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Well the typical depiction of Jesus is with long hair and a beard.
Well, I should get it by myself... Thanks, Souldog, for description.Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
Well the typical depiction of Jesus is with long hair and a beard.
My face is shorn my hair is tight, I'm ready for the world, lordy help me
But wait, I don't have body hair; I have fur.Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
Well regardless of what women tell you about how hair is gross.
(I am talking about all hair: Body hair and the hair on your head)
Remeber this: CHICKS DIG HAIR
Are you saying the babes would love it if I walked the dog in a speedo? (Me in the speedo not the dog:))
Women will tell you different, but they are full of *hit. Deap down
inside they dig it
Me and my chickadee friend use to get kicks sitting outside on the boardwalk at a bar in Ocean city Maryland, watching kids in speedos...best one...
Old guy, matted down with fur, gray fur, in a pink speedo...ohh the horror....
I have to say that that is pretty horrible, but I am not a c_hick.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
Old guy, matted down with fur, gray fur, in a pink speedo...ohh the horror....
Your chickadee friend was digging it, regardless of the front she
was putting on.
Why I think your right, for some reason she always wanted me to drop trou, and show her my hairy _a_s_s....your so smart.
I know:rolleyes: its not easy neitherQuote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
your so smart.
Today was the most boring day possibe... When I reached the later stages of the day, during ordinarily boring activities, I was relatively mildly excited. This saddens me. To the point of boredom. I am not making this up.
My last few weeks have been so boring that I thought everyone here would be bored to know. I went to work and (get this) I had to work the entire time. No time for games, no time for CodeGuru, no time for anything but work. And really boring work too (just basic, mindless refactoring -- no new functionality or anything). But now I am free for a little while... but I guess that brings me off topic.
My friends...tommorrow my basement will be flooded...but If I die, fighting the good fight, speak kindly of me, say he was killed by the soft caresses of isabel....she touched my heart....
We have this funny guy here... so we're looking at the latest satellite imagery of Isabel, right, and there's a red zone across the coastline of North Carolina. Some dude says what's the red area, the response comes, "certain death." Okay okay, I guess you had to kinda be there. Anyway I'm not looking forward to this... of course the strong side of the hurricane is always to the East which is lucky because it will pass by to the West - oh darn, wait a second. Right now there is a ziplock bag caulked to the roof because there's a fist-sized hold in it. Now you know why I said I'm not looking forward to it.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
My friends...tommorrow my basement will be flooded...but If I die, fighting the good fight, speak kindly of me, say he was killed by the soft caresses of isabel....she touched my heart....
<Edit>I am sorry, I didnot mean something bad at the time I posted this, I just think again and find that it sounds like something not............., I am really sorry....Hope someone could understand...
well what can I say, but that the fact we wil brunt it for you PA guys...got the generator outside, two 5 gallon thingee's of gas. and the nuclear hatches all batton'd down...Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
We have this funny guy here... so we're looking at the latest satellite imagery of Isabel, right, and there's a red zone across the coastline of North Carolina. Some dude says what's the red area, the response comes, "certain death." Okay okay, I guess you had to kinda be there. Anyway I'm not looking forward to this... of course the strong side of the hurricane is always to the East which is lucky because it will pass by to the West - oh darn, wait a second. Right now there is a ziplock bag caulked to the roof because there's a fist-sized hold in it. Now you know why I said I'm not looking forward to it.
ohh yea, and I hit the dream dresser for the little lady...heh heh, I hope the lights do go out :)
I walked the dog 4 miles yesterday. It was about 3.5 miles before she started to calm down. When I got her I thought she would be a calm, mellow dog but, No, she was only mellow because she was sick in the kennel. Now that she is well again, I find I have a really high energy dog. A really nice sweet dog but hyper.
I spilled coffee all over my shirt today.
I was going to check the time on my watch and I was holding the cup. The truly stupid part is that I don't wear watches, it was just going to be part of a pantomime to make fun of sombody else, and the reference to looking at my watch would have been really funny. Turns out it wasn't nearly as funny as everyone else thought. Now I have to wash the shirt after only 4 wearings!
hmm that is funny, I only wash my shirts every two weeks, maybe that's why everyone calls me stinky???Quote:
Originally posted by JPicasso_00
I spilled coffee all over my shirt today.
I was going to check the time on my watch and I was holding the cup. The truly stupid part is that I don't wear watches, it was just going to be part of a pantomime to make fun of sombody else, and the reference to looking at my watch would have been really funny. Turns out it wasn't nearly as funny as everyone else thought. Now I have to wash the shirt after only 4 wearings!
stinky
I moved my car away from the trees...I'm probably gonna lose power, all these people with questions, I'll be so worried, how can I answer their questions???
Maybe in the end it turned out to be really funny, but you didn't notice. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by JPicasso_00
the reference to looking at my watch would have been really funny. Turns out it wasn't nearly as funny as everyone else thought.
Well the power is out, and if you walk outside, you can hear the happy buzzing sound of generators guzzling gasoline...including mine :) :) :) Trees are down, and I don't think I ever want to see 160 mph winds, because 50 mph winds, were bad enough....fells point is flooded so is the city dock in annapolis...
/feeling bad for those people that don't have generators, can you say food spoilage....
I sure was lucky. It was a tropical storm before it really menaced PA. NO power loss, even though my area is prone to it. NO telephone service loss. NO internet access loss. LOTS of sticks and stones, and thats about it. :D:DQuote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
Well the power is out, and if you walk outside, you can hear the happy buzzing sound of generators guzzling gasoline...including mine :) :) :) Trees are down, and I don't think I ever want to see 160 mph winds, because 50 mph winds, were bad enough....fells point is flooded so is the city dock in annapolis...
heh heh, my ex-wife is in power outage (with no generator)...this from my little 13 year old....can you say revenge :) :) :) ok that's bad for me, told the spawn to go get some dry ice....Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
I sure was lucky. It was a tropical storm before it really menaced PA. NO power loss, even though my area is prone to it. NO telephone service loss. NO internet access loss. LOTS of sticks and stones, and thats about it. :D:D
Sorry I forgot to add one thing: NO Phillies loss ;).Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
I sure was lucky. It was a tropical storm before it really menaced PA. NO power loss, even though my area is prone to it. NO telephone service loss. NO internet access loss. LOTS of sticks and stones, and thats about it. :D:D
the day...in pictures...courtesty baltimore sun/ap :)
http://www.sunspot.net/news/weather/...home-headlines
glad I don't own a rowhouse in baltiy or annapoli
Mick2002, Where is Kaboom?:)
in my pants....tee hee :) :) :)Quote:
Originally posted by hometown
Mick2002, Where is Kaboom?:)
What are you talking? What is kaboom?Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
in my pants....tee hee :) :) :)
I saw that word in your signature....
Quote:
Originally posted by hometown
What are you talking? What is kaboom?
Well if your a looney tuner kaboom is a very large explosion...thus the line: where is the earth shattering kaboom :)
of course there is always that darn wabbit to deal with :) :) :)
:)Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
Well if your a looney tuner kaboom is a very large explosion...thus the line: where is the earth shattering kaboom :)
of course there is always that darn wabbit to deal with :) :) :)
:( :mad:
well it's sunday 1'ish pm, been out of main power since thrusday around 8pm or 9pm, cause I didn't kick the generator on til midnight...but I guess all is well, they are working on my road, it's kinda twisty, wooded, ravine kinda road, apparently at the end of the road, many trees are down on the power lines, found that out today, cause the power company BG/E was out there clearing the trees and had the road closed, so had to take the long way around to get where I was going, which was the BEERAGE store that had juice 15 miles down the road...but you know, guys are working hard, try clearing downed trees with a chainsaw..it's pretty good exercise....lots of trees down on my drive to the COLD BEER STORAGE, but I live kinda surronded in a state park so we got lots of treeage...I feel really bad for the people without power and all the food spoilage, but I did get to witness hoarding, lady bought like 15 pounds of ice, while I was there, umm you know 4 maybe 5 would have done, it's gonna melt anyways.....jeez...people..
had two people die down in my old stomping ground of pasadena (pass a stinking dena, like I call it) guy put his generator in his basement....carbon monixode shortly ensued, 3 year old daughter died along with him...I don't know what he was thinking...sad...
aww you gotta love those guys, 30 minutes later my power is back on...you think maybe they heard me???
Congrats!! Even though I get blackouts every other week it seems, I don't have a generator, but none have lasted as long as yours.
Then how can you be online ? and watch comedies on television ?Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Congrats!! Even though I get blackouts every other week it seems, I don't have a generator, but none have lasted as long as yours.
well you know, solarflare...probably catching those sun rays, converting them somehow for energy, just like the CIA and NSA, just like the aliens in roswell, they will never let us ordinary citizens know...but we know, we liberal left know about your conservaties skull and bones, your new world order, your affilication with the illuminati and the knights templar....we know...we know...pass the bowl we know....dude where's the chips???Quote:
Originally posted by hometown
Then how can you be online ? and watch comedies on television ?
:oNo, you don't know...:oQuote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
we liberal left know about your conservaties skull and bones, your new world order, your affilication with the illuminati and the knights templar....we know...we know...
Visiting sites with pop-ups just to see the pop-up blocker count go up and up and up for no reason.
/Boring Thread
I take a close look at your face and I have to say that you look so cute.....Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
:oNo, you don't know...:o
I am going to do some work.:)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..............Quote:
Originally posted by hometown
I take a close look at your face and I have to say that you look so cute.....
I meant those icons only, nothing more or less, dont get me wrong Okay ?:(
Quote:
Originally posted by hometown
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..............
I meant those icons only, nothing more or less, dont get me wrong Okay ?:(
Don't worry Nina, we all know what you are really saying...;)
Cause you know....Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
Don't worry Nina, we all know what you are really saying...;)
/I got it bad, I got it bad, I got it bad, I'm hot for nina, ohh yes I'm hot.....-> Van Halen (original)
//Ok so early Van Halen, I was listening to the Cure back then....
Hmmm let's see...
State Abbreviation...MD....PA
State of Emergency...YES...NO
I live there.........NO...YES
Conclusion: :p:p:p
:)Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Hmmm let's see...
State Abbreviation...MD....PA
State of Emergency...YES...NO
I live there.........NO...YES
Conclusion: :p:p:p
Blah.
"I seem to be having trouble with my lifestyle" said Arthur Dent.
well I have to say watching my tuesday night bravo, queer eye for the mick guy...jai is mine (if I switch to playing on the same side) carson is the person I'd party with (reminds me of someone) and the guy that does the cooking has to be the one I'd stay with, what is up with people gagging on his food preps, I give him props for his choices....
funny show, very funny...
Did I do something wrong or weird ? I dont know so if you dont tell me, i will never know....Perhaps you dont tell me because you dont want to let me know right ? But I want to know...So if you keep silent, I would like to know more and more since you always say something I really donot know...Tell me if you really want to let me know...Okay ?