Never mention nuts around a squirrel unless you really mean it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
So where is the cake?
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Never mention nuts around a squirrel unless you really mean it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
So where is the cake?
The holy Spork will determine who gets cake and who doesn't!
"Fear my squirrelly wrath!" -- Foamy (www.illwillpress.com/vault.html)
Spork is angry with your sins and he commands you redeem. Put your faith in Spork and He shall fill your souls with love, peace and joy.
I see that faith in Spork is strong with octavo. The all-mighty Spork want you to share the cake.Quote:
Originally Posted by octavo
If you order an Enchirito at Taco Bell, they give you a plastic spork.
Remember: Friends don't let friends eat at Taco Bell.
Spork invites you to eat at Taco Bell.
Mommy uses a Giant Spork to mix spaghetti (:p Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!) while they are boiling!!
Mommy is always right!
Incorrect! Unless Mommy is getting her wisdom directly from the Holy Spork, Mommy is *not* always right.Quote:
Mommy is always right!
Only the holy Spork can always be right, as the Spork is right!
:eek: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
You wise man!
A song for Spork:
O Spork, Thou hast searched me and known me.
Thou dost know when I sit down and when I rise up;
Thou dost understand my thought from afar.
Thou dost scrutinize my path and my lying down,
And art intimately acquainted with all my ways.
Even before there is a word on my tongue,
Behold, O SPORK, Thou dost know it all.
Thou hast enclosed me behind and before,
And laid Thy hand upon me.
Such knowledge is too wonderful for me;
It is too high, I cannot attain to it.
/In Spork we trust
Blarg.
Thus spake Spork...
The last person to post on this thread may win but the next person to post on this thread will be a LOSER.
Thank Spork I took the anti-loser spell from the previous room... :D
It wasn't The Spork it was just pure luck.... :lol:
Luck? No! But my habit to collect all the spells I can find... ;)
I just don't trust them.
Right! Collecting strange things can lead to catastrophic page faults!!
That happens only if you are a beginner... Well, I'm not! :D
Hi not. It is nice to meet you NOT.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
:D ... hehe ... funny :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Hahaha :p
Spork forgive them, for they don't know what they are doing.
Nyeener,Nyeener,Nyeener.......
Ie.: spork'em.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I am not a Giraffe.
Behold, for Spork may turn you into one...
I am not a Spork.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
You cannot be a spork, for there is only one Spork. And you're definitely not Him.
I got a Giant Spork for spaghetti mixing, and once I had a little Spork for eating when I was a baby child... so we are at 2 Sporks, plus the millions of Sporks produced by "The Spork Factory Inc.".
also there are sporks, Sporks, sporkS, sPoRkS and SpOrKs
:lol: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HICH! :lol:
No, you got that wrong. There is one and only Spork. But He is in everything and everywhere. You might see different instances of Spork, but all they are one.
The Holy Spork is multi-threaded and yet memory effecient. Truly the Spork does not use VB.
Does not use VB... :lol: that was so good, also so right...
Not only that.
The Holy Spork exists as an individual and unique Entity through a Singleton and allows the Prophet Cilu to wield its Knowledge through the use of a good Visitor -- or Messenger --. It is multithreaded, and also it starts before any other service in the Universe by exporting a NtServiceStart seraph to guard the Kernel Mode of our Universe.
But beware! That you can see unholy unfaithfuls playing with false idols resembling the Holy spork, and you will see them, and you will ID them, as they use false or cryptic names such as the "Spork Factory", or they claim that there are things called "sporks" that are just common objects; but you know No One can build the Holy Spork because it is only one and it is instatiated before any other object in the Universe kernel. So behold the Spork.
Sometimes also you see good people, mostly children and hungry people, who are not unfaithfuls, but they know nothing about the Spork, and they carry what is not a false idol, but rather a corporeal, sometimes plastic and accompanied with a "royale with cheese" (or "quarter pound with cheese", you choose) figure, whom they call it just "spork" and that is a Visitor sent by the Holy Spork to take care of this people so that unfaithfuls can not decive them.
Let us all hope Andrea_Rossini was a children playing with a guarder sent by the Spork, and he can not still see the truth... but no problem! The Prophet Cilu will guide you! Heck, even I'm a little bit convinced... :-)
He is both single-threaded and multi-threaded the same time. He does not have to use VB for He is in VB and he is VB. He is in all and everything.Quote:
The Holy Spork is multi-threaded and yet memory effecient. Truly the Spork does not use VB.
And you, my children, should open you eyes and see the wonders of Spork in every line of code you write, in every error message and every crash. For he only guards you agains the evil in the machine. Praised be Spork for that!
:eek: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
But what about The Knipoon??
I use an instance of it during every Nutella-Party!!
Only crazy here ? :D:D:D
I think a Spife is abetter name than a Knipoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
Has the Knork been invented yet?
you BLASPHEMERS!!!!!!
How dare you mention such unholy things as sp... spi.... I can't even bring myself to say it!!
The Holy Spork shall most assuredly strike you down for you vile words! Be warned! The end is nigh!!!
Redeem now, lest you be consumed.
SO!
We've found the Real Form of Evil in this world! It's the antithesis of the Holy Spork, it's the antithesis of whats good, pure and cheap in this world. It was predicted by the Prophet, that unfaithfuls would be born, and come to the Forums of General Chit-Chat About The Meaning of God, and then would plague this world with the name of this entity...
The unholy name of the Beast, the unholy number of the Beast...
Which is called the Spiffff...!(( ($ C$=!$//$=!$==)=!/##$!$ #!)·$@!$/!$!!!! ...
Errr... whatever, I think it is also called the Knipppjcdjr9fioahfiohihahoihfh13hhgpnn!!!
Heck, I can not even pronounce this unholy name!
Unholy This Name Shall Be
Brother Luchin_plusplus could not have said it better!
Rejoice though, brother, for we have among us, the mighty prophet cilu!
Pay no mind to those heathen unbelievers Tom Frohman and Andrea_Rossini. When the day of reckoning comes, the Holy Spork will judge their sins and great their punishment shall be!
All praise the Holy Spork! All praise the prophet cilu!
Brother Luchin you are wise and fair. But be careful with the Evil's name. The entire name is:Quote:
Originally Posted by Luchin_plusplus
KNIFOROON @^^@$:"!(( ($ C$=!$//$=!$==)=!/##$!$ #!)·$@!$/!$"(@)(@)~!!!~#$#$%^%$&^%(^&(&^$(&^(*(&&(*&#(^%)^)%^&)$%^#)$%)#$)*)^){klkle{rtrtet{jkijlijo56545{5876Knipppjcdjr9fioahfiohihahoihfh13hhgpnn654}uyi7}yeutjyuiyuiuoyuiuoi}yututr}.
You should never try to say it all...
Seventior Dishtine KNIFOROON @^^@$:"!(( ($ C$=!$//$=!$==)=!/##$!$ #!)·$@!$/!$"(@)(@)~!!!~#$#$%^%$&^%(^&(&^$(&^(*(&&(*&#(^%)^)%^&)$%^#)$%)#$)*)^){klkle{rtrtet{jkijlijo56545{5876Knipppjcdjr9fioahfiohihahoihfh13hhgpnn654}uyi7}yeutjyuiyuiuoyuiuoi}yututr} Molenko!!!!!!!
Woops! Sorry, :blush: I suppose I summoned The Spife teleporting Him in the Chit Chat Forum!!
Here is a prayer to help you with that. And you all should say it before you go to sleep:
Quote:
Oh Mighty Spork,
you are in everything and you are everything.
In you the darkness is the right hand of light
and light the left hand of darkness,
two in one, life and death, the same.
For we are small and weak
but you are great and strong,
I ask you to give us our daily C++ dope
and deliver us from Java and the evil of Linux.
Your name be forever great.
Amen.
Ummmm...... no.....
I just prefer to sit for a while and look what will happen when The Spork will meet The Spife and, maybe,
bet some €urs on the winner.....
Any other punter who wants to bet some money???
I will be your gamble assistant!! :D
I couldn't afford the exchange rate on the Euros. But I'll put a few US Dollars on the Holy Spork!
about the prayer, whats so evil about linux? i dont get it.
Could it be that good thing don;t come free? :rolleyes:
Anyway....
the words "Power Of The Dragon Flame" remember me someone..... mmmmmmm.....
let me think....... maybe an italian blond guy with the ability to sing like an angel and to talk for entire minutes about nothing without stopping for take a breather......
:thumb:
Yes Luca Trulli may be even more powerful than the Spork! His voice is certainly more powerful thank any old spork or spife! Mighty Rhapsody vs. Holy Spork! You know who my money's on there. Have you gotten the Symphony of the Enchanted Lands Part 2?
No, I like Mighty Rhapsody but I don't have any album :blush: , anyway Fabio Lione is the voice!! I talked with him last year, he was trying to tell me what was appening in his life but he was too drunk! :lol:
Let the Holy ThunderForce defeat the Spork ahahhahaha