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I know, I know, Metaphor! :):DQuote:
I'm not a salesman, I'm a programmer.
But then.......
The majority of members here are all lurkers : people who read what others post but don't post any themselves. Kinda shameful, though.Quote:
There thousands of people in this site. Only few people are respoonding.
What these guys really need is a hot plate of Chicken Chop. :)
Mm...chicken...**** you! I haven't even had breakfast!
Hmmm.....I can see that, Metaphor! In your avatar, it's darn obvious your mouth is drooling over thoughts of food!
Ohhh........Chicken Chop......that golden sheen of honey on the boneless chicken meat, with the perfect and aromatic spiciness of black pepper......enough to make your craving taste buds go crazily all over........arrgghh.......u thought of that legendary meal.........you lust hungrily like a desperate wolf who's going to devour a meal designed by God and cooked by Angels.....ahhh......Chicken Chop.......that Food of all food......u wish so heavily that u could have a chance to pick up the fork and knife to slice through the succulent and tender meat.........u wanna eat the french fries that tastes even better than McDonald's.......the sauce......the bread.......bread better than any u ever tasted and savour before......the beans........oohhh........they're crazy......too darn delicious! Ohh!!!!!!
Arrggghh!!!!!!! Hmmm.......oohhh............
Err, Metaphor, I hope you're not drowned in your own saliva yet, right? :):D
I hate you, Xeon. And I can't believe the swearfilter is so sensitive as to block out Da-mn.
My! U hate me? Now, u can't be serious, Metaphor pal! It's all a joke, k? Now, please. I don't want any enemies and we can be pals instead, right? My Lord! Need there be any enemity between us????Quote:
I hate you, Xeon. And I can't believe the swearfilter is so sensitive as to block out Da-mn.
But on the other hand, I'm sorry to have tempted you with chicken chop. :)
I'm truly sorry, Metaphor.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek:
*grins* That's fine, I had dinner instead. I am no longer tempted by the Chikin!
Hmm......that's better, Metaphor! I think I already have quite a number of enemies(anti-Xeon) here and I don't wanna make any more. :)
Or else, my chances of being banned will be much higher. :):D
Hey Xeon, you could capture a bigger market by moving from VC++ to Marketing and Advertising ....Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Ohhh........Chicken Chop......that golden sheen of honey on the boneless chicken meat, with the perfect and aromatic spiciness of black pepper......enough to make your craving taste buds go crazily all over........arrgghh.......u thought of that legendary meal.........you lust hungrily like a desperate wolf who's going to devour a meal designed by God and cooked by Angels.....ahhh......Chicken Chop.......that Food of all food......u wish so heavily that u could have a chance to pick up the fork and knife to slice through the succulent and tender meat.........u wanna eat the french fries that tastes even better than McDonald's.......the sauce......the bread.......bread better than any u ever tasted and savour before......the beans........oohhh........they're crazy......too darn delicious! Ohh!!!!!!
Arrggghh!!!!!!! Hmmm.......oohhh............
That's too true, Platinum!
After all, if you're a member of the Marketing Department in a software company, u'll be the one who decides the outcome on the programs, and u control how and what the program looks like.
Plus, it's easier to bed the gurls too with your personal marketing skills. :D
But still, I prefer programming. :D;)
If your in marketing, you could constantly change the requirements (after it's been coded) and piss the developers off at whim ;)
That's the fantastic part, Mick!
And you could even threaten those cute female programmers and tell them that if they don't play with you and make you "really happy", u're gonna give 'em a real hard time by changing the software development decisions at the last minute till they break down and cry. That's it.
I'd say the same about Ireland. It's not the best moment to move here. There'a lot of american companies, so with the slow down, there's a lot of programmers looking for a job. I'm sure it's possible to find some, but you need to be very competitive.Quote:
Originally posted by Clearcode
In Ireland the base market is steady but the e-commerce/web/java side has crashed.
It's not that good in France as long as I know as a few people I know are waiting in their offices until their companies can find them a work to do...
Years later
Well then what the HE double toothpicks is going on !
Companies run around looking for software
There are no software packages to suit the companies
There are many software development companies looking for developers
There are many developers who are unemployed
Companies do not employ them because they are not experienced
Developers do not get experience because they can not be employed
Companies cry to colleges to churn out more developers
The inexperienced developer ends up lecturing in some college
Colleges churn out more developers
Companies cry the developers are all academics and still runs around looking for software packages :(