The "last one to post on this thread wins" Thread

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Xeon :

A woman gotta be a real woman to make men happy. There's some women who fake *****m to please their hubbies, and there's no need for this.

As for men like you being a superman, you get it too. If you perform poorly, your girl is gonna find another boy sooner or later.
But if you perform like Superman(hyper-energy) + Spiderman(flexible positions and stunts!) and The Hulk(strength for carrying girls up), then your girl will be obessed by you. Trust me.

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Dude is not fair, al she has to do is not fake, I've got to perform like 3 guys.. :)

My opinion is that when she fakes it, she's faking on herself.
My fun is not less, when she's faking..

But I have to agree a real one is much better..:)

Jewe

From Jewe:

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Dude is not fair, al she has to do is not fake, I've got to perform like 3 guys...

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Relax, Jewe. :)
Practice makes perfect. Once your mastered the Art, you'll be so proud of yourself. ;)

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My opinion is that when she fakes it, she's faking on herself.My fun is not less, when she's faking..

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Yes, your fun is still the same when she fakes it, but her fun will be much less. If you ever read magazines, you'll know where to work(focus) on her so that she don't need to fake it.

To me, I would give myself a score of 0 outta 10 if the girl I'm working on has to fake it to please me. That will suck!

But anyway, if you suspect that she fakes it, then you need to sit down and talk with her, in both of your birthday suits. Be gentle, caring and sweet.....and there you go. She'll tell u the truth and grade you. :):D

Even Xeon has lots of things to improve on and learn all the time.
In addition to traditional media such as magazines and tapes, we now have the Web. If you do enough research, you'll attain the Zen of the Art one day.

Get it? :);)

Good day,
Xeon.

That Good Day at the end of your post Xeon was so abrupt and cold:eek:

Are you not feeling yourself?

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Ironah little baby, who used to be my sidekick [...]

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Now that is scary! Xeon with a sidekick?!

From Soul:

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That Good Day at the end of your post Xeon was so abrupt and cold Are you not feeling yourself?

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Don't be silly, Soul! That post is suppose to be a **x related post, and of course I have to be more solemn and formal to prevent any potential strikes from Gabriel against me.

When really mature men discuss **x, they do so openly and in a solemn tone. You don't expect me to rave around like a hormone-raging 13 year old boy, do u, Soul? :);) >:->

From Simon Brothy:

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Now that is scary! Xeon with a sidekick?!

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No more! :p
During that time, the heavens were cold and misty, and Irona had a letter from her boss, telling her to work more and get less salary.

Of course, although being my sidekick has tons of happiness benefits, she needs money to survive in this world. We all do.

So, she had no choice but to return to her boss. This way, she is able to afford that Spanish house and live nearer to David Beckham, who's joining the Real Madrid team. :D:D

XeOn and wonder dog, on a quest to find a virtuess woman...err good luck..should be a long run on the tube...

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Originally posted by Xeon
To me, I would give myself a score of 0 outta 10 if the girl I'm working on has to fake it to please me. That will suck!

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This makes me wonder what your overal rating is:);)

But I agree, it nice to unleash external energy. I even like it more when the energy is unleashed when it was not yet planned.:) ;)

After several years of training and instructions by my mentor;) I think I have reached level 1 of the art. But I'm not sure cause I'm still training every weekend. some more then others.

Xeon, when I will reach top level of the art??

later,

Jewe

From Mick:

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XeOn and wonder dog, on a quest to find a virtuess woman...err good luck..should be a long run on the tube...

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Virtuess???!! What's that, MiCk? :eek::eek:

From Jewe:

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This makes me wonder what your overal rating is

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My overall rating is 1 / 10.
Don't laugh.

This is because I haven't done any girl here, and thus, I've no hands-on experience. But in future, I will......definitely! :cool:
These daddies better watch out.

I give myself that 1 point cos'...I can give babies and I have that talent and hyper-energy in me. :)

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But I agree, it nice to unleash external energy. I even like it more when the energy is unleashed when it was not yet planned.

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Sure! UNLEASH! But beware, though. Some girls don't like it rough. It depends, really. But mainly, western girls like it rough and eastern ones usually don't, so watch out. That's a tip, Jewe. :)

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After several years of training and instructions by my mentor I think I have reached level 1 of the art. But I'm not sure cause I'm still training every weekend. some more then others.

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U must! Never give up on your training, Jewe. The more, the better! I mean, like 2 - 4 times in a day? :)

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Xeon, when I will reach top level of the art??

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U must practise on lots of girls. HANDS-ON, pal. :cool:
Also, you need to combine skill with sweetness.

If you're those rough man whose insensitive and unsweet and you work on girls, they're gonna find you gross and disgusting.

If you're those sweet guys who're so darn nice to them no matter what and you always pamper them, then when you work on them, they'll start getting obessed with you. So, too much succcess can be painful too! :)

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Originally posted by Xeon
From Mick:


Virtuess???!! What's that, MiCk? :eek::eek:

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It's a made up word, like women and virtue...my daughter is now talking about boys...I was hoping she'd talk about girls...does every father hope his daughter turns out to be a lesbian...or is it just me?

Guys suck....

From MiCk:

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It's a made up word, like women and virtue...my daughter is now talking about boys...I was hoping she'd talk about girls...does every father hope his daughter turns out to be a lesbian...or is it just me? Guys suck....

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Could be retribution, MiCk. :)
You do girls, right? Now, you know how the dads of those girls feel? :D;)

And yes, you should encourage your daughter to talk more about boys, seriously. If you hamper her growth......it's gonna be sad.

Also, most girls in the US lose their virgin at least 1 time by age 18......I know it's hard to accept......but...the most important thing is......she is happy. :):cool:

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Originally posted by Xeon
From MiCk:


Could be retribution, MiCk. :)
You do girls, right? Now, you know how the dads of those girls feel? :D;)

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Yes I know it is retribution...I think back..to the school daze...and how evil I was...towards girls...ahhh pay back time right...I hope little 'boy' gets it really clear in his mind that I'm not cleaning this gun for nothing :)

I'm sorry, Xeon was not authorized to say what the prize was. The real prize is that profits from CodeGuru advertising will buy you a small nuke which you can use however you please (some ideas: extortion, showcase, cult, Canada).

From MiCk:

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Yes I know it is retribution...I think back..to the school daze...and how evil I was...towards girls...ahhh pay back time right...

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That's why. Sometimes, the world is fair.
You do 10 girls back then, you daughter gets d......
I will shut up, MiCk. :)

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I hope little 'boy' gets it really clear in his mind that I'm not cleaning this gun for nothing

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Relax, MiCk! If you kill me, everyone loses.
The world would lose a sweet guy, and you would lose a faithful pal and your life.(JAIL!!!!)
And your daughter and wife will lose too, cos' they're sad.
My parents will be sad, and everyone will be sad.
Thus, if you clean that gun and use it on your old ship mate, MiCk......no one wins.

However, though...to appease for your anger, MiCk......I'm more than happy to fork out US2600 for you to enjoy like mad in whatever nightclubs you want.

The problem now is whether you can take on 12 girls at one go or more. In this case, everyone wins, MiCk. :D

From Solar:

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I'm sorry, Xeon was not authorized to say what the prize was. The real prize is that profits from CodeGuru advertising will buy you a small nuke which you can use however you please (some ideas: extortion, showcase, cult, Canada).

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Hmm......a nuclear bomb for extortion? That's crazy! A gun will do the trick.

Hmm......a showcase? Why don't you showcase a naked lady, Solar? >:->
(NOW, WHERE'S MY TICKET???!!!)

Hmm.....a cult? No comments.

Hmmm.....a nuclear bomb to get Canada as the 51st state of the USA? Very good, but......kinda impractical.

Unless you guys intend to get a collection of girls/women by using this nuclear bomb, I will not participate in this war game.:cool::D

Hah, I guess I win, certainly none of you will challenge the fact that this is the last post and my name's on it. :p

From Solar:

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Hah, I guess I win, certainly none of you will challenge the fact that this is the last post and my name's on it.

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Trying to keep the thread alive, Solar?
By the way, LOOK'S WHO'S THE BOSS.

:cool::cool:XEON:cool::cool:

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Originally posted by Xeon
From Solar:


Trying to keep the thread alive, Solar?
By the way, LOOK'S WHO'S THE BOSS.

:cool::cool:XEON:cool::cool:

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Why it's pick on XeOn day...

I hate to burst that bubble pal, but where would you be if they didn't count GD posts since the beginning ;) One of the Top 40,000 'member' posters ;)

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LOOK : I'm among the Top 4 Now, k??!!(in terms of top posters)

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PS: I'm currently first being last.

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Originally posted by Mick_2002
PS: I'm currently first being last.

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now being second....:)

From MiCK:

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I hate to burst that bubble pal, but where would you be if they didn't count GD posts since the beginning One of the Top 40,000 'member' posters

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Nay, MiCk! Before I came to the GD forums, I already had about 2500++ posts! :cool::p:p

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PS: I'm currently first being last.

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Better than nothing, MiCk! :p:D

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now being second....

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Seriously, Home......I find you becoming cuter and cuter each day!
Your avatar, signature and speech are so cuddly and I wanna snuggle up to you!!!!

Let Daddy Xeon hug you, Home dear? :cool:

Nina calls Xeon and whispers in his ears
"Xeon come hear, I dont want to tell this out loud since I am afraid others could hear us, I now know a secret on this Codeguru planet....about Mick....Ahah...
Mick likes you...:)shuuuushhhh, Keep silent Okay ? "

:p :p :)

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Originally posted by hometown
Nina calls Xeon and whispers in his ears
"Xeon come hear, I dont want to tell this out loud since I am afraid others could hear us, I now know a secret on this Codeguru planet....about Mick....Ahah...
Mick likes you...:)shuuuushhhh, Keep silent Okay ? "

:p :p :)

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I like everyone hometown...well almost everyone, come here shhhh...I don't like you :p :p :eek: :D

Heh heh just kidding, don't cry on me...

[Gabriel: way over the line: Xeon, watch your steps!]

a bit risque, don't you think :eek:

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Originally posted by solarflare
a bit risque, don't you think :eek:

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That one even made me blink....

CONGRATULATIONS GABRIEL!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this noble sir you see before you was, just four months ago, plagued with an empty wallet and could not afford an avatar. Many of us offered our condolences, and even a few attempted to right the situation by lending him one of our own, but he righteously refused, demanding to be a self-made man.

Well now that wait is over! I present to you, audience members, the new avatar of Gabriel Fleseriu!

No longer will the space beneath his name be populated by gray pixels! They are banished for all time, and in their place, a glorious dragon. I'm sure you, Gabriel, are as proud as we to see this day has finally come.

Thank you.

[editor's note: the color used above, which I invented myself, is used only for very special occasions such as this. One last time, congrats Gabe!]

And now Gabriel, if you could kindly make another of your most excellent posts so that the community can see your crowning achievement, it would be much appreciated!

:)

From Solar:

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CONGRATULATIONS GABRIEL!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this noble sir you see before you was, just four months ago, plagued with an empty wallet and could not afford an avatar. Many of us offered our condolences, and even a few attempted to right the situation by lending him one of our own, but he righteously refused, demanding to be a self-made man.....

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HOW FUNNY THAT IS, SOLAR!!!!

Things are looking up!!!! :D;)
For the first time in the history of CodeGuru, you have posted a joke that is really really fantastic and natural, and NOT lame in any way.
For this alone, Solar......I've come to respect you a lot, for you seems to have mastered the Art of Natural Jokes, not lame ones. :D
YAY!!!!!!!!!

What is Gabriel's avatar? The image of a red dragon spiltting pyric flames of he|| to anyone who dares to cross the line when posting.

Gabriel's avatar is the Great Dragon. My avatar is that of a knight.
Is this an open challenge to me, Gabriel......SOMETHING.......like a replay of Saint George VS. The Dragon.
(by the way, my shield can block your flames)
:cool:

Now, everyone......the next thing is to get Gabriel to change his signature or else he'll be voted out.
(by the way, in other forums, especially the game forums, the moderators are voted by the masses)

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Originally posted by Xeon
HOW FUNNY THAT IS, SOLAR!!!!

Things are looking up!!!! :D;)
For the first time in the history of CodeGuru, you have posted a joke that is really really fantastic and natural, and NOT lame in any way.
For this alone, Solar......I've come to respect you a lot, for you seems to have mastered the Art of Natural Jokes, not lame ones. :D
YAY!!!!!!!!!

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It's not a joke... I really did invent that color! Honest, I swear! Where are you taking me???!!!

From Solar:

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It's not a joke... I really did invent that color! Honest, I swear! Where are you taking me???!!!

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To the Torturing Chamber for Men.
Don't worry.....the guards and wardens there are females, not males. :cool::cool::cool:

yippie



My time coming, any day, don't worry bout me, no
Been so long I felt this way, ain't in no hurry, no
Rainbows end down that highway where ocean breezes blow
My time coming, voices saying, they tell me where to go
-John Barlow

Home run derby today! All star game tomorrow!

Anyone think you could beat these guys at ping pong?

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Originally posted by solarflare
Anyone think you could beat these guys at ping pong?

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Well sorry kid, as soon as I say windows media, I clicked that close thing...what was it about?

/Still no cure for cancer.

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Originally posted by Mick_2002
Well sorry kid, as soon as I say windows media, I clicked that close thing...what was it about?

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It's something that can't be explained, only seen. What's wrong with windows media player?

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Still no cure for cancer.

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Aw crap.

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Originally posted by solarflare
It's something that can't be explained, only seen. What's wrong with windows media player?

Aw crap.

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Yell..nothing, I just like to close it when I see it....

So this time, go back there and click the link, then restrain yourself from closing the window for two minutes.

Come to greet and to win as this thread title points out

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Originally posted by Tozie_02
Come to greet and to win as this thread title points out

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Hello Tozie! Did you fall down a rabbit hole and end up here? :eek:;)

Yippie ... I WIN ! ! !

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Originally posted by Platinum Plus
Yippie ... I WIN ! ! !

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Hah, nice try though :cool:.

ti is gonan go on forever..

It almost died...

From Artemis:

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It almost died...

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Definitely. Please promise me not to do anything silly if your ego falls to rock bottom, Solar pal! :):D:D:D

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Originally posted by Xeon
Please promise me not to do anything silly if your ego falls to rock bottom, Solar pal! :):D:D:D

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I promise. But it wouldn't have... If it had ended there, I would have been the winner~ Aye! :D:D:D

And you won't win it now either.

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Homeland: The Great Winner !

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From Solar:

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I promise. But it wouldn't have... If it had ended there, I would have been the winner~ Aye!

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As long as I exist on earth, Solar......I will never let you win. :cool:

By the way, HomeTown.......PLEASE!!!!!!!! TAKE OFF YOUR AVATAR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

I REALLY CANNOT STAND SUCH A CUTE AND SWEET AVATAR ANYMORE.........PLEASE, HOME!!!!!!!!
I WANNA KILL MYSELF.......I.......I REALLY CANNOT WITHSTAND THE CUTIENESS OF YOUR AVATAR.......YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!!!!

THAT AVATAR AND THAT GIRL.......:( :( :(

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Originally posted by hometown

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the greate wiener?

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Originally posted by Mick_2002
the greate wiener?

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No, angel with a bow and an arrow ?

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Originally posted by hometown
No, angel with a bow and an arrow ?

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Awww....homey....you never said what the problem really was with codeguru like last week or whatever....so what was the problem was it your ISP??? Or did you have one too many hits off the water bong?

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Originally posted by Mick_2002
Awww....homey....you never said what the problem really was with codeguru like last week or whatever....so what was the problem was it your ISP??? Or did you have one too many hits off the water bong?

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What Do you mean ?
Did you ask me ? and do you think that I would answer your question or just let you wait till you go mad ? Who hyped up that story ? I got alot of usernames more than what you could imagine...No one will ever know...I will choose to use any of them whenever I LIKE SINCE I AM THE ONE EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE REALLY THINKING...

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Originally posted by hometown
What Do you mean ?
Did you ask me ? and do you think that I would answer your question or just let you wait till you go mad ? Who hyped up that story ? I got alot of usernames more than what you could imagine...No one will ever know...I will choose to use any of them whenever I LIKE SINCE I AM THE ONE EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE REALLY THINKING...

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hometown=wfranc=platinum plus=simon666???