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hehehe! :p take care if you don't want to get fat.Quote:
Originally posted by Elrond
And in ten days it's the french national day. I'll go to the French Ambassy and drink plenty of champagne and eat plenty of foie gras. Miam!!!
Today is the Independence day, ten days from today the french national day, and tomorrow, .... tomorow I will take a week of hollydays!!!!! hehehehehe. So see you gurus :D ;)
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Originally posted by Elrond
And in ten days it's the french national day. I'll go to the French Ambassy and drink plenty of champagne and eat plenty of foie gras. Miam!!!
HAPPY FRENCH NATIONAL DAY!
Send some champagne here too!!
Ahhh July 4th....today the Darwin Awards are in full effect....happy thoughts to the idiots that remove themselves from the gene pool today :)
Quick catch this m-80....
>
> > You all know about the Darwin Awards - It's an annual
> > honor given to the person who did the gene pool the
> > biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily
> > stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was
> > killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of
> > him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
> >
> > And this year's nominee is:
> >
> > The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering
> > metal embedded into the side of a cliff rising above
> > the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled
> > the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car. The
> > type of car was unidentifiable at the scene. The lab
> > finally figured out what it was and what had happened.
> >
> > It seems that a guy had somehow gotten hold of a JATO
> > unit (Jet Assisted Take Off - actually a solid fuel
> > rocket) that is used to give heavy military transport
> > planes an extra "push" for taking off from short airfields.
> > He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and
> > found a long, straight stretch of road. Then he attached
> > the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, got up some speed
> > and fired off the JATO!
> >
> > The facts as best as could be determined are that the
> > operator of the 1967 Impala hit the JATO ignition at
> > a distance of approximately 3.0 miles from the crash
> > site. This was established by the prominent scorched
> > and melted asphalt at that location.
> >
> > The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached
> > maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing the Chevy to
> > reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and continuing
> > at full power for an additional 20-25 seconds.
> >
> > The driver, soon to be pilot, most likely would have
> > experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog-fighting
> > F-14 jocks under full afterburners, basically causing
> > him to become insignificant for the remainder of the
> > event. However, the automobile remained on the straight
> > highway for about 2.5 miles (15-20 seconds) before the
> > driver applied and completely melted the brakes, blowing
> > the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road
> > surface, then becoming airborne for an additional 1.4
> > miles and impacting the cliff face at a height of 125
> > feet leaving a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.
> >
> > Most of the driver's remains were not recoverable; however,
> > small fragments of bone, teeth and hair were extracted
> > from the crater and fingernail and bone shards were
> > removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion
> > of the steering wheel.
> >
> > Epilog:
> >
> > It has been calculated that this moron nearly reached
> > Mach I, attaining a ground-speed of approximately 420
> > mph.
>
>
Actually that one's a couple of years old, and I'm not sure if it was ever confirmed....but then, maybe yer email system is slow :)
http://www.darwinawards.com
Hey, Mick, how U will spent this day.
Do not say : "watching a TV, having a beer" :p
From Dimm:
Very funny, DIMM!!!!!! HA HA HA HA! :D Argh!!!!!Quote:
Quakers are peoples who play a game "Quake" every day. How they can do this without elecricity?
Quake 3 is also known as "Quake III : Arena".
In this is case, it is "Quake 4 : Anti-Electricity". :D:D
Yes, plus Xeon. And no.....I'll be going into the army on the 28th July. Life is peaceful for now. :cool:Quote:
Yes, seems so, only Europe residents will be here ... umm + Xeon may be. Hey, Xeon, how your deals with military service now?
MiCk : Hey huny......so, when you comin' over?Quote:
Hey, Mick, how U will spent this day. Do not say : "watching a TV, having a beer"
Veronica : When your wife is away. And your daughter too.
Mick : Will Geraldine, Amy, Paula, Danielle, Selina, Vicki, Hart, Janey, Erin, Alexia and Susan be comin' too?
Veronica : Sure, Mickey darling! I really love it when you behave like a mouse.....oohhh......u make me cringe, sweetie.
We all do!
MiCk : He|| yeah, sure baby! Com'on on over here NOW! I can't wait! My wife and kids are out AND the be.....
Get it, Dimm? I mean, see the answer now? :cool::D
Hmm having a beer and playing red faction? Ok no...usually, eithe r on a boat watching the works explode, or drive down to route 2 and watch the works explode. But actually to tell the truth, I think I'll just fire the grill and drink beer. Guess I'm getting old..haven't even called anyone yet to see what the plans are :) too many cops and too many drunks on the road...err pools open...heh heh and it's gonna be 90 today, maybe I'll just lounge around and roast like a slug...so many options...so little time in the day.Quote:
Originally posted by dimm_coder
Hey, Mick, how U will spent this day.
Do not say : "watching a TV, having a beer" :p
They don't call me mouser for nothing.....it ain't easy being cheesy :)Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
MiCk : Hey huny......so, when you comin' over?
Veronica : When your wife is away. And your daughter too.
Mick : Will Geraldine, Amy, Paula, Danielle, Selina, Vicki, Hart, Janey, Erin, Alexia and Susan be comin' too?
Veronica : Sure, Mickey darling! I really love it when you behave like a mouse.....oohhh......u make me cringe, sweetie.
We all do!
MiCk : He|| yeah, sure baby! Com'on on over here NOW! I can't wait! My wife and kids are out AND the be.....
Get it, Dimm? I mean, see the answer now? :cool::D
Opss, I thought U told about 28 June, but it is July.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From Dimm:
Yes, plus Xeon. And no.....I'll be going into the army on the 28th July. Life is peaceful for now. :cool:
Veronica: Oh, Mickey, please baby, call Dimm, all girls want to see him. We've heard so much about him... oh pleasse...Quote:
MiCk : Hey huny......so, when you comin' over?
Veronica : When your wife is away. And your daughter too.
Mick : Will Geraldine, Amy, Paula, Danielle, Selina, Vicki, Hart, Janey, Erin, Alexia and Susan be comin' too?
Veronica : Sure, Mickey darling! I really love it when you behave like a mouse.....oohhh......u make me cringe, sweetie.
We all do!
MiCk : He|| yeah, sure baby! Com'on on over here NOW! I can't wait! My wife and kids are out AND the be.....
So I think looks much better :cool:
Well, not so bad, even good, all U need is to have some pals with U hm... girls by wish :p + beer + some food...Quote:
Originally posted by Mick_2002
But actually to tell the truth, I think I'll just fire the grill and drink beer. Guess I'm getting old..haven't even called anyone yet to see what the plans are :)
really cool... especcially if it is a good wether now in your place U can do it not in a some pub but on the open air :cool:
Here's a tip from your uncle Bob...never drink one too many beers, then throw some gunpowder on your grill, just to see what it will do....Quote:
Originally posted by dimm_coder
Well, not so bad, even good, all U need is to have some pals with U hm... girls by wish :p + beer + some food...
really cool... especcially if it is a good wether now in your place U can do it not in a some pub but on the open air :cool:
From MiCk:
Oh yeah, MiCk. Why is it that your middle name has double quotations around it?Quote:
They don't call me mouser for nothing.....it ain't easy being cheesy
For example, I've seen names such as :
Mary "Jane" Watson
Geraldine "Alexa" Greenlands
The strange part is that some middle names do not have double quotations, as in :
Mary Jane Watson
Is there any reason or explanation for this weird phenomenon? :eek::confused:
From Dimm:
Nay, Dimm! A normal man like MiCk will be satisfied only if he gets 9 girls or more.Quote:
Veronica: Oh, Mickey, please baby, call Dimm, all girls want to see him. We've heard so much about him... oh pleasse...
So I think looks much better
In your case, if you wanna join the bash at MiCk's house, you need to call in 9 more girls to satisfy you too.
So, that's 18. The problem is : I don't think Mick's house is enough to accomodate 20 people! God! :D
(I won't be coming.....if I do, the public transport system would all jammed and MiCk's house would explode) :D
******
How disgusting, dirty, gross and ewwy I must have look by posting all these dirty crap.....really.....the females, if any, on this forum.....must have got disgusted when they hear the word 'Xeon'.
But.....I've no choice......I've to cheer the men up.....sorry, girls...if you need my help in future, I'll try my best to help you.....to make up for my dirtiness......but really, I do care for girls.
Xeon has a kind and sincere heart that lies beneath the abyss...hard to believe, but true.
Ack this is what I mean about cops...
first umm a bank got robbed like yesterday...can you like go find the bank robber?
Steps to take to help out on the july 4th weekend, all in an effort to make the roads safe.
1. Take a tractor, place it on the side of the road, place a radar gun in said tractor.
2. Take a unmarked van, with plenty of cameras, place it on the side of the road...photoshop drivers speeding and aggressive driving.
3. take a bunch of state trucks <highway maintenace trucks> drive them around, but put cops in them with little blue lights to pull you over...
Sometimes I think the reporting of 'what' they are gonna do is enough....
Here we usually have 1 name + name by father, and if someone not familiar with U he must call U by full name. In my case for ex. Dmitriy Alexandriovich (my futher's name - Alexander). Simply Dmitriy goods too (Dima - not so official), but for teachers, peoples who older than U, in official works places - by full name. For ex. in US U say Mr.Anderson, here - Dmitriy Alexandrovich :)Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From MiCk:
Mary "Jane" Watson
Geraldine "Alexa" Greenlands
The strange part is that some middle names do not have double quotations, as in :
Mary Jane Watson
Is there any reason or explanation for this weird phenomenon? :eek::confused:
From Dimm:
In this case, We give him some time to upgrade his house :pQuote:
The problem is : I don't think Mick's house is enough to accomodate 20 people! God! :D
(I won't be coming.....if I do, the public transport system would all jammed and MiCk's house would explode) :D