Ok. I won :) .Quote:
Originally Posted by j0nas
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Ok. I won :) .Quote:
Originally Posted by j0nas
In whom should we trust anymore if even the (surrogate) God went crazy? :confused: :eek:
Hey. Just because I have dellusional thoughts and a tendency to run at people with a knife, doesn't mean that I'm crazy...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I won :) .
Trust in your spork and keep it by your side at al times. Swear loyalty to the national spork association. "You can take my spork when you pry it from my cold dead fingers."Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
May the force be with me...
May the spork be with you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
I see the Spork is strong with you...
Tested he will be.
im in bucharest, which has just suffered a 5.8 richter earthquake. everyone is alerted.
I thought that must have hit Bucharest too. I've seen last night at TV, but it was from Constanta, not Bucharest. :eek: :o
i was listening to something, had my headphones in my ears and suddenly my keyboard starts to vibrate, i didnt realise it first, but when ive seen that my desk was shaaaaakkkkkyyyy too , i knew then, and i ran to calm my mother who gets frightened very easily..
To win in this post, you must first win this post, then wait until someone else wins this post, and then win the post.
TRIPLE RECURSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm still wondering what happened to the spork...
He went for a cup of coffee and never returned... :sick:
ACK!!! Spork was attacked by the coffee machine monster... did he survive? Tune in next post for another exciting installment in the life and times of SPORK -- utensil of the masses!
i killed spork.
happy now? :p
Nooooooooo poor Spork
/me arranges funeral and invites all of CG...
I have hidden his body and now tell everybody that spork has resurrected. Praised be the spork, for he has died for our coffee addiction and now we can be redeemed.
What in the name of spork are you talking about :ehh: ?Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I won :) .
:D :D
I will be the last!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D
:D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
No chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D
You guys have no hope! I mean really - it's obvious that I've won, praise be to Spork!
Spork for prez!!
Who says u win :p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
Thank spork for that! :rolleyes:
Don't take the Spork's name in vain!! :eek:
And of course, get out there and vote. Vote early, Vote often. Remember to get your dead relatives out to vote too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
Aye! Good point -- Calling all US CG members... The holy Spork commands you to excersize your democratic right to vote!!
I voted Albani for Major!
:thumb:
May Spork watch over the US elections.
Indeed... Cnn at the moment is reporting 249 for Bush, 242 for Kerry....
Let's hope Kerry bags Ohio!! May the will of the Spork be done!
I've been following what I can from this US elections. Ohio, Iowa & Nw. Mexico... waiting... wanting 270 for Mr. Kerry... ... mmm ... Bush getting more votes... mmm.
Bush wins... Kerry wins... "everyone wins".... I'm winning this thread then going to bed.
hehehe... No matter who wins the election, the Spork will still be there...
I'm sorry to say that you haven't won the thread - I have! The holy Spork spoke to me in a vision and told me to post now and I would be rewarded!
O'k, then, here I give you my personal reward: see how I win :)Code:I'm sorry to say that you haven't won the thread - I have!
The holy Spork spoke to me in a vision and told me to post now and I would be rewarded!
You need more faith, maybe if you pray to the Spork it will grant you another vision and you can post before this thread gets closed because of excess baggage!!! :)
:( The Spork must have been trying to teach me a lesson, for the Spork is NEVER WRONG!!! :D :D
Just you wait until I manage to snag Moderator status somewhere!!! I'll post and close the thread, ensuring my own victory... hmmm sounds quite a lot like a Bush tactic :lol:
So, after counting all ballots in Ohio, Bush leads with 136,000 votes, but it looks like the democrats will call for provisional ballots counting... Another 2 weeks on uncertainty... :eek: :sick: :(
Yes, I'm guessing that too. Me also learning a lesson about "persistence, hard work and key-smashing" (F5 and all that stuff).Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
I agree. You could also use a Kerry tactic: take the money from your wife, call a Emergency Meeting, get the Moderator to assist, and buy the Moderator the right to close the thread, at the time you post the last. Less traumatical but you would have problems with your wife, your bank and the next people to think in an "original and never seen before" "the last one to post in this thread wins" thread...Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
Or... you could use the Palmer tactic: Ask your better agent to make you the favour, to find the Moderator and push him to close the thread after you have posted the last. You would also require assistance from a National Agency in order to make something to collapse the web traffic and give time to your agent to catch the Moderator and push him easily, no victims, before someone else (who has misteryous interests in the last posting and has been manipulating the events in the thread in the last 24 hours) posts the last.
...mmm...
And, of course, I'm winning by now. It's 10:25 in my country and I'm waiting for not to use a traumatical "Bush-approach" to stand after the election results...
Gee... That's crazy... better log out and do some work
:blush:
Who is The Spork?
An americanization of the italian word "Sporcaccione"??
Spork = Spoon + fork
a spoon with tines on the end
Faith means no knowledge. You must have faith in Spork, not knowledge about Him.
Cilu speaks the truth! We must not attempt to understand the Spork! It is not possible to fully comprehend the majesty of a well made Spork! Instead we should honour and praise the mighty Spork.
All Hail the Spork!!!
It's not me speaking. It's Spork talking through me, delivering you the truth, which shall set you free.
Praise be His name.
All Hail The Spork...
And also All Hail Cilu, the One Prophet of the Spork...
He has been taught the Truth, and now he shares it with all mankind. Maybe Bush could talk to Cilu and understand that what matters is the Spork, so he can let the Presidency to Kerry.
Listen to me, my children: Spork is love, Spork is peace, Spork is beauty. My first teach to you, coming from Spork is this: thou shall love your leaders, but thou shall not trust them under no circumstances, for great disappointments awaits thy.
May Spork watch over you.
Particulary if that 'leader' doesn't know the good, the love, the peace and the beauty of The Spork... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Shall the Spork grant Cilu the "Last, Winning" Post, not as soon as now, but after a long and fierce F5-smashing campaign (we're still far to the 1000th post), in which unfaithfuls will grow to appreciate the power of the Spork and I will --at least-- make lit of any keyboard in front of a connected terminal.
Is this something like the Spork???
Just a plastic tool for little children who cannot handle a real fork??
I know what comes next from Cilu:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
"How you dare! To make this kind of unfaithful claim about the nature of the Spork!
The Spork, we've been told, has not to be known, it has to be trusted, and believed. If you have a Spork, you need nothing more. The Spork is stronger. I'm your Spork, Luke (ala Vader). etc... granted by The Spork"
Ok, just that.
Those who don't trust the Spork, stay away of the F5-smashing arena.
Andrea, it is forbidden to make idolic images of the Spork :eek: !!! You are however correct, in your drawing of the mighty Spork... but you should seek forgiveness from the Spork for your tresspasses immediately!! :)
Perhaps Cilu, High Priest of the Spork can absolve you of your sins! :)
All Hail the Spork, Praise be the Spork!
I can't take it any more. Once again Tom grabs a fork, jumps on a table, and yells: "I'm breaking out of this joint. Who's going with me?" A confederate throws a bottle of taco sauce at the wall and shouts: "Chevrolet!!!!!". The only possible conclusion is that Medicine doesn't have all the answers, just the questions.
Tom stands on the pedestal of truth and proclaims:
"Prices fluctuate".
Sheesh! And I thought I was a bit nuts??!! Tom takes the cake!!!
Praise be to the mighty Spork