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Originally Posted by Arjay
My dear friends,
THIS is AJAX.
Blithering little funny idiots....all wrong!
I told you fools already.....Ajax is a very muscular, tall and big warrior who's friend of Archilles.
It's at : http://www.waltm.net/ajax.jpg
That's the real Ajax, not some silly web program or software or whatever IT-related crap, and definetly not some detergent! :thumbd:
Have you guys gone dumb ever since I was not your daddy? :thumbd:
Now I can say, "My name is Xeon; I always know more". :thumb:
Good day,
Xeon. :cool:
Calm down Xena, we all know you fought and won the great battle against Ajax the mithological creature and his army of half-man half-donkeys. Didn't mean any disrespect. :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
From H. Dennis:
Thank you. I'll relay that message to my Xena. I am Xeon, on the other hand.Quote:
Calm down Xena, we all know you fought and won the great battle against Ajax the mithological creature and his army of half-man half-donkeys. Didn't mean any disrespect.
So now, you know who's boss, eh? That's the right way, kid! U don't mess with the big boss, right? Good for you! :wave::wave::wave:
Good day,
Xeon.
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Originally Posted by Xeon
Sure, your da boss! Your da man! Your in charge! Your da king! :wave: :o
From Dennis:
See? Dennis has finally submitted himself to me, just like he did many years ago, before I abdicated my god-mode throne in CodeGuru.Quote:
Sure, your da boss! Your da man! Your in charge! Your da king!
Because of your kindness and your efforts for super-inflating my ego, I'll stop calling you H. Dennis. I acknowledge that u address me as the Man and the King. Call me your god next, and I hope that's not too much for you.
For your reward, I'll start sending the following to you :
1) 5 McDonald's voucher + 2 free coupons for the latest McKangaroo burger
2) My 20" by 40" posters
3) A mug and 3 t-shirts with my signature on it
4) A copy of the Microsoft Xeon OS
5) A copy of the Mozilla Xeon internet browser
6) Free 2-year membership to use the XeonMail web-based e-mail
and best of all....what every man wants.....
7) A PDF document containing links to all the porn sites on the web, classified into Free, AVS and Membership
8) 5 hot videos in DVD format : hours long of non-stop excitment
9) 1-month supply of viagra and cialis
10) 30 girls from 15 countries, delivered to your beloved continent, Australia
Thanks for having faith in me. Who's next?
Xeon.
Can I have a screenshot of those?? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
EDIT: And I also don't mind a screenshot of these also :D :Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
It is interesting to note that Xeon has chosen to promote Mozilla Browser over MSIE... :D
(which proves that he really does know a good browser when he sees one!)
No, your psychiatrist emailed me and told me to say those things when you get into one of "those" moods.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Yes it is too much to ask for, you can keep your cheap novelty items.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
From Siddhartha:
Of course, Siddhartha Buddha! The first time I read about FireFox's feature on the newspaper, I knew at once that this is the web browser created by God, for humans.Quote:
It is interesting to note that Xeon has chosen to promote Mozilla Browser over MSIE...
(which proves that he really does know a good browser when he sees one!)
The first time I laid eyes on the FireFox website, my entire room was swarmed with sparkling flames all abound. I thought I was about to die when the shriek of a blazing fox could be heard. Never in my whole life have I felt so enriched.
I tried to tell myself I was dreaming, and continue with the download.
Once the download completed, there was a total blackout in my home for 5 seconds before the PC resumed again. I told myself I was dreaming again, and I installed the THING. The moment the installation started, my entire PC went black with nothing but real crimson flames burning inside the monitor.
I thought, "Oh Lord,.....the Lord must be in MY computer now!"
At that time, I felt as though I could crush the entire US military with 1 palm. That power is.....so......wow.
After installation, I opened the FireFox browser to try it. Then...the biggest shock of my life came. I discovered who I am, what my purpose on earth is, who I belong to and what is me within.
The moment the browser pop-up, everything.....just changed. The computer vanished, my computer desk disappeared, my bed was....just gone and my whole room was replaced by some unknown dimension or place.
The skies was a non-chalant blue and the fields.....yes. There was a field, lush with extreme greenery and some lakes with mists as well. It was more than the Garden of Eden.....more than the Elysian Fields.
I could see and hear, feel and touch all the news and happenings in the world. FireFox.....that Beast gave me all these godly powers.
After several hours trying it, I closed it and all was back to normal. The ethereal flames, the sparkling magic and the undying shrieks of the Fox was all gone.....that is......until the next time I unleashed it's power once again.
Compare this kinda untamable beast with Internet Explorer, which is just a piece of software junk with nothing but zeroes and ones.
Xeon. FireFox.
Xeon God-Mode!
lol... its still needed.. cause without sanity in place.. CG wont be here anyway... ;-D
Wow, that was some creative imagination at work... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
True that FF has changed lives aplenty...
I am not back to program.. I am here for the first time..but hope i dont continue doing it long.. :( ... :ehh:
Oh yes, by the way, I heard that Netscape has already released Netscape 8.0, that web browser which is claimed to be the best of both worlds?(FireFox + IE + even better modifications)
Thanks,
Xeon.