Aaaaarrrrrggghhhhh..... Xeon has found a way to defeat me. Keep that thing away from me. No. No.. Nooo.... :eek: :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
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Aaaaarrrrrggghhhhh..... Xeon has found a way to defeat me. Keep that thing away from me. No. No.. Nooo.... :eek: :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
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So now we know that the + is Simon's weakness, and that kryptonite causes Yves to not be able to use his moderating powers... so what is Xeon's weakness? (I, of course, have none)
I was just kidding. I'm still alive, what cannot be said of you when I'm finished with you. :D Xeon's weakness is 'gurls' ofcourse. All we need to do is arrange a date for him with a believable drag queen, so he finds out too late and gets a heart attack.Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
So now we know that the + is Simon's weakness, and that kryptonite causes Yves to not be able to use his moderating powers... so what is Xeon's weakness? (I, of course, have none)
What's the sound I hear in the background?
Crowds of people cheer out of admiration of this witty yet evil plan.
As Blackadder would have said it : "I have a plan so cunning
you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.".
No, I think you're just saying you're kidding to cover up the weakness you've exposed. Hows this:Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
I was just kidding. I'm still alive, what cannot be said of you when I'm finished with you. :D Xeon's weakness is 'gurls' ofcourse.
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With this I can fend off Yves (the top is kryptonite), Simon (the bottom is a cross), and Xeon (the whole thing is a female symbol). Excellent.
From Simon:
Hi Simon! Awwww! U're such a sweet, awesome and cute guy who's totally warm and friendly!Quote:
Aaaaarrrrrggghhhhh..... Xeon has found a way to defeat me. Keep that thing away from me. No. No.. Nooo....
U're so just, gallant, handsome and impartial! Whoa! Tomorrow, I'll send 6000,000 gurls to you to show that you're our Lord!
By the way, to show that you're our noble Lord, the knight above all knights and the saint above all great saints, go to :
http://www.debevec.org/StPauls/actual-cross.jpg
Yes, that's right. Please visit the address above. U're the man, right? And no.......that's a picture of a really cute ****, trust me. Yes, that's right.
Arrgggghh!!!!!!! Simon has melted! YAY!!!!!!! How cool! Tis' payback time, BUSTER! I'm SOOOOOOO HAPPY! WHAT CAN YOU DO TO ME, BUSTER!!!!!!!!! YAAARGGHHHH!!!!!! BOOOOO!!!!!!!
This is what I call "drinking your own medicine", buster!!!!!!
From Solar:
By the way, where's Yves my ex-Mafia boss? I haven't seem to see him since 3 weeks ago. :eek:Quote:
So now we know that the + is Simon's weakness, and that kryptonite causes Yves to not be able to use his moderating powers... so what is Xeon's weakness? (I, of course, have none)
Kid! Is this how you repay the hand that feed you when you're a baby! Pooh! U ingrateful buster!Quote:
With this I can fend off Yves (the top is kryptonite), Simon (the bottom is a cross), and Xeon (the whole thing is a female symbol). Excellent.
Looks like nobody here misses Yves until Solar just mentioned him.
Maybe he is busy explaining to his Mafia group why his nationality isn't Russian.:p
If the whole thing is a female symbol, you're going to attract Xeon instead of fending him off. That's so dumb I would nominate you again for dumbest codeguru. Too bad I already voted.Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
No, I think you're just saying you're kidding to cover up the weakness you've exposed. Hows this:
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With this I can fend off Yves (the top is kryptonite), Simon (the bottom is a cross), and Xeon (the whole thing is a female symbol). Excellent.
Singapore Population: 4,151,264. You moron, you wouldn't have any gurls left not in Singapore, not even in your entire close region. :rolleyes: But I appreciate the offer, thanks. :p Oh, and crosses or holy water don't do me anything. Haven't you learned anything from The Excorcist?Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
U're so just, gallant, handsome and impartial! Whoa! Tomorrow, I'll send 6000,000 gurls to you to show that you're our Lord!
From CBasicNet:
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Looks like nobody here misses Yves until Solar just mentioned him.
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Nah! :)
I do miss him. It's just that I wanna be a real man and I don't wanna talk about my feelings in public. And no. I'm not a gay, thank you. :)
From Simon:
Nice of you, Simmy! Must have got that figure from the Web once again, eh? Whoa! :rolleyes:Quote:
Singapore Population: 4,151,264. You moron, you wouldn't have any gurls left not in Singapore, not even in your entire close region. But I appreciate the offer, thanks. Oh, and crosses or holy water don't do me anything. Haven't you learned anything from The Excorcist?
And u're the moron if any, kid!
First of all, we're talkin' about globalisation nowadays. Since when do I have to dry up the female population here in Singapore?! Use your feeble brains to think, buster pal. Aye~! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
Okay... so my invention isn't exactly going to earn me millions... so what?
:( that hurts.Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
If the whole thing is a female symbol, you're going to attract Xeon instead of fending him off. That's so dumb I would nominate you again for dumbest codeguru. Too bad I already voted.
Yep, it looks that way. Yves and me, we go way back. We both went to the same pre-school and all. Nah I'm just kiddin around. But we did join CG at around the same time, we were in the "Solve this logical task" thread together. Good times. But we've also had our problems. He closed the "Not worth reading" thread, and messed around in it a bunch. Overall though Yves is a pretty cool guy. When I get my grlz from Xeon, I'm gonna forward half of them to Yves.Quote:
Originally posted by CBasicNet
Looks like nobody here misses Yves until Solar just mentioned him.
Seems like you are the 'Dumbest codeguru' because:Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
And u're the moron if any, kid!
First of all, we're talkin' about globalisation nowadays. Since when do I have to dry up the female population here in Singapore?! Use your feeble brains to think, buster pal. Aye~! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
1) It is "you", not "u". :p
2) You mention "First of all", while there is no second or third. :rolleyes:
3) I already mentioned in the original post 'not only Singapore', but also your entire close region. Maybe you really are blind. Again, here are the sunglasses : :cool:
4) You just are because I say so. :D
I didn't mean that one. I think it should be Xeon, but then again, there is only choice between you and me. And by the way, when Yves complained to me about insomnia in a PM, I suggested him to go sleep with the fishes. He said he had heard of this once and would ask his mafia buddies to arrange it. Gee, I wonder if anything happened to him? ;) :pQuote:
Originally posted by solarflare
that hurts.
Now that you bring it up, he has been gone for two weeks... and no mention of traveling... :confused::confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
Gee, I wonder if anything happened to [Yves]?
From Solar:
Of course it does, Solar pal. Fopr the 29473,000,5726-th time, Simon is mean and heartless.Quote:
that hurts.
Yes, yes.......Yves. The coolest moderator of all time. You can curse like never before and say the foulest language ever and he's not gonna send you warning letters! When he's back, I'm probably gonna test his kindness and patience and curse at him outta the blue like tomorrow's gonna end. Real cool! :DQuote:
Yep, it looks that way. Yves and me, we go way back. We both went to the same pre-school and all. Nah I'm just kiddin around. But we did join CG at around the same time, we were in the "Solve this logical task" thread together. Good times. But we've also had our problems. He closed the "Not worth reading" thread, and messed around in it a bunch. Overall though Yves is a pretty cool guy. When I get my grlz from Xeon, I'm gonna forward half of them to Yves.
And yes. Before you forward those innocent teens to Yves, be sure to study the Spanish customs checkpoint properly. They may charge you fees etc.
From Simon:
No. Read below. :o:oQuote:
I didn't mean that one. I think it should be Xeon, but then again, there is only choice between you and me. And by the way, when Yves complained to me about insomnia in a PM, I suggested him to go sleep with the fishes. He said he had heard of this once and would ask his mafia buddies to arrange it. Gee, I wonder if anything happened to him?
(by the way, Simon......I'm darn sick of you and I really am gonna launch a plan to get you ban once and for all! :p)
From Solar:
Yves must have gone for a holiday without telling anyone.Quote:
Now that you bring it up, he has been gone for two weeks... and no mention of traveling...
U see, Yves lives in Madrid, Spain.
And according to the Virgin Irona, the Goddess of all Goddess, she told me most working folks in Madrid are gonna have a 24 days-long holiday.(including Herself)
And since Irona lives in Madrid, which is the same as Yves, isn't it likely that Yves has gone for a quiet holiday? ;);)
When Yves pal gets back, I'm gonna try my torture tools on him so that he'll inform us of any holidays instead of leaving quietly. After all, me and Solar used to be his ex-Mafia men. :cool:
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Originally posted by Simon666
I saw the movie and let me tell you : the ending sucked. I had to see the sequel to understand what the lousy ending was all about.
Maybe my English is too poor or what! A few years ago, I read the first book of 'Lord of the Ring' halfway and I lost track of the story.:p The book is very boring compared to its prequel 'The Hobbit'.I did not go to watch the movieQuote:
Originally posted by solarflare
How can a person as brilliant as you, Simon, be so blind? The movies are never never never like the book! I'll grant you this: the movies sucked long and hard. But the books were good. Perhaps you'd like Asimov instead.
I heard that this trilogy was written in 1973. Heck these novels are even older than me!:rolleyes:
Ahh this reminds me of the first Science Fiction (series of 4) novels I read, 'Rings of the Master' by Jack L. Chalker. Hmm, I was 13 years old then. I hadn't got my first PC until I was 17 years old. This novels sparked my interest in computers. Master in 'Rings of the Master' is referring to a SuperComputer called Master-System.
This is a short narration of how the story plot (roughly) goes (for those are interested),
In the future, a few scientists had invented Master-System, and there were 5 rings(with embedded micro circuitry) to control Master-System. Master-System killed its inventors. But its inventors had programmed Master System in such a way that the 5 rings were not to be destroyed and must be in the hands of humans at all the time. And Master-System had to obey whoever had the 5 rings.
Master-System destroyed everything which was technological and Mankind went back to live their lifestyle as it was before the Age of Enlightenment. After a few centuries, most of the people forgot and didn't know their lives were actually ruled by a Computer.
'Rings of the Master' is about a small group of people who stumbled about this Truth and their search to find the five Rings to set Mankind free.
His other books, Jack wrote, are not that captivating. His 'Moreau Factor' is so boring and its ending is so abrupt and anti-climaxed.
Heard that Asimov is good but I only read 2 books which he co-authored with Robert Silverberg, 1 being 'NightFall' and another is 'The Ugly Little Boy'Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
How can a person as brilliant as you, Simon, be so blind? The movies are never never never like the book! I'll grant you this: the movies sucked long and hard. But the books were good. Perhaps you'd like Asimov instead.
Used to read Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine in 1991-1992.:D
I didn't mean that the books are better than the movies, or that the movies are better than the books. Both are possible on different occasions.