The "last one to post on this thread wins" Thread

Some of us got the idea of this thread wrong: This thread is not for winning it forever: Everyone shall be a winner for several minuites or even hours. Declaring one winner does not meet the philosophy of this thread.

Everyone wins! Nobody looses!
Viva la Schokoladenkuchen!

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Originally Posted by leojose

I didn't know there were female Jedis :ehh: ...hope I don't have to battle Darth vader for her ;)

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No, but you have to battle Darth Cilu for them. Darth Cilu is much more powerful than Darth Vader. :D

I'm still looking for volunteers from the members of the forum for the lapdance... :p

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Originally Posted by cilu

I'm still looking for volunteers from the members of the forum for the lapdance... :p

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what is the minimum criteria to qualify? :D

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Originally Posted by NoHero

Everyone wins! Nobody looses!

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oww...that beats the fun out of it... :(

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Originally Posted by leojose

oww...that beats the fun out of it... :(

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I tell you the hard truth: If we have a winner, this thread is useless. If a thread is useless it get's closed. I don't this thread to be closed. This is an endless discussion, which can't be stoped.

Everyone can be a winner!

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Originally Posted by NoHero

I don't this thread to be closed. This is an endless discussion, which can't be stoped.

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gotcha! ;) ...the 'dangling carrot' phenomena... :cool:

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Originally Posted by leojose

gotcha! ;) ...the 'dangling carrot' phenomena... :cool:

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aha... and that is?

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Originally Posted by NoHero

aha... and that is?

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you 'dangle' a carrot(the lapdancer) at the end of a stick and place it in front of the nose of a donkey(ahem..you know who :rolleyes: )...it will keep walking, in anticipation that it may be able to reach it(become a winner)...in the process the donkey becomes a source of locomotion and takes you to where you want to go(the never ending thread aka. TWESIS !!!) ;) :D

The only problem: The donkey will starve one day. This thread won't. The only true comparision is: Perpetuum Mobile.

/mit meiner unsichtbaren eismaschine...

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Originally Posted by NoHero

The only problem: The donkey will starve one day. This thread won't. The only true comparision is: Perpetuum Mobile.

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Ah yes, I have one in my room :)

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Originally Posted by Marc G

Ah yes, I have one in my room :)

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Well... to be frank, there exists no Perpetuum Mobile. So what do you have exactly in your room?

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Originally Posted by NoHero

Well... to be frank, there exists no Perpetuum Mobile.

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That's what you believe ;) Who says that the laws of thermodynamics prohibiting perpetuum mobiles are correct :p

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Originally Posted by leojose

what is the minimum criteria to qualify? :D

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To be willing... :D

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Originally Posted by cilu

I'm still looking for volunteers from the members of the forum for the lapdance... :p

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Originally Posted by cilu

To be willing... :D

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:ehh: Are you saying you're looking for male lap dancers? :D
Too bad I can't find that gif file... I think its just the thing you guys are looking for. :D

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Originally Posted by Max Payne

as far as I can tell, she is ex-Jedi and wears a mask, you know she converted to the dark side..

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Speaking of Jedis, Star Wars, and lap dance, look at this: http://www.georgettesworld.com/main/pic184.html

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Originally Posted by Marc G

That's what you believe ;) Who says that the laws of thermodynamics prohibiting perpetuum mobiles are correct :p

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To be frank: The only perpetuum mobile I know is the one from Einstuerzende Neubauten. If you have one: Show it to me! :D

/andreas is a posting perpetuum mobile