smart/funny/famous quotes from movies

Nice thread and nice quotes guys... I like this thread already. :thumb: :D

Here's a funny quote from Runaway Bride:

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[Ike and Maggie are walking across a field]

Maggie: Oh be careful of um snakes.

Ike: [stops walking] What?

Maggie: [continues walking] Snakes.

Ike: I don't like snakes.

Maggie: [still walking] Walk nice they won't get you.

[Ike starts to jump, run, skip, etc. and getting ahead of Maggie]

Ike: Come on, come on, come on.

Maggie: What are you doing? A snake dance?

Ike: I'm scaring the snakes.

Maggie: You're scaring me.

Ike: I'm scaring myself.

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in me,myself & Irene

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cahrley: I lllllllike you
irene : what?

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he just wanted to say I love u but said I like u..
its screen at that time..:p

this is from the Scrubs.. love that show..!:D

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(TO JD)
Janitor: You Look Unhappy, i like That

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Dr.Cox: I became a doctor for the same four reasons that everybody does: chicks, money, power, and chicks.

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Dr.Cox : Hey, Betty. Hey, Wilma. Oh, what the hell, you're only forty minutes late. Do I... do I smell beer?
JD: Uh, we... we, uh, we had a few
Dr.Cox : Newsflash, you can't drink and then come to work. You're not airline pilots.

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Dr. Elliot Reed: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Perry Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.

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Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.

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JD: Who put this mistletoe up? The Janitor: I did. I drove around the whole city before my 5 AM shift, just looking for that. Trying to add a little cheer. You will not ruin my Christmas. Not again. Not this year.

JD: But I've only worked here three months.

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I don't remeber the title, but it's quite popular...

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I thot I thaw a putty tat....I did, I did thaw a putty tat

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mrRee, that must be from an Antartican blockbuster. ;)

Erin Brockovich

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Donna Jensen: You're a lawyer?
Erin Brockovich: NO, no... I hate lawyers. I only work for them.

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Ed Masry: What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?
Erin: They're called boobs, Ed.

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My Fair Lady

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Eliza: The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she is treated.

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Unforgiven

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Morgan Freeman (Logan): I sure do miss my bed.
Clint Eastwood (Munny): You said that last night.
Morgan Freeman (Logan): No last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my goddamn bed.

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This is my favorite quote from 10 Things I Hate About You

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Originally Posted by Kat's poem

I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick --
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh --
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way
I don't hate you --
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

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Originally Posted by cilu

mrRee, that must be from an Antartican blockbuster. ;)

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I can remeber clearly now...the main character is Tweetie and Slyvester....in Bugs Bunny show...
hooray...mrRee is talking no more antartican stupid things!!... :D :p

@cherish: what is the character trying to say...she hate or not hate?... :ehh:

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Originally Posted by mrRee

@cherish: what is the character trying to say...she hate or not hate?... :ehh:

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You know, that's the reason why I liked this poem so well. :D But to answer your question, the last part says:

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I don't hate you --
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

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In other words, even though she hates those things the guy did or does, she doesn't hate him. Its like, you see a person's flaw/shortcomings... but you still like that person. ;)

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Originally Posted by cherish

You know, that's the reason why I liked this poem so well. :D But to answer your question, the last part says:In other words, even though she hates those things the guy did or does, she doesn't hate him. Its like, you see a person's flaw/shortcomings... but you still like that person. ;)

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so this is a valid statement: "I love you when I hate you":confused::D...

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Originally Posted by mrRee

so this is a valid statement: "I love you when I hate you":confused::D...

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No, its not a valid statement. :sigh: It seems like you don't get my point... or maybe you're just pretending you don't get it? :p

mrRee would have to watch the movie to get the context..it's a wonderful..hilarious movie..one of my favs...

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Originally Posted by exterminator

mrRee would have to watch the movie to get the context..

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Probably so. :)

// Nice to know you like that movie too.

The funny scene that I think was, when returning from the party, Joseph Levitt tells David Krumholtz, that Larisa Oleynik (Bianca) kissed him and David asks him..."where?" The answer that Joseph relied..."In the car" and the face expressions of David Krumholtz changes at his response (like, Idiot, what I'm asking and what are you telling me?). I like that one.

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Originally Posted by cherish

No, its not a valid statement. :sigh: It seems like you don't get my point... or maybe you're just pretending you don't get it? :p

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no...i really didn't get the point...if she hates his flaw that much, how come she can love him with all her heart?...they will never have a happy life if he always irritate her all the time with his 'flaw'...

I mean, just look how much she hates him:

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I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick --
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh --
Even worse when you make me cry.

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the way he talk, the way he stare, the way he read her mind that make her sick...and even he make she laught, she hates that:eek:....if everytime he open his mouth she'll get irritated, how they gonna communicate?...everything he'd done seems irritatable to her...

and then she hate the fact that she don't hates him...IOW, she loves him because she hates him:D... what can I tell is, she is full of hatreds:D...

in reality, if you're in love with someone, you just overlooked all the flaws and get used to it...that's why people said, love is blind...
:cool: (blind man with darkglasses)...

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Originally Posted by mrRee

in reality, if you're in love with someone, you just overlooked all the flaws and get used to it...that's why people said, love is blind...
:cool: (blind man with darkglasses)...

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Thats the point, she is telling him that dispite of his flaws, and things that irritates her, she still loves him ;)