example :If you register a new account under the name :Code:
AnOnYmOuS
, you'll get 35000 posts all the same. :):D:DCode:
anOnYMOuS
Or maybe, Sam Hobbs and SAM HobbS. :)
But then, I dunno if Brad has already changed the rules, though.
But when Codeguru first purchased this new forum software, the rules wasn't set, so this kinda trick was allowed. Darn!
I could have been on No. 9 in the Top 20 Posters list!
Brad! Maybe you can do something? :):D:D
Chicken chop for you? With mushroom soup? Plus big large salty french fires, a piece of bread with butter?
A deluxe chicken chop set meal? :p
(I'm drooling myself......ohhh.......)
Fell for that :o :o :oQuote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
funny.....lol....i wonder, how many of you have tried to click on the faked link !!!
-Sonu
Was that true? W.T.F. is that ? :D, just notice something similar!Quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
It is not the first time i notice this (see attachement). Somehow weird....
Is someone has named himself Guest!!!! Any people here can do (or have done) stuff as a Guest!!?
JeffB
Dear Elrond, while you was in vacations, CodeGuru have found that you were hacking them for seven years, using their Bank Account to make money, you are now researched by FBI, CIA, GRC, and the equivalence in France, Russia, Germany, Africa and Qualalaluppoor...
Also, Where are you from poll got hundreds and hundreds new post to look at, I guest, at the time you read this, that you are BORED, FATIGUED, EXTINGUISHED, WHATEVER, and that you say "oh d***, will this ever finish!!!". Oh sure, you are probably at 50% of your reading, BUT, you MISS others THREAD, that still need to be readed, all in General Discussions:
Pictures of CodeGurus
About trainees
Sad reality
How many females on this board
Linux or Windows
How many VB/VC++ programmes
Don't miss that one
Elrond searched by CodeGuru legal
GOOD READING ELROND! :p :D
JeffB - pffff.... how many of you have try that links.... :D
I think I'm really naive, I just fell for it :)
While Yves is the most feared and notorious Mafia ganglord ever, and while Xeon is the Man of all Men, JeffB is the Trickster of all tricksters, the Liar of all liars!
:D:D
The question in probing is : how many innocent women and gurls have you tricked into bed, Jeff Bezos???
Now, with his clever mind and ultimate deceiving skills, it's no wonder he's one of those Boss of all bosses : the CEO of Amazon.com.
Need I say more? :):D:D
Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
While Yves is the most feared and notorious Mafia ganglord ever
Are there Mafia in Russia :confused:
No really? I wouldn't know. :) Now seriously, of course there is. And in Belgium. And Luxembourg. And France. And everywhere.Quote:
Are there Mafia in Russia? :confused:
In recent years, a lot of the Russian maffia immigrated to France, more specifically the Riviera near Monaco. Watch out Marina. :D And we may never know whether Yves has been lying and he is really a Russian maffia boss disguised as programmer. :D
Quote:
Originally posted by Simon667
And we may never know whether Yves has been lying and he is really a Russian maffia boss disguised as programmer. :D
mmmmmhhhh ! And he's out to get all 'dope code' :mad:
Don't be silly, pals! We all know Yves M ain't any ganglord whatsoever! :):D
Anyway, yeah......there's Mafia in Russia. The Russian Mafia is the most ruthless, blood-thirsty and the most feared in the world. Scary, man. But I admire their bosses, though. It takes lots of power in you to become a world-renowned Mafia ganglord. ;);):D
That way, the number of gurls u can get to play with you is unlimited. The only limit's the sky.
If I was a Mafia leader, I would be playing with really darn gorgeous and pretty gurls and ladies in bed all day long till I can't even walk!!!!!!! :):D
Simon667? The neighbour of the beast? :DQuote:
Originally posted by Simon667
I you were a mafia leader, your life expectancy would decrease dramatically.Quote:
If I was a Mafia leader, I would be playing with really darn gorgeous and pretty gurls and ladies in bed all day long till I can't even walk!!!!!!!
PHP Code:switch (Xeon)
{
case (Casanova):
double LowCertainty = 0.001 // Chance, 100% = 1.000
LotsOfGurls(LowCertainty);
break;
case (MafiaLeader):
double HighCertainty = 0.9999 // Chance, 100% = 1.000
DeadInNoTime(HighCertainty);
finalbreak;
default:
double NormalCertainty = 0.500 // Chance, 100% = 1.000
TalkingAboutGurls(NormalCertainty);
TalkingAboutProgramming(NormalCertainty);
}
#include "Simon666.h"
#include "WinSimon32.h"
#include "Xeon.h"
#include "WinXeon32.h"
PHP Code:
//........irrelevant code here
CXeon xeon;
CSimon666 simon666;
if(xeon.IsMafiaLeader() == TRUE)
{
//0 for dead, 1 for maimed, 2 for in-coma, 3 for alive
simon666.m_IsAliveTomorrow = 0;
//ensure the m_IsAliveTomorrow variable gets set; by hook or by crook
while(1)
{
if(simon666.m_IsAlive != 0)
{
simon666.m_IsAliveTomorrow = 0;
}
else
{
break;
}
}
}
#include "Simon666.h"
#include "WinSimon32.h"
#include "Xeon.h"
#include "WinXeon32.h"
PHP Code:
//........irrelevant code here
CXeon xeon;
CSimon666 simon666;
if(xeon.IsMafiaLeader() == TRUE)
{
//0 for dead, 1 for maimed, 2 for in-coma, 3 for alive
simon666.m_IsAliveTomorrow = 0;
//ensure the m_IsAliveTomorrow variable gets set; by hook or by crook
while(1)
{
if(simon666.m_IsAlive != 0)
{
simon666.m_IsAliveTomorrow = 0;
}
else
{
break;
}
}
}
eBeast :confused:Quote:
Simon667? The neighbour of the beast? :D
Luckily your code already fails here :pQuote:
if(xeon.IsMafiaLeader() == TRUE)
Boss... well not really, but I'm working my way up the ladder :pQuote:
And we may never know whether Yves has been lying and he is really a Russian maffia boss disguised as programmer.
Here is a part of the CodeGuru logs of today:
:D:D:D:D:D:D:DPHP Code:10:42:00 - Cinquble (5 post in a rows) detected... pfff, no problem
11:15:00 - Time of query 500% longer than normal.... pfff, no problem
11:30:00 - Server slowing, trying to reallocate servers organisation
11:30:05 - Server 02 reallocate to General Discussion Forum
11:30:07 - Server 34 reallocate to General Discussion Forum
11:30:09 - Server 37 reallocate to General Discussion Forum
11:30:17 - Server 39 reallocate to General Discussion Forum
11:30:25 - Server 42 reallocate to General Discussion Forum
11:30:36 - Server 79 reallocate to General Discussion Forum
11:30:40 - End of reallocation...
11:30:45 - Error detected, no more Server for Visual Basic Forum
11:30:55 - Can't reallocate server, must flush user from Server 42
12:30:00 - Most bandwidth using user: Xeon, trying to flush
12:30:05 - Xeon flushed, operation can continue
11:31:05 - Server 42 reallocate to Visual Basic Forum
11:31:10 - Only one user (JeffB) browsing Visual Basic Forum
11:35:01 - Still only one user (JeffB) trying to post....
11:40:01 - Error detected: Server 42 is down....
11:40:10 - Trying to restart Server 42
11:40:12 - Error detected: Xeon has entered General Discussion Forum
11:45:10 - Server 42 restarted...
11:45:11 - Server 42 first operation confirmation: user JeffB have acceeded a thread
11:45:12 - Server 42 reallocate to General Discussion Forum. Cause: Xeon
11:45:14 - user JeffB still waiting to view a thread...
11:50:15 - user JeffB still waiting to view a thread...
11:50:16 - CodeGuru Servers Administration Bot start to ask himself questions...
11:55:18 - CodeGuru Servers Administration Bot answer his questions...
11:55:19 - Answer (1) ---------> CodeGuru is slow
11:55:20 - Answer (2) ---------> Too much thread in General Discussion Forum
11:55:21 - Answer (3) ---------> Xeon post too much
11:55:22 - Answer (4) ---------> Xeon read too many post
11:55:23 - Answer (5) ---------> Xeon post too much corse langage, translation program is overwhlemed
Just kidding, just to say CodeGuru is slow today and that General Discussion traffic is EXPLODING (<---- and that is Nice)
Advise, it has nothing to do with Where are you from poll, except the fact that Xeon will surely read that, and...
IT IS MY 666 POST!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
666
JeffB :D:D
Simon will be very proud of you Jeff ;)
you zhongguoren ma?
you dong zhongwen de ma?
Heh heh heh! :)
My Jeff! U know, u could be responsible for my death : I was exploding with laughter from your ultimately funny and humourous "log"!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha! Arrggghh heh heh heh! Ohh...offfhhnmmmpp.......I can't walk anymore......ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Oh arggghh.......ha ha ha ho ho ho!!!!! :D:D
Jeff, U win thumbs-down! U're the man! :D
And no doubt, Simon will be very proud of you! Maybe you can challenge him, cos' u're the new kid on the block........the Beast, Version 2.......code-named : Flame Griffin.
Whoa! Simon.......Simon...........JeffB, at this point of writing, is already at 668 post!!!!!!! This is what I call.....a Beast more powerful than The Beast.(no offence!) :)
And Yves! No no.........if you become a Russian Mafia ganglord, all the gurls in this world would be extinct! Please no......pal......do a good deed and leave some pretty ones for us, k?
Heh heh heh!
And Platinum Plus! Simon isn't The Beast......he's an eBeast?????? Arrgghh ho ho hoah hoah! Arrggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heh heh heh.....ohhh offfmmpp........ohh arrgghh ha ha ha!!!!!!!
It must be Happiness Day today. If not, it must be Laughter Day then. :D
From : zhiwuren2001
Quote:
you zhongguoren ma?
you dong zhongwen de ma?
Translated Version : Is anyone here a Chinese?(from China)Quote:
you zhongguoren ma?
Hmmm......well, hi there zhiwuren2001! :)
Other than me and Sonu and probably AIO, there isn't any Asian on this thread.
There's quite a number of Chinese programmers within Codeguru, but they don't usually post non-code related threads. They're more focused on programming stuff.
Most of us here, like Yves and Platinum Plus, Jeff Bezos and Simon, are just nice guys wasting our time and reducing our stress.
Translated Version : Does anyone here knows the Mandrain/Chinese language?Quote:
you dong zhongwen de ma?
Well, I don't think so.........at least not in this thread. All of us here, other than Sir Xeon(ME!), doesn't know anything about the Mandrain/Chinese language.
But even me.......my Mandrain really sucks like anything. I failed in 60% - 75% of all my Chinese tests in high school. :D
So, it would be good if you can do conversation with us here in English instead, if you don't mind. We all understand basic English etc. :)
Note : All translation done are of courtesy of Xeon LanguageTranslation Inc, a world-renowed language-to-language translation company. The CEO is of course, Xeon.(also known as Beal Gates) :D
thanks for reply ,
it was just a testing post ,and even can make you so happy:D
It's a specific Russian Mafia there... I keep out. I live in the far West of France, so no problem for me.Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
No really? I wouldn't know. :) Now seriously, of course there is. And in Belgium. And Luxembourg. And France. And everywhere.
In recent years, a lot of the Russian maffia immigrated to France, more specifically the Riviera near Monaco. Watch out Marina. :D
I live where we are irreductibles (is that the same word in english?). If you heard about Asterix, look where he lives, that's where I live! :)
Marina
My best regards to Obelix.Quote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
It's a specific Russian Mafia there... I keep out. I live in the far West of France, so no problem for me.
I live where we are irreductibles (is that the same word in english?). If you heard about Asterix, look where he lives, that's where I live! :)
Marina
Fact : Gabriel Fleseriu is a moderator.
Reason : SeraphiJones(a.k.a Brad Jones) must be eating too much code lately.
Remarks :
No no! I'm not saying or hinting that Gabriel isn't fit to be a moderator! Of course not! He's a great guy, I tell you! But.......boo-hoo-hoo! How sad I am!
First Sonu.....and now Gabriel......Elrond's gonna be next.......arrgggh.......I'm rotting in ****, man! Brad! Gimme a chance to be one, I beg you.......ohh.......boo-hoo-hoo.....how sad!
:(:(:(
But then, I wouldn't have the time to be one either. :D:D:D
Whatever happens, just don't let Simon be the moderator.
Anyway, now that Gabriel is the moderator, I better watch out or he'll unleash Final Justice on me and banish to the Abyss. :)
I'll give him a hug, he's so cute! :)
:confused: :confused: :( :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
I'll give him a hug, he's so cute! :)
Allow me to explain all these, Platinum!
Marina says she wanna give Gabriel a hug cos' he's so cute!
That's crazy! U should be hugging younger boys, not older ones like Gabriel, Marina pal. Com'on : he's already married and gonna have kids in the next decade, so please don't break them up, k? :)
Anyway, Gabriel........remember to pay me the US$5 billion cash u promise me. Have you forgotten? U said 2 weeks ago that if I help you make Marina crazy for you, u would pay me that sum of money. Please, and thank you. :D:D:)
Now that you have made this public, may I alo post that thing you told me about the Chippendales posters hanging on every wall in your bedroom?Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Allow me to explain all these, Platinum!
Marina says she wanna give Gabriel a hug cos' he's so cute!
That's crazy! U should be hugging younger boys, not older ones like Gabriel, Marina pal. Com'on : he's already married and gonna have kids in the next decade, so please don't break them up, k? :)
Anyway, Gabriel........remember to pay me the US$5 billion cash u promise me. Have you forgotten? U said 2 weeks ago that if I help you make Marina crazy for you, u would pay me that sum of money. Please, and thank you. :D:D:)
You DO know it was for Obelix, the hug!!
Culture yourselve, guys!
:p
Hey Xeon, I'll hug younger boys when I'm too old to hug older ones.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
That's crazy! U should be hugging younger boys, not older ones like Gabriel, Marina pal.
Ok, Marina I lost you here, what does that mean ? :confused:
Don't you know that average-aged women like young boys??
go work in a restaurant, flirt gently with 40-50 years old women, you'll get a lot of tips only for that!!!
Well, maybe, but I'm not really into that MILF thing... :rolleyes:
Okay...I know I will regret it...but what does 'MILF thing' mean??Quote:
Originally posted by Yves M
Well, maybe, but I'm not really into that MILF thing... :rolleyes:
- Marina is little french?
- Mister I love forever?
- My IQ lacks fever?
- Marina is lovely french?
??? :confused:
Marina: Were you born in Rennes?
My ancestors came from Normandy to Canada in 1663. Any chance we might be related? :p
Well, Andreas, it's really quite vulgar :/ In case you had seen American Pie you would know...
By the way, I like your definitions better ;) (except number 2 :p)
Okay...since I have the DVD I can get the explanation on my own... ;-)Quote:
Originally posted by Yves M
Well, Andreas, it's really quite vulgar :/ In case you had seen American Pie you would know...
Thanks.... I will decide as soon as I know the original meaning... :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Yves M
By the way, I like your definitions better ;) (except number 2 :p)
By the way, your explanations are quite different from the original meaning though.
*scratches his head*
What have I gotten myself into... :rolleyes:
Well...that it what I was already assuming... :D Anyway...I will find it out... ;-)Quote:
Originally posted by Yves M
By the way, your explanations are quite different from the original meaning though.
*scratches his head*
What have I gotten myself into... :rolleyes:
From Gabriel :
No Gabriel! U can't tell that secret of mine to the folks here! Pleae no.......u've ruined my reputation and everything.......oh my God......no.......and whatever u do, Gabriel.......just don't tell them that I've naked pics of gurls stuck on the walls all over my room and bed......please.....u can't!!!!!!!!! :DQuote:
Now that you have made this public, may I alo post that thing you told me about the Chippendales posters hanging on every wall in your bedroom?
From Marina:Indeed.....women understand women better. The job mentioned above was how I got the money to get Visual Studio 6.0 2 years ago. But it can be tiring too, and plus : if the women ain't cute or pretty, u have to control your stomach and puke after no one's watching. Scary job, but it's easy money. A woman has even offered to pimp for me.......but.......no thanks. I'm a good and honest boy. Thank you. :roll eyes:Quote:
Hey Xeon, I'll hug younger boys when I'm too old to hug older ones.
Don't you know that average-aged women like young boys??
go work in a restaurant, flirt gently with 40-50 years old women, you'll get a lot of tips only for that!!!
From Andreas:MILF is probably a new name for some sex technique that was recently invented or something. I think Simon would know what it really means. Of course, thank God........again, honest and faithful boys like me wouldn't know anything......in fact, I'm not even sure what the word 'girls' means, let alone 'sex'.Quote:
Well, maybe, but I'm not really into that MILF thing..
So, please don't come here trying to teach me dirty things, pals. :D:D:D:p
I can reassure you ( :D ), the Chippendales - a European/American fenomenon - are not naked gurls but naked boyz.Quote:
No Gabriel! U can't tell that secret of mine to the folks here! Pleae no.......u've ruined my reputation and everything.......oh my God......no.......and whatever u do, Gabriel.......just don't tell them that I've naked pics of gurls stuck on the walls all over my room and bed......please.....u can't!!!!!!!!!
And I don't know what MILF means, but my best guess is Man I Love Females if it would come from your mouth, but it is Yves saying it. So Yves, what does it mean?
Yves, a quick search on google learned me that it stands for:
Moro Islamic Liberation Front : you know, those guys on the Philipines who like to behead people from time to time. I guess this is not what you meant, Yves. :)
Mothers I'ld Like to F*ck : no kidding, I got on these nasty porn sites. Search for yourself ! I hope this is not what you meant, Yves. :mad:
Hey! Who is Chippendales? :confused:
It's obsolescence. Now the most fashion is Japan Pokemons.
Heh... They are so smarty, beautifully and sexy ...
Xeon! Now U know who's posters you mast attach to your walls. :D
Heh and MILF is - McDonalds International Liberation Front :D
Help .... Russsion Mafia Boss want to kill destitute
McDonald clown :p
Are you sure they come from Normandy? As you are called Breton, I would think they come from Brittany. Or you would be called Normand or LeNormand! :)Quote:
Originally posted by proxima centaur
Marina: Were you born in Rennes?
My ancestors came from Normandy to Canada in 1663. Any chance we might be related? :p
No I was born near Paris.
And I have no relative around here.
did you see a family look in my picture??? ;)
Marina
Yves seems nowhere to be seen here today. Except: I looked in his profile and there I found with last post:
09-19-2002 04:18 AM
adding text to RichEdit box !
Yves, please, do not tell me you are coding till 4 o'clock in the morning?
Hehe, no way, I was watching a movie and just came by Codeguru before I went to bed ;)