... the results are undefined, and we all know what 'undefined' means: it means it works during development, it works during testing, and it blows up in your most important customers' faces. (By Scott Meyers, Effective C++)
Printable View
... the results are undefined, and we all know what 'undefined' means: it means it works during development, it works during testing, and it blows up in your most important customers' faces. (By Scott Meyers, Effective C++)
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
- Gerald Weinberg
If Microsoft built cars......Oh wait, my new one IS running Windows. :eek:
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
I reject your reality, and substitute my own. (Adam Savage)
Blood is like a parachute ....
If it's not there when you need it, you'll probably never need it again !!!
Honk if you`ve never seen an uzi fired out the back of a car window. :D
If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you. :lol:
The best way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one.
"To Insanity and Beyond.."
There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.
"I was so poor growing up... if I wasn't a boy... I'd have nothing to play with." - Mark Lottering
'"We all spend lots of money on buying new clothes, but never realise that the best times are enjoyed without clothes" .. :D
ROTF LMAO !!!! :lol:
More Mark Lottering .. (I got lots of it.)
"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."