From : Simon666
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On the contrary, I've been playing too little Duke Nuke'm. Duke Nuke'm Forever seems to let us wait, ... em, well forever.
That's why! The company chose this name cos' they're taking ages to create the game. Their CEO invited over me this afternoon to have chicken chop with him, while discussing how to optimize the current Duke Nuke'em Forever program. U see, their project planning sucks from the start, and now, without my help, chances are that they're gonna suffer hugh $$$ losses.
Hmmm......I managed to helped them improve the overall project by 402%, which is great.
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If you do not want me to spend my time trying to nuke people, maybe you can answer to this question . That way I can keep myself busy for a little while longer.
Nice trick!(to kids, that is)
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I also did a search on Simon666 and found this ugly b*st*rd . Although he is also 24 years old, that is not me (I look better, or at least I like to think so).
Hmmm......on one hand, u look more gentle and refined than him, but he looks more honest while you look more like those sly, scheming folks.(no offence)
My company, Mikrosoft, is hiring 2 new executives next week. I think I would hire him as one of those probably candidates. :)
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Otherwise, we would be trembling for the programming skills of BeelzeXeon, the programming demon. And YOU accuse ME of being a satanist, Xeon.
My! U make me feel so grand! Yes, yes! Thank you! :D
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Because I am Satan, and the original Simon666. Behold those who use my user name in vain, like this guy . I will unleash my 4 horsemen upon him.
Oh yeah, really?! :cool:
These 4 horsemen.......I've seen their pictures before. One of them is Apolcalypse,(if I'm not wrong) but I've forgotten the other 3.
Anyway, after I've upgraded to version 2, code-named BeelzeXeon, the terrible blasting demon lord, maybe I can show your horsemen some cool tricks they've never seen before. How about this move called "Prison Gate of Beheading"? Maybe they love to taste this? :D
From Elrond :
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Look at my name:
elrond. I can find three 6 in it. Am I the devil?
Proof:
If you look at the letter 'd' in a mirror, then you will see a six.
It is the same for 'el', that almost look like a 'd' (then mirror...)
It is also the same with 'ro', it's a lying 6, but once again you can see it as a 6.
Really, Elrond!!!! I never knew you have such a creative mindset! Anyway, trying to get 666 from your name is like trying to relate the code of AfxBeginThread() with that cute **** in that p*nthhouse. :)
From Irona20 :
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Yes... yes... I confess it ... I am a man but please!!! please!!! you can't say that to my boyfriend ... he still thinks that I am a young and smart girl
My! U 2 must have an online relationship, eh? If that's the case........can someone please gimme the e-mail address of thw FBI? U know, they're hunting down Internet paedophiles lately, and in the UK recently, they've caught 7000 (likely) paedophiles.(this is 100% true, according to a newspaper......I'm not joking)
From Cimperiali :
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And about Imperiali, it is like "of emperor". Yes, my name is a bit pretencious, and since I was young I heard my fellow kid on it...Luckily it is not something so easy to kid for the bad...
Actually, SimpleReally......I do hope I've such a great name. Imperiali.......really really magnificient and cool, I tell you!
But then, since my name is Beal Gates, I should still feel proud.......after all, my company, Mikrosoft Inc., is the largest enterprise in the Universe.
U see, I myself don't even know how it became so successful......I started this company with Pour Allen a long time ago, and now......God!
These past few years, Thomas Jeckfield Jeckson, the anti-trust judge, keep trying to split up my company over the Mikrosoft Weendows and the Mikrosoft Internat X-Plorer browser. I guess he's got nothing better to do, u know.
Anyway, hope u guys can support my company by purchasing at least 3 copies of Mikrosoft Vizual Studio .nag as soon as possible.
Because you guys are from Codeguru, free magazines of hot cute gurls are included with the pack as well, as well as an unlimited life-time of coding support and MSDN(Mikrosoft Sweet Darn Nymphos) subscription. Thank you.
Yours Sincerely,
Beal Gates.
Mikrosoft Chairman, Founder, CEO and Chief Software Architect.
