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And a few more from my Wife..
Quote:
Mary had a little lamb
and she had a duck
she put them on the mantle piece
to see if they would ..............
Now dont be mistaken
and dont be mislead
she put them on the mantle piece
and off she went to bed.
Quote:
There once was a farmer
who sat on a rock
he was shouting and screeming
and waving his ..................
Now dont be mistaken
and dont be mislead
he was shouting and screeming
and shaking his head.
Gremlin ... :D :D :D .. you dirty boy... :D .. nice ones by the way... :D ;) :thumb:
I like poems with a deeper meaning, like this one I read in a first grader's book...
The Bear
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Algy met a bear
The bear met Algy
The bear grew bulgy
The bulge was Algy
:D
is this a poem thread or is it a story written like a poem thread?...:rolleyes:
No just random poems or short stories written in poem format... ( where's yours ????)Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
My daugter has been teaching my 6 year old grandson to say grace before each meal.. After a year or so she managed to get him to say grace properly.
I shared this one with him and he got it in an hour...
now she can not get him to say anything else for grace..Quote:
Rub a dub dub
Thanks for the Grub
Niks Oppss
Amen
Gremmy...
And just in case your wondering..
Niks Oppss is S.A. slang for Not sharing...
:lol: Bad grandpa :DQuote:
Originally Posted by GremlinSA
Why ????Quote:
Originally Posted by ideru
I just said it a few times, he liked it, repeated a few times (With a little coaching:p), asked when it was best to say this,, I said for grace..:D
After he said it for grace the first time, everybody laughed. now he loves it..
Not my fault....;)
Opps, the required poem...
Quote:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack’s pants fell down
And Jill’s tummy came after
Graffiti in a public CR
Some come here
To write on walls
But I came here
To scratch my b...
ErrrQuote:
Originally Posted by ideru
Back?
Bald Patch?
Brow?
Buddy?
Brunette?
Bear?
Bread?
BoyFriend?
Banana?
Boot?
Body?
that is alls i can think of.. :D
There are seven beings that are not Gods
that existed before humanity dreamed of Gods
that will exist after the last God is dead
There are seven beings that exists because,
deep in our hearts, we know that they exists
There are seven beings that are called the Endless
They are in order of age, Destiny, Death, Dream
Destruction, Desire and Despair and Delirium who was once Delight