Well if kerry wins...I plan on marching to DC with my kerry = pol pot, kerry = stalin sign...you know...cause if bush = hitler
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Well if kerry wins...I plan on marching to DC with my kerry = pol pot, kerry = stalin sign...you know...cause if bush = hitler
You slanderer!!! You name caller!!! How could you?!?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
:rolleyes:
Because I get all my news and views from CBS???Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
A fine source of information...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
Almost as good as CNN and other PC, uber-libby outlets...
They should do an interview with Saddam...because you know, we need to understand him...what motivates him? Could it be his environment?Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
The ones that should be understood are ObL. After all, he must have been affected in a negative manner by a triple sclerosis anal bypass operation that he had when he was a kid...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
Kerry:
we need to engage the world, get them on our side...because you know they will just love us with john kerry at the helm.
Hey you, yes you the coalition of the bribed...that means you aussies we bribed you, you suck...we only need fwance and germany you see this finger...it's meant for you...
hey UN...lets have another round of applause for Robert Mugabe...yes yes, we need more leaders like him...hey sudan/libya how about you chair the human rights commission because it so suits you...
Ha! It will take decades to undo the damage Bush has done to the US' standing in the world. Not to mention the damage he has done to civil rights, the economy, environment and the constitution.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
Ohh my talking points....
Because I want to ask the world what we should do. You ok with that? I'm not.Quote:
Ha! It will take decades to undo the damage Bush has done to the US' standing in the world.
Which civil rights have you lost? Please explain.Quote:
Not to mention the damage he has done to civil rights
Please explain how the economy is weaker. I'm all ears here...and explain how a sitting president has any effect on the economy....Quote:
the economy
Please explain in detail how the environment has been impacted since bush took office.Quote:
environment
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.Quote:
constitution
Why bother, everyone knows that "socialism" will be the answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
The right to give bums free money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
It's experiencing positive growth. THAT'S the problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
He gave people that live in their area the right to manage their land and not the bureaucrats in Washington. A big no-no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
Both, that way you'll experience pleasure and a feeling of crappiness if Kerry wins...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
Whenever the facts are laid out...the liberals seem to disappear...
Hockus pockus ;) .Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
make sure you check under your bed for Karl Rove before you go sleepy...he's everywhere...I tell you...Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
An ultra-righty? :shrug: I guess they're also nutty...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
Just another squirrel trying to get a nut....
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General Jack D. Ripper : Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake : No, I don't think I do, sir, no.
General Jack D. Ripper : He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BombQuote:
General Jack D. Ripper : Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake : Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper : You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake : I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper : Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake : Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper : Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake : Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper : Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake : Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper : I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake : No.
General Jack D. Ripper : But I... I do deny them my essence.
On tonight east coast baby...8pm...turner classic movies...
:confused: :ehh: What the fudge are you talkin' 'bout?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
Another gun hugging polluting facist parroting idealog. Yes pretend the economy is stronger than it was when democrats were in power. Pretend that the republicans don''t let industry write all environmental policy. Pretend that Haliburton gets all that tax money because they earned it. Pretend that employ ment is robust for Americans (especially programmers). yada yada yadaQuote:
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I wouldn't give Billy the credit for a robust economy. He just sort of got it. Just like W got a crappy one when he went into the White House... although Georgy managed to turn the downward spiral into something more stable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
// A 5.4% unemployment rate would make Chirac a god...
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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
You forgot the racist card.
Dr. Strangelove...you need more culture...and I'm not talking about that burning sensation.Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
Not only drugs
- gstercken - like aspirin - good for headaches; dangerous for children.
- Mick - like LSD - makes you see either nice or ugly turtles; depends on circumstances.
- cilu - like interferon - tries to cure some deadly diseases; not homologated.
- ovidiucucu - like caffeine - wakes you; abuse can make you nervous.
- Andreas Masur - like heavy water - moderator; safer than the graphite.
- Deniz - like antivenin - has a good price; especially in Australia.
- Doctor Luz - like placebo - nice colored; you must believe in it.
There's also grossly overweight...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
http://iraqthemodel.blogspot.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
http://messopotamian.blogspot.com/
http://healingiraq.blogspot.com/
http://kurdo.blogspot.com/
You can find your own way from there. But like CBS just be cautious on what you believe because you want to believe.
Looks good. I just need ohh... about 3 weeks to read this stuff though...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
One of my friends was deployed over yonder. As usual the MSM don't tell the whole story.Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
Don't you have a boring thread to talk about boring things? Let this thread to be on nicknames.
That would be boring....thread jacking is much more fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
YOU THREAD TERRORIST... :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
/Salaam Aleikum
Very funny. Veeeerrrry funny... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mick
(In a fake american accent)
So howabout them baseballers on the weekend pardner? :wave:
We're not big fans of bases and balls :mad: .Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Cheerio then ol' chap, lets talk about cricket!
They seem to be alright little buggers. They chirp too much. However, I do find it odd how they manage to hit that ball with a paddle...Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
:rolleyes:
Allright, cant seem to appeal to you, hmmm... where u from, conneticut... ok...
Yeehaa lets go tippin dem cows...
Ok, now you're talkin' my language :thumb: .Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Other than a major nuclear submarine base, oodles of socialism, that's pretty much all we got :shrug: ...
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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
Nuclear submarine base + Hords of socialist hippies = lots of demonstrations (good for a laugh)
:thumb: :D
Especially when they get hosed down by the anit-riot police ;) .Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Slighty amusing...
http://www.montecook.com/arch_lineos108.html
/D&D background required you geeks....
Wonderful, some genius gave me a negative-rating on the above post.Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
I don't know if I told you this already, one of my buddies also was sent there. He was actually in Baghdad. When he came back, he was pretty hyped up about it. His response was "WHOOAAA!!! I'm back from the war! I kicked some serious ***!" Now I have no idea what that farker is doing, haven't talked to him in a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
One other friend is in Guantanamo, keeping track of all of the poor and abused murderers.
we don't know if they are murderers
Read my PM to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
He was being sarcastic. Sometimes it's hard to tell that :)Quote:
Originally Posted by cloureir
what's the frequency kenneth...ehh??? what is that??? march..ahh I am now tuned in....Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
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/Dan Rather reference in case you wondering...and by the looks...you are.
thats cuz the mods can do anything without ever being asked why.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
:p mysterious are the ways of the mods....
i dont want to interfere, please feel free to continue.. im not offended.. doesnt matter that i opened the thread..
i was just wondering why mick and god dont hijack every thread possible in here... or maybe they like to do that on my threads... thats ok, i wont be opening anymore threads, i promise. :)
edit: i have to admit, being hijacked just made this thread far more intelligent... rotfl..
God told me to refresh this thread for you :DQuote:
Originally Posted by s|lent