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December 15th, 2002, 10:05 AM
SolarFlare

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
Simon666 and Solar ain't being real men. Or maybe.......they're NOT!!!!!
Fancy picking a fight where it's 2 to 1!

It's a balance of power, Xeon buddy. Ya see, here's how it works: There's originally a 1 v 1 situation. The third party joins with the weaker one so it isn't obliterated by the stronger one. If the weaker one ends up being stronger (the positions switch) then the third guy (me) switches sides. So you see, all you have to do is pretend you're fighting an uphill battle and I'll switch sides... oh wait you already are.
December 15th, 2002, 10:14 AM
Xeon

From Solar:

Quote:

It's a balance of power, Xeon buddy. Ya see, here's how it works: There's originally a 1 v 1 situation. The third party joins with the weaker one so it isn't obliterated by the stronger one. If the weaker one ends up being stronger (the positions switch) then the third guy (me) switches sides. So you see, all you have to do is pretend you're fighting an uphill battle and I'll switch sides... oh wait you already are.

A nice and witty remark, Solar! :D
But no.......of course I'm not fighting any uphill battle, Solar.

By the way, if you want someone to listen and obey you, maybe u gotta get a pet. A dog, for example.

But if you dare to abuse the dog, then Gabriel the Lord Protector of all Dogs will prepare his shotgun for you. And I can be his lawyer, manager man + personal marketing director.
That means, I'll be the legal counsel for him when he's tried in court, and I'll handle all the young gurls and female fans for him when he's famous for being a hero. And I'll be his personal marketing director to boost his image and reputation and albums(in future) internationally.:cool::cool::cool:
December 15th, 2002, 11:17 AM
Simon666

Quote:

Originally posted by solarflare
It's a balance of power, Xeon buddy. Ya see, here's how it works: There's originally a 1 v 1 situation. The third party joins with the weaker one so it isn't obliterated by the stronger one. If the weaker one ends up being stronger (the positions switch) then the third guy (me) switches sides. So you see, all you have to do is pretend you're fighting an uphill battle and I'll switch sides... oh wait you already are.

What you traitor? You were on Xeon's side all along? At least I'm not afraid to fight two people at once. En garde, cowards. :D :cool:

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If you want the truth : I have already slain the weakest of you all : Platinum. :eek: Xeon is next, and solarflare, the toughest, last. :rolleyes: :cool:
December 15th, 2002, 11:47 AM
SolarFlare

PRESS RELEASE:

Due to the recent remarks of my colleagues, it seems that I must rethink my position in this battle of the wits taking place in CodeGuru. Both Simon and Xeon have been unsupportive of my cause. In response to the previous statement issued by my good friend Simon, I have gone through much thought and have decided to side with Xeon. Simon must be taken down at any cost. Collateral damage is not an issue. Thank you.
December 15th, 2002, 03:51 PM
Simon666

Quote:

Originally posted by solarflare
Due to the recent remarks of my colleagues, it seems that I must rethink my position in this battle of the wits taking place in CodeGuru. Both Simon and Xeon have been unsupportive of my cause. In response to the previous statement issued by my good friend Simon, I have gone through much thought and have decided to side with Xeon. Simon must be taken down at any cost. Collateral damage is not an issue. Thank you.

Pathetic. This shows clearly that I am the stronger side. You will perish just as Platinum. :eek: It is just a matter of time. I already wounded Xeon crippling him temporarily, keeping him away from this forum. In order to conceal these evil moves, I created this thread which might give some (dumb) people the impression I care about Xeon. As if. :rolleyes: If I wouldn't have told you this, you would never have find out. As a dyslectic puppet - not Bush, the puppet is green - no Kermit the Frog neither - - once said : "The dark side clouds everything, impossible to see the future it
has become". ;) :p
December 15th, 2002, 05:11 PM
SolarFlare

Quote:

Originally posted by Simon666
Pathetic. This shows cearly that I am the stronger side.

Fine. I'll just step aside from now and let you and Xeon battle it out.
December 15th, 2002, 09:26 PM
Xeon

From Solar:

Quote:

Due to the recent remarks of my colleagues, it seems that I must rethink my position in this battle of the wits taking place in CodeGuru. Both Simon and Xeon have been unsupportive of my cause. In response to the previous statement issued by my good friend Simon, I have gone through much thought and have decided to side with Xeon. Simon must be taken down at any cost. Collateral damage is not an issue. Thank you.

Aye~! It's too late, Solar. The thing is : I've told you a long time ago to stick with me and the CG Mafia. But you tried to act cool and be different.
It's already too late, Solar. And I'm not givin' any chances, unless you deliver 104 free and sweet teenage gurls and 10 really pretty and attractive 25++ year old ladies. Then, I might consider. :cool::cool::cool::cool:

From Simon666:

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Pathetic. This shows clearly that I am the stronger side. You will perish just as Platinum. It is just a matter of time. I already wounded Xeon crippling him temporarily, keeping him away from this forum. In order to conceal these evil moves, I created this thread which might give some (dumb) people the impression I care about Xeon. As if.

Rubbish. Crap. Platinum e-mailed me last night telling me that he has gone to the heart of the Savannah to seek the Truth. Nothing but the Truth. I strongly believe that when he gets back, he shall behold the Might of the Heavens and be wise and almighty enough to deal with you, Simon. :cool::cool::cool:
December 15th, 2002, 09:44 PM
SolarFlare

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
Aye~! It's too late, Solar. The thing is : I've told you a long time ago to stick with me and the CG Mafia. But you tried to act cool and be different.
It's already too late, Solar. And I'm not givin' any chances

Grozent! I'm so confused I just made up a word! Now you seem to be convincing me I should fight against you!
December 16th, 2002, 10:37 AM
Xeon

From Solar:

Quote:

Grozent! I'm so confused I just made up a word! Now you seem to be convincing me I should fight against you!

Aye, Solar! If you join forces with me, we could bully Simon real hard and make him cry and run home to his mummy. How's that, eh? :D:D:D:D:D:D
December 16th, 2002, 02:05 PM
Simon666

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
Aye, Solar! If you join forces with me, we could bully Simon real hard and make him cry and run home to his mummy. How's that, eh? :D:D:D:D:D:D

You're too late. I already ran home to my "mummy" as you call it (just because your mother looks 3000 years old and all dried out doesn't mean mine does :p :D) as I'm currently taking 3 weeks vacation. :p :cool:
December 16th, 2002, 04:59 PM
SolarFlare

Xeon - sounds like a plan!

Simon - no, don't lock the doors, it's already too late.
December 16th, 2002, 09:50 PM
Xeon

From Simon(0 + 666 + 0):

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You're too late. I already ran home to my "mummy" as you call it (just because your mother looks 3000 years old and all dried out doesn't mean mine does ) as I'm currently taking 3 weeks vacation.

Drats! So, your mom was responsible for drying up the entire Pacific Ocean when she jump in and went swimming in that great ocean?!! Darn! This is endangering Nature, k??? :cool:

From Solar:

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Xeon - sounds like a plan!
Simon - no, don't lock the doors, it's already too late.

Yes. It IS too late. I'm currently taking 400 male volunteers to Simon's house to teach him a nice fat lesson. :D:D:D

[MODERATOR]
If you guys don't watch what you say, I'll close this thread and destroy your happiness, k?
Especially you, Simon. I've sent you 34 warning letters and you dare to be cheek to every one of them. Look like gotta ban you by tonight.
[/MODERATOR]

Last edited by SuperModerator Xeon at unknown time
December 16th, 2002, 10:19 PM
SolarFlare

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
[MODERATOR]
If you guys don't watch what you say, I'll close this thread and destroy your happiness, k?
Especially you, Simon. I've sent you 34 warning letters and you dare to be cheek to every one of them. Look like gotta ban you by tonight.
[/MODERATOR]

Uh-oh... we gotta listen to the moderator. Xeon, that moderator probably wants you to be silenced.

XEON - let me get one thing straight... are you with the good guy (me) or are you sending me over to the dark side, Simon? I can help you out, make you achieve your lifetime goal of infinite girlz, but u gotta tell me one way or the other now.
December 17th, 2002, 01:05 AM
Xeon

From Solar:

Quote:

Uh-oh... we gotta listen to the moderator. Xeon, that moderator probably wants you to be silenced.

XEON - let me get one thing straight... are you with the good guy (me) or are you sending me over to the dark side, Simon? I can help you out, make you achieve your lifetime goal of infinite girlz, but u gotta tell me one way or the other now.

Nay, nay! Now Solar pal! :)
I'm not greedy. About 1000 - 2000 pretty gurls would be totally perfect. And because you mention gurls, I'll set my heart to help you out.

Down with Simon! Down with Simon! Down with Simon! :mad: :mad: :mad:

:D:)
December 17th, 2002, 07:28 AM
Simon666

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
Drats! So, your mom was responsible for drying up the entire Pacific Ocean when she jump in and went swimming in that great ocean?!! Darn! This is endangering Nature, k??? :cool:

This is pathetic. :rolleyes: Well, maybe if you continue practicing for 20 years like me teasing my brother maybe one day you'll be able to come remotely near my level. :cool:

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
Yes. It IS too late. I'm currently taking 400 male volunteers to Simon's house to teach him a nice fat lesson. :D:D:D

You are always begging for gurls but have no problem finding vast groups of males. Gay aren't we? :D :p
December 17th, 2002, 03:10 PM
SolarFlare

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
Nay, nay! Now Solar pal! :)
I'm not greedy. About 1000 - 2000 pretty gurls would be totally perfect.

No of course not; it is entirely human to want just that.

Quote:

Originally posted by 51M0N666
You are always begging for gurls but have no problem finding vast groups of males. Gay aren't we?

Wow Xeon, you left yourself wide open! Remember what I said about keeping your enemies close??
December 17th, 2002, 09:50 PM
Xeon

From Solar:

Quote:

This is pathetic. Well, maybe if you continue practicing for 20 years like me teasing my brother maybe one day you'll be able to come remotely near my level.

If I were you, Simon......I would hide under my bed and pray to the Lord for safety! This afternoon, Solar's troops are gonna invade your home! And yes. I'll come too, so that I can destroy your PC in front of you to make myself feel great. :cool:

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You are always begging for gurls but have no problem finding vast groups of males. Gay aren't we?

Nay, Simon. I'm no gay, really. But I understand your plight, though. Gays are ok to me, but not one like you. Anyway, be sure to watch me play with gurls after Solar has conquered the world alone and watch in envy. When he has conqured the entire omnibetaverse, I'll make good deals with him so that I can capture pretty female aliens(if any) and bring them to earth too.

For our OverLord, Solar!
The inresistable, the inexorable, the invincible! :cool::cool::cool::cool:
December 18th, 2002, 06:15 PM
SolarFlare

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
From Solar:

Correction: the preceding should read Simon666

Quote:

If I were you, Simon......I would hide under my bed and pray to the Lord for safety! This afternoon, Solar's troops are gonna invade your home! And yes. I'll come too, so that I can destroy your PC in front of you to make myself feel great. :cool:

No, don't destroy his computer. Then how will we hear his pleading for mercy and forgiveness? Certainly not through CodeGuru.

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When he has conqured the entire omnibetaverse, I'll make good deals with him so that I can capture pretty female aliens(if any) and bring them to earth too.

Hmmm... there's two of us... why not 50/50?

Quote:

For our OverLord, Solar!
The inresistable, the inexorable, the invincible! :cool::cool::cool::cool:

Yep.
December 18th, 2002, 09:42 PM
Xeon

From Solar:

Quote:

Correction: the preceding should read Simon666

I must have been dreaming of domination too much! :)

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No, don't destroy his computer. Then how will we hear his pleading for mercy and forgiveness? Certainly not through CodeGuru.

Maybe you're right. But anyway, Simon pal. Whether you apologise or not, u're still going to receive harsh punishment. So why not apolgise publicly on the forums for all the atrocities u comitted? :D

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Hmmm... there's two of us... why not 50/50?

Good. U can have half the female aliens. But then, I don't want any female aliens that doesn't look like human gurls. It's ok if they've blue skin, as long as their shape and face is just like gurls etc.
Those that look like hideous monsters......ugh. I'll send them to Simon. This way, I can be a good and nice guy too. :D
December 19th, 2002, 09:04 AM
Simon666

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
Those that look like hideous monsters......ugh. I'll send them to Simon. This way, I can be a good and nice guy too. :D

Now really? I had a different impression. Your avatar looks like you walk around with a face-hugger constantly. :p
December 19th, 2002, 09:38 AM
Xeon

From Simon:

Quote:

Now really? I had a different impression. Your avatar looks like you walk around with a face-hugger constantly.

What do you know about cool guys with cool looks, kid!!!!!
That is a really cool and sexy dark mask whom the gurls find real cute and manly! Shoo to you! :p:p:p:p:p:p
December 19th, 2002, 04:24 PM
SolarFlare

Now now, Xeon, where are our manners? Let's not get overly aggressive towards Simon buddy here until we are ready to carry out a full-fledged attack.
December 19th, 2002, 09:33 PM
Xeon

From Solar:

Quote:

Now now, Xeon, where are our manners? Let's not get overly aggressive towards Simon buddy here until we are ready to carry out a full-fledged attack.

My! How silly I am! I guess that's because maybe you've read books on "The Art of War" by this ancient Chinese guy called "Sun Tze"?(in your quote?) :)

Yes. We must not alert Simon until we're ready to destory everything.

For the time being, it seems, Simon does not patronise this General Discussion Forum as often as in the past! Cool! My!
Could this be due to the sheer force of our allied strength??!!! :):):D:D:cool:
December 20th, 2002, 03:13 PM
SolarFlare

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
Yes. We must not alert Simon until we're ready to destory everything.

Agreed. Simon: no, we are not (wink;)) going to harm you (wink;)) at all (wink ;) wink ;) wink ;)) (sadistic smile :p)

Quote:

the sheer force of our allied strength??!!!

It's like adding one to a million. Sure, it's higher, but does it really make a difference?
December 20th, 2002, 09:29 PM
Xeon

From Solar:

Quote:

It's like adding one to a million. Sure, it's higher, but does it really make a difference?

Drats! U terrible ingrate! Who took you in when you needed help most?! This is an insult!

Assume Simon's overall power guage is 1 million, and yours is 1 million too. U need that precious 1 more to make you more powerful then him. Get on your knees and say sorry! :o :o :o :o
December 27th, 2002, 07:51 PM
SolarFlare

Hmmm.... the man with the power of ONE is asking the man with the power of A MILLION to get on his knees and ask forgiveness... When I'm done with you, Xeon, you won't have knees.
December 28th, 2002, 01:12 AM
Xeon

From Solar:

Quote:

Hmmm.... the man with the power of ONE is asking the man with the power of A MILLION to get on his knees and ask forgiveness... When I'm done with you, Xeon, you won't have knees.

That was just an analogy, Solar pal! Aye.....:cool::rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :cool:
December 28th, 2002, 11:35 AM
SolarFlare

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
That was just an analogy, Solar pal! Aye.....:cool::rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :cool:

Yes, that was just analogous, minus the "ogous".
December 28th, 2002, 02:03 PM
Simon666

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
That was just an analogy, Solar pal! Aye.....:cool::rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :cool:

Xeon uses a word which he probably barely understands. :D :rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally posted by Solarflare
Yes, that was just analogous, minus the "ogous".

Seems like Xeon is correct : you are four years old and still stuck in the anal phase. :rolleyes:
December 28th, 2002, 06:15 PM
SolarFlare

Quote:

Originally posted by Simon666
Seems like Xeon is correct : you are four years old and still stuck in the anal phase. :rolleyes:

Ummm... ok... interesting theory.

Simon the links master is at it again: this time with the "highlight" command. Wow. Any other tricks up your linking sleeve?
December 29th, 2002, 04:22 AM
Simon666

Quote:

Originally posted by solarflare
Simon the links master is at it again: this time with the "highlight" command. Wow.

Just could not resist linking again. :D :D

Quote:

Originally posted by solarflare
Any other tricks up your linking sleeve?

This one is a bit a dirty trick.
December 29th, 2002, 09:40 AM
Xeon

From Simon

Quote:

Seems like Xeon is correct : you are four years old and still stuck in the anal phase.

Simon! How dare you say sexual things to others in public! If I report this matter to Brad, you're gonna get banish to the Abyss, k???!!!

It's either you perform 1 of the following :

1) Apologise profusely to XEON and Solar.

2) Send 10 gurls to me and 20 gurls to Solar.
I've been playing too much lately and I can't play with any more gurls. Thus, 10 more to Solar.

3) Send me another stick of 512 MB of RAM, a new mouse, a new keyboard, and at least 50 passwords to dirty video sites online.

Thank you,
Xeon.
December 29th, 2002, 10:01 AM
Simon666

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
Simon! How dare you say sexual things to others in public! If I report this matter to Brad, you're gonna get banish to the Abyss, k???!!!

1) It was solarflare who suggested to leave the -ogy away from analogy in your other post. If you do not remember that one I'm afraid you're in a terminal stage of Alzheimer. As you are only 18 years old, I would instead guess Creutzfeld-Jacob. Anyway, I thought it was childish (more childish than the stuff I usually post :D) so I thought about pointing that out to him.

2) That is not necessarily sexual : that word is used in psychology and even I learned at school about the anal phase in child development, and this was even in the religious class. Check it out one and type "anal phase" on Google and you'll see nearly exclusive links to medical, psychological (freud) and child studies.

3) I would not dare post that in a sexual context as I have enough problems with Gabriel already and I do not want to give him a good excuse by violating the AUP.

4) It's clear you never paid attention at school, you illiterate. If you did know the meaning, stop begging for gurls and money, it's getting annoying. Maybe the people on codeguru could lay together sponsoring you a night out at a red light district in Singapore, just to get rid of the begging.

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
It's either you perform 1 of the following

You have a lot of notes in your song.

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
1) Apologise profusely to XEON and Solar.

Certainly not to you and even less to solarflare as he is the one you should ask apologies from. :mad:

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
2) Send 10 gurls to me and 20 gurls to Solar.
I've been playing too much lately and I can't play with any more gurls. Thus, 10 more to Solar.

And you ask me for apologies about posting 'sexual' stuff? :rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
3) Send me another stick of 512 MB of RAM, a new mouse, a new keyboard, and at least 50 passwords to dirty video sites online.

If you know so good what that word means, you'll know where you can stuff all those things. :D
December 29th, 2002, 10:19 AM
Xeon

From Simon:

Quote:

1) It was solarflare who suggested to leave the -ogy away from analogy in your other post. If you do not remember that one I'm afraid you're in a terminal stage of Alzheimer. As you are only 18 years old, I would instead guess Creutzfeld-Jacob. Anyway, I thought it was childish (more childish than the stuff I usually post ) so I thought about pointing that out to him.

No......I didn't see Solar posting any dirty stuff. He has been a very good and clean and polite guy all along. The only bad part about him is that he wanna conquer the entire omnibetaverse. But even that is not necessarily evil. He might be a good ruler after all.:cool:

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2) That is not necessarily sexual : that word is used in psychology and even I learned at school about the anal phase in child development, and this was even in the religious class. Check it out one and type "anal phase" on Google and you'll see nearly exclusive links to medical, psychological (freud) and child studies.

I don't care whether it's used in psychology or anything! :cool:
I choose to think the erotic way, so u're in serious problem. :D

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3) I would not dare post that in a sexual context as I have enough problems with Gabriel already and I do not want to give him a good excuse by violating the AUP.

Whoa! Nice! I really hope Gabriel can finish you off for us 2. That way, when the cops ask, it's him who's gonna do time in jail, not us. We win! :D

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4) It's clear you never paid attention at school, you illiterate. If you did know the meaning, stop begging for gurls and money, it's getting annoying. Maybe the people on codeguru could lay together sponsoring you a night out at a red light district in Singapore, just to get rid of the begging.

Wise up, sonny! Since when did I beg for gurls and money! Did I, Solar? Nah!
It's you who gotta send me gurls to ensure that you're safe, and not tjhe other way round.
And no.....I don't devour women in red light districts. I'm an understanding guy and these women are already poor and such.
I'm not gonna take advantage on them, unlike you, Simon! :mad:

I prefer fresh young virgins who do it willingly because they really love me and such. There's a difference, k??!!! :cool::cool:

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Certainly not to you and even less to solarflare as he is the one you should ask apologies from.

Nice rubbish! Solar and me form the Double Devils team! Maybe you can form a team with Gabriel(send 60 Alsatian dogs to him, because he love pet dogs) and he might agree.

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And you ask me for apologies about posting 'sexual' stuff?

It's different, Simon sonny. There's a vast difference between "forced" and "willing". :)
December 29th, 2002, 10:53 AM
SolarFlare

Good, good, good... all to plan so far. They probably won't stop arguing any time soon - this is the perfect opportunity to grow relentlessly. Oh darn it, have I been thinking out loud again? I hate it when that happens.
December 29th, 2002, 10:56 AM
Simon666

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
No......I didn't see Solar posting any dirty stuff.

Maybe I need to get you an Alsatian blind guard dog, a long white stick and sunglasses. :p

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
I choose to think the erotic way, so u're in serious problem. :D

I know you always think that way, forgot to mention that under a point 5). However, if you always think that way, I think you are the guy with the problem. :rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
Whoa! Nice! I really hope Gabriel can finish you off for us 2. That way, when the cops ask, it's him who's gonna do time in jail, not us. We win!

Hmmm... 'Gurls' instead of 'girls' and 'him' instead of 'you'. Boy you really are illiterate. :rolleyes: In case you are wondering : 'him' would imply Gabriel, 'you' would imply me.

Solarflare's feeble brain shortcuts once more, this time indefinitely.

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Originally posted by Xeon
Wise up, sonny! Since when did I beg for gurls and money! Did I, Solar? Nah!

Here are the sunglasses already : :cool:

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
And no.....I don't devour women in red light districts. I'm an understanding guy and these women are already poor and such.
I'm not gonna take advantage on them, unlike you, Simon!

At what point did I suggest that? I only proposed that to get rid of your begging. You do not actually believe I would send you money?

Quote:

Originally posted by Xeon
I prefer fresh young virgins who do it willingly because they really love me and such. There's a difference, k??!!!

The difference appears to be that you are actually seriously sick, while I'm not. :eek:

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Originally posted by Xeon
Nice rubbish! Solar and me form the Double Devils team! Maybe you can form a team with Gabriel(send 60 Alsatian dogs to him, because he love pet dogs) and he might agree.

I said it before : someone needs to send you an Alsatian blind guard dog. I would send you a hungry blood dog. :D
December 29th, 2002, 11:03 AM
Simon666

Quote:

Originally posted by solarflare

Good, good, good... all to plan so far. They probably won't stop arguing any time soon - this is the perfect opportunity to grow relentlessly. Oh darn it, have I been thinking out loud again? I hate it when that happens.

That is new information. Solarflare can think. I think I underestimated him. Yet I have more voted behind my name in the 'Dumbest codeguru' poll. That would mean I do not think either. Yet this contradicts with the third line of this post.

Just shortcut you lousy brain.

If that doesn't do the trick I think I'll have to think of a new strategy for eliminating solarflare.
December 29th, 2002, 11:06 AM
SolarFlare

Quote:

Originally posted by Simon666
I think I'll have to think of a new strategy for eliminating solarflare.

I think you will.
December 29th, 2002, 11:21 AM
Simon666

Quote:

Originally posted by solarflare
I think you will.

:D I had the impression you couldn't stand (il)logic loops from the color code thread and another one I couldn't trace back. Anyway, the good old fashioned way will have to do then.
December 29th, 2002, 06:21 PM
SolarFlare

Quote:

Originally posted by Simon666
Anyway, the good old fashioned way will have to do then.

The "good old fashioned way"? Now I'm scared. What is this, huh? It sounds like a euphemism for something much worse... I hope it's not a knife in the back. Oh, no, a knife in the front would be so much kinder.
December 30th, 2002, 05:55 AM
Simon666

Quote:

Originally posted by solarflare
The "good old fashioned way"? Now I'm scared. What is this, huh? It sounds like a euphemism for something much worse... I hope it's not a knife in the back. Oh, no, a knife in the front would be so much kinder.

I thought you would ask. You should be scared indeed...no...no knife in the back...no...not in front either.

It is still my old plan : save my money long enough so I can by a Russian thermonuclear warhead. I think 10,000 $ should do. :D Say solar, are there any direct flights from Russia to Phily? :D
December 30th, 2002, 10:14 AM
SolarFlare

Quote:

Originally posted by Simon666
It is still my old plan : save my money long enough so I can by a Russian thermonuclear warhead. I think 10,000 $ should do. :D Say solar, are there any direct flights from Russia to Phily? :D

Oh is that all! What a relief! Nah Russia will probably sell them for about US$10 or so, not 10 thousand. I mean come on, Siberia is filling up with these things fast. Anyway, your plan won't work. Airport security is tough these days. On Friday at the airport the zipper on my pants set off the metal detector. How uncool is that.
December 30th, 2002, 02:57 PM
Simon666

Quote:

Originally posted by solarflare
Airport security is tough these days. On Friday at the airport the zipper on my pants set off the metal detector. How uncool is that.

In Phil, yes, you silly. :rolleyes: But I never planned to get passed there.

Don't you know thermonuclear weapons are more effective if not detonated at ground level but in mid air? A simple air pressure sensor combination could detect when the plane is near the airport at Phily as when an airplane is landing, air pressure increases. Detecting this and setting an event at the optimum altitude/distance from Phily could achieve mid-air detonation of my multi-megaton 10$ nuclear warhead. As you see, I've spend some time planning this kind of things. All I have to do is hope that for 10$ the lousy thing also works. Maybe if I buy 5 warheads and puzzle the best parts together I can get 1 working one. :D
December 30th, 2002, 03:33 PM
SolarFlare

Yes, I knew that about nukes, I thought maybe you were going to take it to my house and give it to me to detonate it myself - you seem to think I am the dumbest CodeGuru, remember? Anyway, that sounds like a good plan. But the cabin is pressurized, and I think the cargo bay is too. So you wouldn't be able to detect pressure differences. Even if you could, differences in air pressure (perceived as turbulence) would have a much greater effect on it than an altitude of a couple feet or so, meaning it might set off while it is still a mile outside of the airport, not to mention several more miles away from downtown... so it would only decimate part of the city. But hey, you get what you pay for. Besides, who said where in the city I live? Or that I even do live in the city?
December 31st, 2002, 04:58 AM
Simon666

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But the cabin is pressurized, and I think the cargo bay is too. So you wouldn't be able to detect pressure differences. Even if you could, differences in air pressure (perceived as turbulence) would have a much greater effect on it than an altitude of a couple feet or so, ...

You forget that inside the pressure cabin the pressure in the craft is reduced to about one third of the ground atmospheric pressure to accomodate for the lower pressure at high altitudes. You can detect this and this also dampens out effects of turbulence.

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meaning it might set off while it is still a mile outside of the airport, not to mention several more miles away from downtown ... so it would only decimate part of the city. But hey, you get what you pay for. Besides, who said where in the city I live? Or that I even do live in the city?

I'm hoping I can get a multi-megaton warhead, so a mile or two off wouldn't cause that much problems. Say solarflare, where exactly do you live? No reason in particular. ;) :p :cool:
December 31st, 2002, 02:17 PM
SolarFlare

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I'm hoping I can get a multi-megaton warhead, so a mile or two off wouldn't cause that much problems.

And you expect to buy it for ten bucks???? No, no, Simon! The Russians wouldn't give up something like that so easily. Nah, you'd need at least $15 for such an item.

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Say solarflare, where exactly do you live? No reason in particular. ;) :p :cool:

No reason? Oh come on, you can admit it if you want. You want to come over to my house and have a meal with me, get to know me, be friendly, etc. cuz I'm such a good guy. Well if you must know, I live on 123 Fake St., USA.
January 1st, 2003, 04:42 AM
Simon666

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And you expect to buy it for ten bucks???? No, no, Simon! The Russians wouldn't give up something like that so easily. Nah, you'd need at least $15 for such an item.

I think I already have 15$. If you happen to see a bright white flash real soon, it is probably not going to be someone taking a picture of you. :D Well, maybe an X-Ray picture on the wall behind you. :p

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No reason? Oh come on, you can admit it if you want. You want to come over to my house and have a meal with me, get to know me, be friendly, etc. cuz I'm such a good guy. Well if you must know, I live on 123 Fake St., USA.

Hmmm...123. Something tells me this is the safety combination of your vault or suitcase or so. :p Some extra small cash for me for buying that warhead.
January 1st, 2003, 11:56 AM
SolarFlare

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Hmmm...123. Something tells me this is the safety combination of your vault or suitcase or so.

1...2...3...4...5... That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage!
January 1st, 2003, 01:39 PM
Simon666

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1...2...3...4...5... That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage!

:D :D :D
I know that is from Space Balls. That's why I said that line but not the quote as it would be 12345 instead of the 123 you gave. Nice to see you remember that one too. That was a good one. :D :cool:
January 1st, 2003, 03:06 PM
SolarFlare

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I know that is from Space Balls. That's why I said that line but not the quote as it would be 12345 instead of the 123 you gave. Nice to see you remember that one too. That was a good one. :D :cool:

I figured that your quote was a reference to Spaceballs but I wanted to confirm it ;). I don't think there was a minute of that movie that wasn't memoriable.

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