Nobody is that stupid.....:DQuote:
Originally posted by SolarFlare
Moral of the story: don't be as stupid as SolarFlare. :rolleyes:
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Nobody is that stupid.....:DQuote:
Originally posted by SolarFlare
Moral of the story: don't be as stupid as SolarFlare. :rolleyes:
I always wondered who the lone person was that actually reads a deniz post :pQuote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Nobody is that stupid.....:D
Are you saying my posts arent worth reading? :(Quote:
Originally posted by Mick
I always wondered who the lone person was that actually reads a deniz post :p
WORK vs. PRISON
PRISON : You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
PRISON: You get three meals a day-FREE-.
WORK: You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
it
yourself.
PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
WORK: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
PRISON: A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. WORK: You must carry around a security card as well as unlock
and
open all the doors yourself.
PRISON: You can watch TV and play games. WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
PRISON: You get your own toilet.
WORK: You have to share.
PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
WORK: You can not even speak to your family and friends.
PRISON: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
PRISON: You spend most of your lif! e looking through the bars
from
the inside wanting to get out.
WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.
at least at work I dont get Mr. Horny the 6'5" negro wanting to play "mummies and daddies" :DQuote:
Originally posted by kandukondein
WORK vs. PRISON
PRISON : You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
PRISON: You get three meals a day-FREE-.
WORK: You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
it
yourself.
PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
WORK: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
PRISON: A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. WORK: You must carry around a security card as well as unlock
and
open all the doors yourself.
PRISON: You can watch TV and play games. WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
PRISON: You get your own toilet.
WORK: You have to share.
PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
WORK: You can not even speak to your family and friends.
PRISON: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
PRISON: You spend most of your lif! e looking through the bars
from
the inside wanting to get out.
WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.
as oppose to the 6'5" cracker, which would be ok by you right?Quote:
Originally posted by Deniz
at least at work I dont get Mr. Horny the 6'5" negro wanting to play "mummies and daddies" :D
No, I was just talking about the worse case scenario that I could think of, but if you reckon a cracker would be just as painful as a negro thats fine.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick
as oppose to the 6'5" cracker, which would be ok by you right?
I'm not being racist mate, I'm an Aussie, remember?? We're the most least-racist people in the world!
just trying to save a fellow cracker from an arse kicking should you say that around my way ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Deniz
No, I was just talking about the worse case scenario that I could think of, but if you reckon a cracker would be just as painful as a negro thats fine.
I'm not being racist mate, I'm an Aussie, remember?? We're the most least-racist people in the world!
G's up
It's clear that you can set a defining characteristic about yourself by noting that you belong to a particular group. ;):DQuote:
Originally posted by Deniz
I'm not being racist mate, I'm an Aussie, remember?? We're the most least-racist people in the world!
I'm a lesbian...yep yep...that's my grouping...Quote:
Originally posted by SolarFlare
It's clear that you can set a defining characteristic about yourself by noting that you belong to a particular group. ;):D
Quote:
Originally posted by Mick
I'm a lesbian...yep yep...that's my grouping...
Mum said lesbians eat boz and lick carpet..
I licked the carpets on the floor and ate the cardboard box I found in the garage and I still dont feel like a lesbian...
:D
wanna borrow my backhoe instead of that shovel your using, it will help you dig that hole faster...Quote:
Originally posted by Deniz
Mum said lesbians eat boz and lick carpet..
I licked the carpets on the floor and ate the cardboard box I found in the garage and I still dont feel like a lesbian...
:D
I thought I was tying a noose... :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Mick
wanna borrow my backhoe instead of that shovel your using, it will help you dig that hole faster...
SlipKnot???Quote:
Originally posted by Deniz
I thought I was tying a noose... :confused:
Learn Facts!
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer:
An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whiskey,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by an American,
using Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM
clones,
that use Taiwanese-made chips,
and a Korean-made monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by lorries driven by Indians,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
trucked by Mexican illegals,
and finally sold to you by an Israeli.
That, my friend, is Globalization!
cheers